Give me the video.

Dear god, what is that? It's one hell of a kids' game, for sure. Only in America would an educational game consist of figuring out the names of food and then eating them all. That guy doesn't even hesitate to chow down on a whole saltshaker. He talks with his mouth full too. How rude.

Pumkin is some fad that's been on youtube for some time, but this month is particularly special. It's Halloween month, of course. It's had its fair share of derivatives, for example
Whole stick of butter. What a fatass.

But this one really takes the cake.

3D technology is beautiful. Bask in its superiority as an artform.

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