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701. Eagles said on September 18, 2012, 02:39:48 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

Wow, you're really persistent with this, aren't you?

*waits for the next poster on a tower with a sniper rifle ready*

702. Velociraptor78 said on September 18, 2012, 03:23:02 PM (-07:00)

Regigigas
803 posts

Actually, since I was under the rock, I'm still safe.
*hides under another, larger rock with a sign reading; "Ceci n'est pas une rocher"*

703. Gamernamerjj said on September 18, 2012, 03:39:25 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

*laughs at sign and runs away*

You can't catch me!

704. Eagles said on September 18, 2012, 03:39:47 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

*uses extra-long net to put over her and trap her*
Hehehe....

705. Gamernamerjj said on September 18, 2012, 03:48:27 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

Nuuuu! How could you do this to me? :O

706. Eagles said on September 18, 2012, 03:49:37 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

I dunno, things could be worse...

*Puts cage and electric field over the net*
And now they are.

707. Gamernamerjj said on September 18, 2012, 03:53:21 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

Wonderful... *gives puppy dog face* Will you pleeeease let me out? I promise I'll be good!

708. Eagles said on September 18, 2012, 03:54:19 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

You've escaped me the at least past 2 times... >.>

709. Gamernamerjj said on September 18, 2012, 03:58:43 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

... Are you suggesting I work my escape magic again?

710. Eagles said on September 18, 2012, 04:00:47 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

Precisely

711. Gamernamerjj said on September 18, 2012, 04:08:16 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

*uses her mini teleporter* Aha! I have escaped! Now I'm off to reclaim my crown! *heads off to where her castle used to be* Er, wait... You destroyed that. Now what am I supposed to do for a crown?!

712. Eagles said on September 18, 2012, 04:11:03 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

*rummages through pile of rocks, until he gets to Vel's secret rock, and takes the sign and mashes it into something crown-like*
Here you are, your highness.

713. Gamernamerjj said on September 18, 2012, 04:13:42 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

Thank you, kind servant! Now I am properly the Queen of the "Last Poster Wins!" thread again.

714. Eagles said on September 18, 2012, 04:19:04 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

Oh, well, y'know, I still have my huge Castle *points to castle with awesomesauce security system* and my 2-inch golden crown.

715. Gamernamerjj said on September 18, 2012, 04:55:47 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

*frowns* Can I come to your castle?

716. Eagles said on September 18, 2012, 04:57:25 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

I require all visitors to make an at least 5-line poem promoting my excellency.

717. Idno58 said on September 18, 2012, 05:00:33 PM (-07:00)

Landorus
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*uses her mini teleporter*
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Originally Posted by Gamernamerjj View Post
*her mini teleporter*
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Originally Posted by Gamernamerjj View Post
* her teleporter*
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Originally Posted by Gamernamerjj View Post
*her*
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Likes 1 – Eagles

718. Gamernamerjj said on September 18, 2012, 05:02:34 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

Radically clever,
Energetic and fun,
An awesome, fun guy,
Lives in yonder castle.
Lots would come to visit his greatness,
Yet he makes them write poems
?


... Yup. Her.

Likes 1 – Eagles

719. Eagles said on September 18, 2012, 05:04:50 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

Alright...
*tapes fake eyeball onto her back*
But I got my eye on you... e_o

720. Gamernamerjj said on September 18, 2012, 05:06:57 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

Ha, that makes me think of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

*checks out castle* Not bad... For an eagle. So, where is this crown of yours?

721. Eagles said on September 18, 2012, 05:07:58 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

On my head...

722. Gamernamerjj said on September 18, 2012, 05:08:54 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

That's your crown? *laughs like a maniac*

723. Eagles said on September 18, 2012, 05:10:00 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

...
...
...:<
*Goes into deep state of depression*

724. Gamernamerjj said on September 18, 2012, 05:10:53 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

Aw, would it make you feel better if we traded crowns? I'm sure you'd like mine better.

725. Eagles said on September 18, 2012, 05:14:05 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

... Yours is a crumbled up sign...

726. Gamernamerjj said on September 18, 2012, 05:15:34 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

But it has an interesting backstory that I'm sure everyone would love to hear. It could be an icebreaker!

727. Eagles said on September 18, 2012, 05:19:31 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

Hmm... I like your idea...
*grabs it and drops it in the lava* But it's not good enough.
*Grabs 2 new crowns he got off Amazon* Want one?

