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1. SpaceMan++ said on September 14, 2008, 09:37:00 PM (-07:00)

Zoroark
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Let's find and think for more "In Soviet Russia, * * *."
like In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catches YOU!!

Here's my examples:
In Soviet Russian, bed sleeps on YOU!!
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In Soviet Russian, Google searches YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, Virus busts YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, the Navi operates YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, Linux downloads YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, Komodo edits YOU!!
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In Soviet Russian, the book buys YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, Viacom destroys YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, the computers starts YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, the caculator uses YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, the text enters YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, the program launches YOU!!
In Soviet Russian, the trap sets YOU!!
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2. Cat333Pokémon said on September 14, 2008, 09:54:00 PM (-07:00)

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These are always hilarious!

In Soviet Russia, Pokémon train you!
In Soviet Russia, video games play you!
In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia jokes pick on you!
In Soviet Russia, computer types on you!
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3. Yoshi648 said on September 15, 2008, 02:12:00 PM (-07:00)

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In Soviet Russia, pizza eats you!

4. rhythm2beat said on September 15, 2008, 03:30:00 PM (-07:00)

Floatzel
184 posts

In Soviet Russia toast butters YOU!
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5. Yoshi648 said on September 15, 2008, 03:41:00 PM (-07:00)

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This forum is not ment for insulting eachother. Knock it off

6. rhythm2beat said on September 15, 2008, 03:43:00 PM (-07:00)

Floatzel
184 posts

In Soviet Russia, platinum buys YOU!

sorry, I will.
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7. stumpymcgoat said on September 15, 2008, 03:48:00 PM (-07:00)

Floatzel
169 posts

In Soviet Russia this forum IS meant for insulting each other

8. AngrytigerP said on September 15, 2008, 04:12:00 PM (-07:00)

Servine
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In Soviet Russia, you do not watch TV. TV watches you!
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9. rhythm2beat said on September 15, 2008, 04:32:00 PM (-07:00)

Floatzel
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In Soviet Russia YOU kill guns!
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10. SpaceMan++ said on September 15, 2008, 05:11:00 PM (-07:00)

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The complete sentence is:
In America, you eat the fish
In Soviet Russia, fish eats YOU
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11. Yoshi648 said on September 15, 2008, 05:12:00 PM (-07:00)

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In SR, school/work goes to you

12. stumpymcgoat said on September 16, 2008, 04:29:00 AM (-07:00)

Floatzel
169 posts

In England George Bush is widely hated
In America George Bush is widely hated
In Soviet Russia George Bush is widely hated

13. Cat333Pokémon said on September 16, 2008, 08:54:00 AM (-07:00)

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Quote:
Originally Posted by stumpymcgoat
In England George Bush is widely hated
In America George Bush is widely hated
In Soviet Russia George Bush is widely hated
George Bush


Anyway, in Soviet Russia, teachers get homework from you!
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14. Yoshi648 said on September 16, 2008, 02:27:00 PM (-07:00)

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In Soviet Russia, Mudkipz liek you!
In Soviet Russia, Navi listens to you!

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15. rhythm2beat said on September 16, 2008, 02:40:00 PM (-07:00)

Floatzel
184 posts

In Soviet Russia food eats Dr. Munch!





OMFG!
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16. AngrytigerP said on September 16, 2008, 03:30:00 PM (-07:00)

Servine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stumpymcgoat
In England George Bush is widely hated
In America George Bush is widely hated
In Soviet Russia George Bush is widely hated
In liberal knitting circles, the groups of people who can't accept the fact that the man who was running against their candidate won and not theirs, and countries jealous of the United States, George Bush is widely hated.

Get it right, please.

17. rhythm2beat said on September 16, 2008, 03:57:00 PM (-07:00)

Floatzel
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someone who likes George Bush!

Wow.... You should call guiness.
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18. AngrytigerP said on September 17, 2008, 02:17:00 PM (-07:00)

Servine
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It's not that I like him, so much as I actually have respect for the due process of a Republic. As such, I'm not going to call Bush a terrorist or criminal because he isn't.

It isn't respect for him, per se; it's respect for the law of the United States.
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19. stumpymcgoat said on September 17, 2008, 02:23:00 PM (-07:00)

Floatzel
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It isn't nice to make fun of idiots.

20. Yoshi648 said on September 17, 2008, 02:27:00 PM (-07:00)

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Quote:
Originally Posted by stumpymcgoat
It isn't nice to make fun of idiots.
Unless it is behind their backs

21. rhythm2beat said on September 21, 2008, 02:30:00 PM (-07:00)

Floatzel
184 posts

True, that always works,

22. SpaceMan++ said on September 26, 2008, 08:38:13 AM (-07:00)

Zoroark
288 posts

This is real:
In Soviet Russia, YOU mark teacher's work!

then yesterday, I did because the teacher wrote something and she want students to rate and give comments

23. Cat333Pokémon said on September 26, 2008, 08:44:54 AM (-07:00)

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Quote:
Originally Posted by SpaceMan++
This is real:
In Soviet Russia, YOU mark teacher's work!

then yesterday, I did because the teacher wrote something and she want students to rate and give comments
OWNED!

In Soviet Russia, time keeps track of you.

24. Blues said on September 26, 2008, 01:56:53 PM (-07:00)

Regigigas
867 posts

In Soviet Russia the girl chases the guy!

Something I just noticed, in every romance story that isn't a chick flick, the guy is working desperately to get the girl. If I were the guy I would've said, 'screw this', and stopped a looong time ago.

25. Blues said on September 27, 2008, 10:26:52 AM (-07:00)

Regigigas
867 posts

I n Soviet Russia it's NOT over 9000!

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