*watches the TV*
NEWSCASTER: "The Russians are on the retreat. The control station has been destroyed by a small dispatch of the finest soldiers in the world. The war is nearly over."
ME: "It's almost over."
*random person starts mumbling in Arabic*
"Forget it. We're not getting out."
??: "You know Arabic?"
Me: "My cousin lives in Jordan. I'm Sydney."
??: "Audi."