728. Gamernamerjj said on September 18, 2012, 06:15:06 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

Sounds good to me! *takes it and puts it on her head* Now, together we can rule this thread! Muhahaha!

729. Eagles said on September 18, 2012, 06:17:31 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

Yes, it sounds DELICIOUS! Muwahahaha!

730. Gamernamerjj said on September 18, 2012, 06:18:33 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

*stands around contentedly* ... So, uh, what do we do now?

731. Eagles said on September 18, 2012, 06:20:49 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

Hmm... needs more action...
*sends castle up into flames*
ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!111

732. Gamernamerjj said on September 18, 2012, 07:28:23 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

Sounds like fun! *lights a torch* Burn it all!

733. Eagles said on September 18, 2012, 07:29:49 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

Needs moar 'splosions, though...
*splits an atom* RUN!!

734. Gamernamerjj said on September 18, 2012, 07:36:57 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

*runs like the wind* I think we're far enough now. Sit down and enjoy the show! *watches as the fireworks she left behind are ignited* Ooo, aah, pretty colours...

735. Eagles said on September 18, 2012, 07:39:11 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gamernamerjj
colours...
Hehe, I love how either Canadians added U's to random things, or the US took them out...
Anyways... *stares into all the destruction*
Popcorn?

736. Gamernamerjj said on September 18, 2012, 07:44:18 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

The US took 'em out.

Sure! *noms some popcorn* Gotta love explosions.

737. Eagles said on September 18, 2012, 07:47:05 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

Yep... *hears ticking getting louder and louder*
Uh... What the heck is that?

738. Gamernamerjj said on September 18, 2012, 08:01:05 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

*looks around* I dunno.

739. Eagles said on September 18, 2012, 08:04:40 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

Hmm.... I think it's coming from underground...
*starts digging underground* Wait... Wait... Crap!
*Comes up with another bomb and throws it with a few seconds to spare*
There must be some kinda... Bomb ninja 'round here.

740. Gamernamerjj said on September 18, 2012, 08:07:10 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

A bomb ninja!? How dare it interrupt our amusing explosion show!? *searches furiously for the ninja*

741. Eagles said on September 18, 2012, 08:16:37 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

Hmm... *takes out night vision goggles*
Got 'im...
*Swoops into the ninja full of explosions, creating a huge spark of explosions of deadly impact*
(Also just realized how this thread became a small, silly RP-type thing )

742. Gamernamerjj said on September 19, 2012, 05:06:17 AM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

Wow, explosions galore! Now what do we do, since our castle is destroyed?

(It did, didn't it? Oh well, we have to post something and this is super fun!)

743. Eagles said on September 19, 2012, 11:58:02 AM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

*starts grabbing some wood, stone, and dirt*
We're gonna have to make a new house from the ground up!
*Gives her some wood to place for the house, then looks up at the sky*
Wow, all the smoke has cleared up, the sky looks beautiful.

744. Gamernamerjj said on September 19, 2012, 04:05:23 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

*starts building but soon gives up*

... Needs more pizzazz. *Takes some confetti and throws it in the air* Perfect.
Now, just give me a minute...

Five hours later:
Look up at the sky!

745. john-li said on September 19, 2012, 04:33:14 PM (-07:00)

Regigigas
911 posts

*Pokes JJ pokes Eagles* "Hey can I nuzzle in here?" *becomes last poster*

746. Gamernamerjj said on September 19, 2012, 05:12:17 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

Never! Well, only if you admire the confetti-making machine I built and sent into the sky.
*Points to the confetti explosions* Doesn't it just make the sky so much better?

747. Eagles said on September 19, 2012, 06:05:29 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

*looks up* Woah, you really know how to make some nice confetti.

748. Gamernamerjj said on September 19, 2012, 06:16:19 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

*takes a bow* Thank you, thank you. *catches invisible flowers* You're too kind!

749. Eagles said on September 19, 2012, 06:28:05 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

Hmm...
*Creates machines that spits out rocks from the top of the tower*
Look! Confetti!

750. Gamernamerjj said on September 19, 2012, 06:35:55 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

*eyes the dull rocks* Needs more... COLOURS!
*paints all the rocks* Much better now.

