Wow, you're really persistent with this, aren't you?

*waits for the next poster on a tower with a sniper rifle ready*

Actually, since I was under the rock, I'm still safe.
*hides under another, larger rock with a sign reading; "Ceci n'est pas une rocher"*

*laughs at sign and runs away*

You can't catch me!

*uses extra-long net to put over her and trap her*
Hehehe....

Nuuuu! How could you do this to me? :O

I dunno, things could be worse...

*Puts cage and electric field over the net*
And now they are.

Wonderful... *gives puppy dog face* Will you pleeeease let me out? I promise I'll be good!

You've escaped me the at least past 2 times... >.>

... Are you suggesting I work my escape magic again?

Precisely

*uses her mini teleporter* Aha! I have escaped! Now I'm off to reclaim my crown! *heads off to where her castle used to be* Er, wait... You destroyed that. Now what am I supposed to do for a crown?!

*rummages through pile of rocks, until he gets to Vel's secret rock, and takes the sign and mashes it into something crown-like*
Here you are, your highness.

Thank you, kind servant! Now I am properly the Queen of the "Last Poster Wins!" thread again.

Oh, well, y'know, I still have my huge Castle *points to castle with awesomesauce security system* and my 2-inch golden crown.

*frowns* Can I come to your castle?

I require all visitors to make an at least 5-line poem promoting my excellency.

Radically clever,
Energetic and fun,
An awesome, fun guy,
Lives in yonder castle.
Lots would come to visit his greatness,
Yet he makes them write poems
?


... Yup. Her.

Alright...
*tapes fake eyeball onto her back*
But I got my eye on you... e_o

Ha, that makes me think of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

*checks out castle* Not bad... For an eagle. So, where is this crown of yours?

On my head...

That's your crown? *laughs like a maniac*

...
...
...:<
*Goes into deep state of depression*

Aw, would it make you feel better if we traded crowns? I'm sure you'd like mine better.

... Yours is a crumbled up sign...

But it has an interesting backstory that I'm sure everyone would love to hear. It could be an icebreaker!

Hmm... I like your idea...
*grabs it and drops it in the lava* But it's not good enough.
*Grabs 2 new crowns he got off Amazon* Want one?

Sounds good to me! *takes it and puts it on her head* Now, together we can rule this thread! Muhahaha!

Yes, it sounds DELICIOUS! Muwahahaha!

*stands around contentedly* ... So, uh, what do we do now?

Hmm... needs more action...
*sends castle up into flames*
ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!111

Sounds like fun! *lights a torch* Burn it all!

Needs moar 'splosions, though...
*splits an atom* RUN!!

*runs like the wind* I think we're far enough now. Sit down and enjoy the show! *watches as the fireworks she left behind are ignited* Ooo, aah, pretty colours...

The US took 'em out.

Sure! *noms some popcorn* Gotta love explosions.

Yep... *hears ticking getting louder and louder*
Uh... What the heck is that?

*looks around* I dunno.

Hmm.... I think it's coming from underground...
*starts digging underground* Wait... Wait... Crap!
*Comes up with another bomb and throws it with a few seconds to spare*
There must be some kinda... Bomb ninja 'round here.

A bomb ninja!? How dare it interrupt our amusing explosion show!? *searches furiously for the ninja*

Hmm... *takes out night vision goggles*
Got 'im...
*Swoops into the ninja full of explosions, creating a huge spark of explosions of deadly impact*
(Also just realized how this thread became a small, silly RP-type thing )

Wow, explosions galore! Now what do we do, since our castle is destroyed?

(It did, didn't it? Oh well, we have to post something and this is super fun!)

*starts grabbing some wood, stone, and dirt*
We're gonna have to make a new house from the ground up!
*Gives her some wood to place for the house, then looks up at the sky*
Wow, all the smoke has cleared up, the sky looks beautiful.

*starts building but soon gives up*

... Needs more pizzazz. *Takes some confetti and throws it in the air* Perfect.
Now, just give me a minute...

Five hours later:
Look up at the sky!

*Pokes JJ pokes Eagles* "Hey can I nuzzle in here?" *becomes last poster*

Never! Well, only if you admire the confetti-making machine I built and sent into the sky.
*Points to the confetti explosions* Doesn't it just make the sky so much better?

*looks up* Woah, you really know how to make some nice confetti.

*takes a bow* Thank you, thank you. *catches invisible flowers* You're too kind!

Hmm...
*Creates machines that spits out rocks from the top of the tower*
Look! Confetti!

