Couldn't find an existing thread on this, somewhat surprisingly. Anyway, I got bored and looked up some nerd jokes. Know any good ones, nerdy or otherwise?

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.

Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?


Why do chemists like nitrates so much?


What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?


What is the chemical formula for "banana"?


Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

And, probably the most famous nerd joke ever written:

There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

Here's a video full of bad jokes:

He's also done some other joke videos, some of which are linked at the end of the video, but just be aware that a few of the jokes in the other videos are a little NSFW.