Granted but Zeus is mad.
I wish I knew Zeus personally

Granted, he is your RIVAL
I wish that i could protect you, but i have to go eat a SANVICH!

Granted but your sandvich explodes and I have to make a truce with zeus to save you
I wish for Persphone to divorce Hades

Granted, but they are bound together (Or else she dies! )
I wish that i had godly powers. (I do in another thread)

Granted. You become the god of sleep, and we never see each other.
I wish for knowledge

Granted, but with the knowledge, you discover of the worlds end
I wish that i was promoted into the god of space

Granted, but I still can't see you but you can. You see I'm lonely.
I wish I wasn't lonely

Granted, but i put a constellation of you and I watching a falling star
I wish that i could control all of the cosmos.

Granted but you abuse your power and get demoted to fairy
I wish for a pet hydra

Granted, and when you get swallowed by the beast, you discover that im in the monsters stomach to.
I wish i could get out of here..

Granted but neither of us know what to do
I wish for a sword

Granted, but it falls from the sky and *Gets randomly shot by a flying sword*
I wish there wasnt a sword piercing my head

Granted but you're still trapped in a hydra.
I wish for some comfort in here

Granted, Im next to you. Isnt that enough?
I wish that i knew what to do.

Granted but you suddenly forget.
I wish for a blanket.

Granted, but its just my jacket
I wish for my jacket back

Granted. I give you jacket but we have to share.
I wish for a burrito

Granted, i chewed mine up and gave it to you.
I wish that my ds didnt die >.<

Granted but it doesn't have much life.
I wish for light

Granted, you are blind.
I wish you werent blind

Granted but now you're deaf
I wish you could hear

granted, but i hear random curses about me...
I wish i didnt hear that

Granted but you cant hear anything.
I wish nothing was wrong with you

Granted, but somethings wrong with you.
I wish i knew

Granted but hate yourself for knowing because it awful
I wish we could get out of the hydra

Granted, we are in cerberus
I wish i had some fried chicken YUmmY

Granted but it's fried and alive
I wish for a hug

Granted
I wish for powa!

Granted but you only have invisiblity

i wish u wished something

Its late alright.
I wish for time to stop

Granted, but you are thrown in a time paradox and you can get out.
I wish i was my avatar

You kill your family with your claws.
I wish for a thousand dollars to share

Granted, but i get a bit greedy

I wish you wished for something

Granted WWWW
I WISH FOR NO BOREDOM

Granted now you're a zombie
I wish for human you back

granted, but i am tired
I wish there was something to watch on tv

Granted but your tv explodes
I wish for pie

granted, but i poisoned it.
i wish this counted for post counts.

Granted MILLIONS OF POST COUNTS
I wish for non-poisoned pie

Granted, it is spoiled
I wish i knew the time

Granted it's a time
I wish for sand

granted, the sand you see is a timer, and it is your life span, running out.
I wish i wasnt so sore...

Granted now you're numb
I wish I knew why you are sore

Granted, its because i was at the beach and at the pool yesterday with a bunch of friends. I got pwned by HUGE waves.
I wish i could listen to music clearly without interrupting my nyan cat score:
You've NYANED for
25823.1 seconds

Sorry about the wave
Granted but now you're never nyaned
I wish for a deer

Granted, a sawsbusk attacks you.
I wish i could enjoy myself

Granted 5 seconds of enjoymnt starting......now
I wish for sleep

Granted, but i am keeping you awake.
I wish for daylight...

Granted INFINATE DAYLIGHT
i WISH FOR free ice cream

i wish you had a wish

Wish not granted for you. But for me, yes.

I wish for... PEANUT BUTTER!

Granted, you choke on it.
I wish I knew why squirtle's avatar is a snivy...

ERROR: YOU WISHED FOR THAT ALREADY
I wish he didnt wish that

Granted NO MORE WISHES FOR YOU
I wish I wasn't getting over motion sickness

************
************* (Read post above mine, it lasts for 10 more posts)

Too late bro.
I wish MARCHING would get over her motion sickness.

*Uses Potion* Ahh better. Granted, but she has swine flu
I wish for a double rainbow

Granted, but the ends of both of them are right above you, therefore squshing you with two pots of gold.

I wish I had a pretzel.

Granted, but you choke.
I wish mario didnt choke

Granted, but instead you choke.

I wish my wishes are impossible to corrupt.

Granted, but its oppisite day.
i wish i was oppisite day

Granted but now I am opposite day.

I wish for PROFIT.

Granted, but you are oppisite day, so you pay tons of debt.
I wish for a nice car

granted but a thief steals it
I wish for everything

You got it!
I wish for Marching to get an ethernet cable.

Granted, but it snaps.
I wish that someone could corrupt this wish.

Granted. Corrupted.
I wish real black ops

Granted, i shoot you in the face
I wish i could heal the wound i gave her.

Granted I randomly respawn to be okay and snipe you
I wish that Evanescence would get back together

Granted, but some crazed fan murders them.
I wish i knew how to use randimg.com...

Never heard of it. *WISH DENIED*

I wish for... a cookie.

The cookie is poisoned
I wish that you had the antidote

Granted but I'm evil and give you more poison.
I wish to alive in Ancient Rome

Granted, but im your room mate! MWAHAHAHA
I wish that Marching could be my room mate

Granted, but it gets a little awkward.
I wish I knew why you want me as a room mate

*DENIED* Marching is already mine.

I wish Phantom could find a room mate.

Granted. Phantom gets a play-boy bunny
I wish I knew why you 2 want me as a room mate

Granted, that is because you are smart, and would get me through languages and also, your fun
I wish i actually went to rome tho.

Granted. You get lost from your group.
I wish I lived with Phantom in New York

Granted. But in Brooklyn! Oh noes!

I wish Phantom would stop asking Marching to become his roommate.

Brooklyn is sometimes a nice place. My best friend's dad owns a church in brooklyn.
Anyways: Granted.
I wish that i was dating this girl in my school..

Granted you get no room mate. Screw you."
I wish that didn't sound perverted.

DENIED It really does and nothing can help it.

I wish I had a pony... awkward.

Granted, it sounds REEAALLLYY Retarted.
I wish that i was a ninja

EDIT: i meant to say perverted. but anyways you typed in at the same time

you die
I wish for F.E.A.R series on PS3

Granted, but you get scared, and pee your pants while im there, and you get embarressed.

I wish i was santa claus giving presents

Granted but you're greedy
I wish to be a princess

DENIED because you already are.

I wish I had X-Box360 *I sound like a noob*

Granted, squirtle is your prince
I wish i wasn't so stupid.

EDIT: Darn again with the lateness.

Granted your a genius
I wish Squirtle was nice but wasn't as nice

Too late I'm nice.

I wish for world hunger. I mean end of world hunger.

Granted, he is nice enough that his nice level is over 9000 (Didnt make sence)
I wish that i had soda

EDIT: And again...

Granted- It's 3x as expensive. Don't ask

I wish I had some good recording equipment.

Granted BUT IT WAS DIET!

I wish for world piece or something like that.

EDIT: LATE NOOO!

Granted it sucks
I wish for a rocking trip to my home town when I graduate.

Granted but you take a cab!

I wish for a doughnut!

Granted.
I wish for a ninja suit