GRANTED- ...What now?

I wish I were a more skilled gamer than just casual.

Granted, but people start getting more competitive as you
I wish that you corrupted a wish

Granted it was yours.
I wish for a printer

You got a photocopier. HAHAHA!

I wish for a new labtop.

Granted, it gets shorted out.
I wish that we could all be friends

We are until the event
I wish to be a cheerleader

Denied. Go for it.
I wish that i could go back in time.. To make things right.

It's wasn't your fault it was mine
*Repeats Phantom's wish*

No, i was the one who did the mess up.
I wish i could get things right.

Granted but I go with
I wish this never happened

I wish i could grant that.

Granted.
I wish you would.

Granted, I will try to do what i can.
I wish no one would corrupt my attempt on making things right.

Granted.
I wish WE were all friends still

Indeed GRANTED.
I wish I was a superhero.

Granted, but you're Arm Fall Off Boy

I wish I had infinite moneyz

Granted, but criminals around the world want your money.
I wish for happiness

Granted, but you happy (verb) everyone else around you to death, therefore leaving you alone. But you're still happy.

I wish you would just SHUT UP!!!

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I wish i could speak

Granted, but you can only speak in Latin
I wish that I would be able to win every pokemon battle.

GRANTED-- You mysteriously suck at every other video game in existence

I wish could read novels quickly and still comprehend their true meaning.

Granted but you can only do 1 at a time
I wish for naturally straight hair

Granted, but you are forced to curl it everyday.

I wish for a 3DS that doesn't hurt my eyes.

Granted. It hurts your mouth.

I wish I didn't have to wish for something so cliche.

Granted. it's off the wall and kills you.
I wish for INFINATE wish

Granted, but someone uses encore (Pokemon move) and you have to kep wishing the same thing.

no wish indicated
I wish for a bucket.

Granted, i use the bucket to dump water on ya >:]
I wish that i could clean that off her

Granted I'm wet not dirty
I wish I met Phantom in person

I wish i could grant that.

Iwish for same?

Granted, but you dont live in NY, and only get to meet me once.
I wish i knew why she wanted to meet me

Granted. You seem nice and sweet. Plus you know video games.(quality #1)
I wish for a Snack.

Granted, here are some cheetos im eating *Gives cheetos*
I wish i had more cheetos

Granted but you stole them.
I wish Phantom had a clean record now.

Granted.
I wish i had a pet turtle.

Granted it bites you
I wish for peace and quiet

Not granted. LALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!
I wish i was a better singer, so she would actually have something nice to listen to.

Granted but you sing my least favorite genre.
I wish for nothing.

Granted, but nothing is in a black hole of despair.
I wish she was back from the dark hole

Granted but I'm depressed.
I wish Phantom hadn't put me in a blackhole

Granted, regular hole
I wish i knew why she was depressed

Granted you put me in a hole
I wish for no holes

Granted.
AGain, i wish i knew why you were depressed.

Granted I'm not anymore you cant put me in a hole.
I wish for a trip to Coasta Rica

Granted, but i am with you
I wish i wasnt bored

Granted your brains mush
I wish you would stop calling me Alexa

Granted, but isnt that your name? Your free to call me Jason if you want
I wish my RMT could get some rates in there...

Granted I would vote if I knew what was good
I wish you would realize my name is Alex like a guy

Granted. Ill stop.
I wish for an awesome party.

Granted but you're not invited.
I wish I could host an awesome party

Granted, but i am invited to this one >:]
I wish that i can have a good time at the party

Granted but you fall in a pool
I wish for a big house

Granted, you live somewhere in the world. The world is a big place.
I wish I knew someone who loved me besides my family

Granted but it's your worst enemy.
I wish for antivenom

Granted, but you discover that the fairy that grants your wish, (Me) doesnt know what that is and screws up the wish.

I wish i knew what antivenom was.

Granted it cures venomous snake bites.
I repeat last wish

Granted, you heal a venom snake, but it still bites you.
I wish that i could obtain my pokemon before July 21st

Granted but they all suck
I wish for a watch

Granted, but it is a dora watch. Lol i got punched in the face for making fun of a kid with a dora watch when i was at a daycare... Didnt hurt and i put him in a corner

I wish the seven year old didn't punch my face.

Granted he bites you
I wish for a frisbee

Granted, but when i throw it at you, it accidently hits you in the face.
I wish i could heal the wound i gave her face.

Granted now I'm afraid of frisbees
I wish for a boat

Granted, but you crash
I wish i was there to prevent such an event

Granted but it happens the same
I wish there was a paradox to throw us back in time

Granted, *Steers boat away from rock*
I wish i knew why there is a guest viewing this thread.

I would grant that if I knew
I wish for a managment and culinary degree

Not granting. Its a free country, do what you want.
I wish for a friendly pet dinosaur.

Granted its goes extinct
I wish for an Original wish

Granted, make one up.
I wish i wasnt just scared the Sh-- out of.

Granted. You were not scared. Sh** still came out of you, though.

I wish I wasn't such a lazy fat***.

Granted, but you will soon explode

I wish I could live forever

Granted, the universe explodes and you have to live in nothingness forever.

I wish Tails Doll was real. *Stunfisk laugh*

Granted and then they are actualy my secret dewott memebers in the Dewott smasher club

I wish for a poisioned apple

Granted, but I got the antidote.
I wish I had a girl friend :/

Granted,but she loves another Guy.

I wish a Pokémon would hug me x3

Granted, but its a venipede, and its ability poison point activates.
I wish you had the Deadmau5 Avatar.

Granted but then everyone has it and it gets old
I wish for bliss

Granted, but Blissy gets mad that you stole it from her! Blissey used Seismic Toss!!!

I wish that I could catch her before she plumets from 100 feet up.

Gran... to late
I wish for a star

Granted, Im here
I wish i had the guts..

Error incomplete
I wish for no water in my ear

Granted. *Gives towel*

I wish i knew why my wish wasn't granted.

Granted the guts to do what?
I wish for a feather.

Granted, a bird poops on you with his feather
I wish you knew i was talking about the guts to ask a girl out.

Granted, now DO IT.
I wish there wasn't a random lizard in my room

Granted, "ITS MINE!!!!!"
I wish I knew how though.

Granted. JUST ASK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish for a pool

Granted, but the water bill went too high, and you had to sell it.
I wish so many people didn't like her as much as i did.

Granted but she only dates the star athlete
I wish for band camp

Granted, go for it
I wish i was the star athlete.

Granted but your injured
I wish for band camp now

I cant grant that, for the fact that i cant.
I wish that I was the only one who liked her

Granted she becomes depress and moves to California,
I wish I lived in California

Granted, and you will see me in the summer when i go there August 6th

I wish I had a gf.

She breaks up with you
I wish I had a heart

Denied! You made her break up with me D: Lol jk

But i wish you didnt

Fine she's a liar
Now can I have a heart.

Sure.
I wish she wasn't a liar.

Granted she's a thief
I wish my heart felt love