*looks around* *sees the Captain watching them* *pulls away* "Stop watching us weirdo."
Capt.: "Aye. It was getting romantic too."
ME: "You better get lost. Your just sick."
Capt.: "It ain't me fault. Ye were kissing out in the open. Besides it was pretty hot."
ME: "That's it!" *lets go of Sydney* *grabs sword on the deck* "Let's fight you old perv!"
"I won't. I know pirates never turn down a bet. Correct."
Capt.: "Aye. That be true."
ME: "Then winner gets this ship. Loser sleeps with the fish."
Capt.: "That be a fair bet. Your on. I'll have you know I'm the wisest man on these 7 seas."
"And I won't. One mans fuel is love. Without that he is weak." *points sword at Capt.*
Capt.: "I don't want to hear your silly little poems. Now en guard." *has sword in ready stance*
"Now... away with ya." *points sword at his face*
Capt: "Aye. I never thought I would have been beat at my own game." *stands up*
ME: "Give up this pirating stuff. It gets you nowhere in life."
Capt: "Maybe I should." *walks to edge of ship*
ME: *pushes him off*