751. Eagles said on September 19, 2012, 06:38:41 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

Yay! *Gets hit on the head by one of the rocks, giving him a concussion and crashing him into the ground*
...Uhguu....

752. Gamernamerjj said on September 19, 2012, 07:04:41 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

Yaaaa-Oh noes! *panics* Help, help! We need a doctor!

753. Eagles said on September 19, 2012, 07:10:14 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

*cough* *cough* Need...water...

754. Gamernamerjj said on September 19, 2012, 07:15:47 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

*runs to the nearby magical stream and collects water in a random cup that appeared out of nowhere* Here, drink this.

755. Eagles said on September 19, 2012, 07:25:40 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

*sips it slowly and carefully* Thank.. you... I think I have a broken wing... starting to feel...woozy...

756. Gamernamerjj said on September 19, 2012, 07:34:17 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

You poor dear, you! We must find a doctor right away! Or I will, anyway, for you must stay right here and not move.

*looks around*
Heeeere doctor, doctor, doctor! Heeeere doctor, doctor, doctor!

757. Eagles said on September 19, 2012, 07:37:28 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

*points to the lake beside the castle*
W-what's that rustling in the bushes? x_x

758. Gamernamerjj said on September 19, 2012, 07:47:12 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

It must be a doctor! *smiles naively* I'm going to get him to come over here. *cheerfully skips over to the bushes*

759. Eagles said on September 19, 2012, 08:21:31 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

*Sees a snake hissing in the distance* Uh...

760. Gamernamerjj said on September 19, 2012, 08:32:26 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

Come here Dr. Snake! Your patient is right over here! *picks up the snake by its tail* Here, let me help you!

761. Eagles said on September 19, 2012, 08:39:17 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

Now, now nownownownow, let's wait a second here... Are you sure the snake knows what it's doing?

762. Gamernamerjj said on September 19, 2012, 08:42:08 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

Of course he does! *puts Dr. Snake down beside you* There you go, doctor. *watches as the snake slithers towards you* Oh, he wants to give you a hug to make you feel better!

763. Eagles said on September 19, 2012, 08:50:10 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

*It gets on top of me and bites a deep bite right in my face*
MOTHER OF GOD GET THIS THING OFF MY FACE!!!!!!!!111
*Flies around knocking into things, then pulls it off and throws it out, landing on your back*

764. Gamernamerjj said on September 20, 2012, 04:30:30 AM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

*tries to get it off and knocks it to the ground* AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *picks up the snake* Bad Dr. Snake! I'm beginning to wonder if you're even a real doctor at all!

765. Velociraptor78 said on September 20, 2012, 12:30:32 PM (-07:00)

Regigigas
803 posts

A doctor?

Doctor who?

766. Gamernamerjj said on September 20, 2012, 02:44:14 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

Dr. Snake! But he's being a bad snake doctor. *throws snake into the stream* Now, lets get poor Eagles fixed up. Where does it hurt?

767. Eagles said on September 20, 2012, 04:48:35 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

Can't...move...body...poison...traveling...in my veins..

768. Gamernamerjj said on September 20, 2012, 07:32:31 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

Oh my goodness! You need anti-venom! And I, er... Just threw the snake away, didn't I? ... Welp, lemme just summon Dr. Snake back. *raises her wand* Accio Dr. Snake!

769. Eagles said on September 20, 2012, 07:44:38 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

NO... Someone... needs... to suck venom... out... not many other options left...

770. Gamernamerjj said on September 20, 2012, 07:48:16 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

Erm, okay. *throws snake back in the water again* So... Suck it out? Okay then. *leans over* I feel like a vampire. *goes to suck the venom out* Waaaait a minute, the venom won't hurt me if I suck it out, right? It has to be in the bloodstream be dangerous... Right?

771. Eagles said on September 20, 2012, 07:52:42 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

As soon as you suck it out...*cough* spit it right out, and then wash your mouth after you're done...

772. Gamernamerjj said on September 20, 2012, 07:56:04 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

Ooookay! *sucks it out* Eugh. *runs to the river and frantically washes her mouth out* Is that better? Did I get it all out?

773. Eagles said on September 20, 2012, 08:01:02 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

*cough cough* Give me a moment, I'll see if I feel better...
I don't think I can move one of my wings, though. I think it might be broken...

774. john-li said on September 20, 2012, 08:13:37 PM (-07:00)

Regigigas
911 posts

I was oblivious to that whole scenario!

