and I not getting arrested XD It's a game I found on another forum :3

A police officer has pulled you over. In the back seat are three items, which the previous person to you has listed. You have to convince the police officer that you are not up to any dastardly deeds.

Rules:
1. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, inappropriate. There are younger ones on this site. Keep it clean please!
2. No swearing.
3. You must list only three items after convincing the cops so others can play too.
4. You can add things like, 'You were stopped by a school' so they can use the place as a helpful spot, but you don't have to.
5. The poster after you HAS to post whether they think the cop will believe you or not.
EXAMPLE:
Poster 1 (me):
A dead cow
a shotgun
and a knife.
You were stopped in a rundown old town.

Poster 2:
Sir, I was just taking the cow I killed with my knife to my butcher shop but I got lost trying to get there and good thing I brought my shotgun cause a zombie tried attacking me in the old town!

A gun
a full body bag
and an open suitcase full of money.

ect.


Since there's no one before me:

In the back of your car:
Fake Passports and ID cards
A Shotgun
And giant cabbage costume.

"Officer, I was going throw my old stuff when I found my cabbage costume! I had to wear it for a commercial I did a long long time ago. The passports, they are my ex-girlfriends, she was a... bad person. As for the gun, it has a problem and while I was in town I was hoping to get it looked at." The cop didn't believe me?

A smashed Cello
A large knife.
A 'How to: conduct a murder for dummies' book.

"Sorry Officer, this man tried to stab me with that large knife. *Points to back seat* I have no idea where he came from. It think he wandered in. At the time I was in school taking music class. He went crazy and swung at me, and I blocked with my Cello. It was smashed to pieces. He then ran off. ;_; Also, I found this book which he left behind. I was very careful not to get fingerprints all over it, so that I could give it to you guys and you could take a look for clues on who this man is by inspecting for any prints he left behind. Same goes with the knife, Officer."

Item 1 - TNT
Item 2 - A bloody towel
Item 3 - Grenades

"The easy part to explain is the bloody towel, I had a bloody nose and that was the only absorber I had. The explosives... Well I was at home and has chilling in my basement, when I fell backwards I fell onto the wall, but it went in a little and Then slid to the side to the side. There was a room that was FILLED with explosives. I just took a few to show my best friend!" He gave me a weird look. "IT TRUE!"

A rusty, bent spoon.
A gas mask.
A fake beard.
You are leaving a jail.

"I swear I just got out. The reason for the beard is I'm a cross dresser. It's just a thing. The spoon is really a bracelet." *tries to put spoon on* "And finally I need the gas mask for a job. I'm a hazardous chemical handler." I ended up back in jail.

An empty syringe
A pistol
And 4,000 dollars