*eyes the dull rocks* Needs more... COLOURS!
*paints all the rocks* Much better now.

Yay! *Gets hit on the head by one of the rocks, giving him a concussion and crashing him into the ground*
...Uhguu....

Yaaaa-Oh noes! *panics* Help, help! We need a doctor!

*cough* *cough* Need...water...

*runs to the nearby magical stream and collects water in a random cup that appeared out of nowhere* Here, drink this.

*sips it slowly and carefully* Thank.. you... I think I have a broken wing... starting to feel...woozy...

You poor dear, you! We must find a doctor right away! Or I will, anyway, for you must stay right here and not move.

*looks around*
Heeeere doctor, doctor, doctor! Heeeere doctor, doctor, doctor!

*points to the lake beside the castle*
W-what's that rustling in the bushes? x_x

It must be a doctor! *smiles naively* I'm going to get him to come over here. *cheerfully skips over to the bushes*

*Sees a snake hissing in the distance* Uh...

Come here Dr. Snake! Your patient is right over here! *picks up the snake by its tail* Here, let me help you!

Now, now nownownownow, let's wait a second here... Are you sure the snake knows what it's doing?

Of course he does! *puts Dr. Snake down beside you* There you go, doctor. *watches as the snake slithers towards you* Oh, he wants to give you a hug to make you feel better!

*It gets on top of me and bites a deep bite right in my face*
MOTHER OF GOD GET THIS THING OFF MY FACE!!!!!!!!111
*Flies around knocking into things, then pulls it off and throws it out, landing on your back*

*tries to get it off and knocks it to the ground* AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *picks up the snake* Bad Dr. Snake! I'm beginning to wonder if you're even a real doctor at all!

A doctor?

Doctor who?

Dr. Snake! But he's being a bad snake doctor. *throws snake into the stream* Now, lets get poor Eagles fixed up. Where does it hurt?

Can't...move...body...poison...traveling...in my veins..

Oh my goodness! You need anti-venom! And I, er... Just threw the snake away, didn't I? ... Welp, lemme just summon Dr. Snake back. *raises her wand* Accio Dr. Snake!

NO... Someone... needs... to suck venom... out... not many other options left...

Erm, okay. *throws snake back in the water again* So... Suck it out? Okay then. *leans over* I feel like a vampire. *goes to suck the venom out* Waaaait a minute, the venom won't hurt me if I suck it out, right? It has to be in the bloodstream be dangerous... Right?

As soon as you suck it out...*cough* spit it right out, and then wash your mouth after you're done...

Ooookay! *sucks it out* Eugh. *runs to the river and frantically washes her mouth out* Is that better? Did I get it all out?

*cough cough* Give me a moment, I'll see if I feel better...
I don't think I can move one of my wings, though. I think it might be broken...

I was oblivious to that whole scenario!

I'm starting to feel a bit better... You saved my life...
Why? I tried to kill you 3 times, at least... >.>

Because it's no fun to try to kill you when you're almost dead anyway!

Weeee're heeeere! *stops the cart at a big white building* Time to get you all fixed up! *goes inside* One moment! *steps out in a doctor's coat* Iiiiii'm the doctor!

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo I wanna win!!!!

Nevar! You must first heal the broken birdy! (Since I have no idea what I'm doing. )

Alright...
I'm just gonna...
slowly...
walk away...

Puts bandages everywhere on the broken birdy then raps duct tape all over it. "DONE"

Yeah wwhatevver

Yay, the broken birdy is fixed! And once again, I'm winning!

Mkay

Heeeeeey, you can't win, I have the crown! *Points to the top of her head*

Well I am Eridan. F***in'. Ampora

Well, I am Gamer. Fudgsicles. namer. Creamsicles. jj!

And I am a broken eagle

Nuuuu, you're a healing eagle! John-Li bandaged you up, 'member?

Yeah, but *points at beak* I think I got my this a little scarred.

That just makes you look all tough 'n' stuff. Chicks dig a dude with scars.

...

Did I seriously just type that?

Wwhat

... Yeah I don't know either. My mind must be all screwy 'cause I'm sick. Or maybe my mind is just screwy.

Diglett dig, Diglett dig, Diglett dig. (Trio trio trio!)

...I don't know why.

That just made me think of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. *Sings* We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig in our mine the whole day through...

What, no one wants to sing along?

Sorry... I think my beak hurts too much to sing.

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! The birdy must sing!

Why? :V

Because birdies are supposed to sing.

*sigh* Fine... what do you want me to sing?