775. Gamernamerjj said on September 20, 2012, 08:40:36 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

Quote:
Originally Posted by john-li View Post
I was oblivious to that whole scenario!
I'm already taken, sorry. No funny business here!

*sizes the poor broken birdy up* Welp, I think we're off to the vet! *makes little cart to wheel him in* Off we go! *pushes cart off in random direction* Oh, might need you, too. *gently puts him in the cart and goes off again*

776. Eagles said on September 20, 2012, 08:42:12 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

I'm starting to feel a bit better... You saved my life...
Why? I tried to kill you 3 times, at least... >.>

777. Gamernamerjj said on September 20, 2012, 08:49:33 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

Because it's no fun to try to kill you when you're almost dead anyway!

Weeee're heeeere! *stops the cart at a big white building* Time to get you all fixed up! *goes inside* One moment! *steps out in a doctor's coat* Iiiiii'm the doctor!

778. john-li said on September 20, 2012, 08:53:07 PM (-07:00)

Regigigas
911 posts

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo I wanna win!!!!

779. Gamernamerjj said on September 20, 2012, 08:58:26 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

Nevar! You must first heal the broken birdy! (Since I have no idea what I'm doing. )

780. Velociraptor78 said on September 21, 2012, 12:35:28 PM (-07:00)

Regigigas
803 posts

Alright...
I'm just gonna...
slowly...
walk away...

781. john-li said on September 21, 2012, 03:12:33 PM (-07:00)

Regigigas
911 posts

Puts bandages everywhere on the broken birdy then raps duct tape all over it. "DONE"

782. 7dewott8 said on September 23, 2012, 01:32:41 PM (-07:00)

Landorus
1,545 posts

Yeah wwhatevver

783. Gamernamerjj said on September 23, 2012, 04:48:42 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

Yay, the broken birdy is fixed! And once again, I'm winning!

784. 7dewott8 said on September 23, 2012, 05:19:40 PM (-07:00)

Landorus
1,545 posts

Mkay

785. Gamernamerjj said on September 23, 2012, 05:21:26 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

Heeeeeey, you can't win, I have the crown! *Points to the top of her head*

786. 7dewott8 said on September 23, 2012, 05:25:21 PM (-07:00)

Landorus
1,545 posts

Well I am Eridan. F***in'. Ampora

787. Gamernamerjj said on September 23, 2012, 09:44:02 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

Well, I am Gamer. Fudgsicles. namer. Creamsicles. jj!

788. Eagles said on September 24, 2012, 03:45:28 AM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

And I am a broken eagle

789. Gamernamerjj said on September 24, 2012, 07:01:57 AM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

Nuuuu, you're a healing eagle! John-Li bandaged you up, 'member?

790. Eagles said on September 24, 2012, 01:05:56 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

Yeah, but *points at beak* I think I got my this a little scarred.

791. Gamernamerjj said on September 24, 2012, 01:57:43 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

That just makes you look all tough 'n' stuff. Chicks dig a dude with scars.

...

Did I seriously just type that?

792. 7dewott8 said on September 24, 2012, 02:02:47 PM (-07:00)

Landorus
1,545 posts

Wwhat

793. Gamernamerjj said on September 24, 2012, 02:26:30 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

... Yeah I don't know either. My mind must be all screwy 'cause I'm sick. Or maybe my mind is just screwy.

794. GrassPokemonFTW said on September 24, 2012, 03:32:12 PM (-07:00)

Kyurem
2,222 posts

Diglett dig, Diglett dig, Diglett dig. (Trio trio trio!)

...I don't know why.

795. Gamernamerjj said on September 24, 2012, 03:42:11 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

That just made me think of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. *Sings* We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig in our mine the whole day through...

What, no one wants to sing along?

796. Eagles said on September 24, 2012, 07:03:55 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

Sorry... I think my beak hurts too much to sing.

797. Gamernamerjj said on September 24, 2012, 07:08:55 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! The birdy must sing!

798. Eagles said on September 24, 2012, 07:09:47 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

Why? :V

799. Gamernamerjj said on September 24, 2012, 07:11:31 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
336 posts

Because birdies are supposed to sing.

800. Eagles said on September 24, 2012, 07:17:07 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
452 posts

*sigh* Fine... what do you want me to sing?

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