Grass, quit whining every time you get a B in something. It's not the frigging end of the world.

Do you agree that phys ed is the worst class ever?

I personally kind of enjoy it.

Do you like waffles?

Yeah I like waffles.

Do you like pancakes?

Yeah we like pancakes!

Do you like french toast?

No.

Who do you think you are
Running 'round leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
Tearing love apart

How the devil should I know?

What happens when I click this button?

What button? That giant red button that sets off a time bomb deep in space that's capable of destroying the entire universe with one fatal click?

Why do people make self destruct buttons, anyway?

Because if they didn't, the bomb would self-destruct anyways.

Why did I click "post" without putting a question first!?

Because you felt like it?

Is this the most awesome slogan or what?

1 attached image

No, "You've never had sex like this before" is much better. (No srsly, I put in the word "sex" and I got that. )

Anyways, is sex the only way? 0_o

ABSTINENCE IS THE ONLY WAY (unless the person in question is really hot).

Ever play Pikmin?

No.

Should I?

Yes. :3
You control a hundred cute little carrot-shaped thingies to do your bidding. And they sing songs if you're lucky.

Why does Google Chrome tell me thingies isn't a word? It's so totally a word!

Because the Internet protects people from searching random stuff like that.

Wait...if that's the case, then how come you can search naughty stuff?

WHY QUESTION IT!?

Are you gonna search naughty stuff now?

Maybe. No. Yes. I have no idea.

If ignorance is bliss, should I just stop trying?

Yes. Please.

You smoke it well.

WHAT THE **** IS THIS ****

@&)&#)%^&W#^)&W#)(%*&#W$)%&!!!!!!

Anyone here have a NES they don't mind donating to the N.I.T. organization? (Nintendo into toasters, basically, me making a Nintoaster)

NINTOASTERS!?

Dang, I don't have an NES.

How do I ask the next person a question again?

You basically ask something.

Why wasn't I on VR for a whole month??

Because you had a life for a while there.

Why is Fran Drescher's voice so annoying?

Because it is.

Poptart Cat: yea or nay?

Nay. Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer Vocaloids. lol

What's your speed record for solving a Rubik's cube?

I never have ._.

what's your state, city, street name, phone number and address?

I mean what

Conscious, Spring Park, Harvey, ADR6300, and 127.0.0.1.
That good enough? =P

Have you played any Fire Emblem games?

I wish, but I don't know where to get any. x_x (Actually, I'm sure Amazon has a Fire Emblem game...)

Do you like waffels?

Yeah I like waffles! X3

Do you like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?

Sorry no.

Do you have talent

*cries* No!

Where the hell am I?

Banned.

Can anybody help me study for my Final exam in Algebra 1?

UHH...PROBABLY IF YOU GAVE ME SOME QUESTIONS.

Why do I suck at English?

You focus too much on grass-types, rather than learning english.

Am I not not not not not not not not am am am am am am not am am not orignal?

No, you aren't original. :X

Why do I focus too much on Grass types?

Because I assume you love nature.

Why am I always bored?

Because you are.

Is this real-life?*putreferencehere*

No. This is Patrick.

Why is chubby here staring at me?

I'm focusing.

What's the square root of potato?

Ketchup.

Are we there yet?

We get there when we get there.

Are the fact sphere's facts 100% true and very interesting?

Uh...yes? Maybe? No? I dunno?

Is the sky ever green?

No. But it will be yellow(I hope).

Is this what's going to happen when the world ends?

we're sucked into a blackhole
Is pokemon a religion?

http://churchofarceus.weebly.com/

...What is your opinion on me? :3

you seem cool and friendly
Who's your bestfriend?

Uh...

Wow. I can't really tell. I don't consider any of my friends IRL 'true friends.' But I have a lot of friends on the internet that I can consider 'best friends.' I'd say... It's a tie between *names off over a dozen members of VR*.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Eating it! Yum~

How come Ash is still 10 years old?

He's magic
When your birthday

November 10th ~!
Anyone like crystal monsters? Best game ever.

Oh that's a week from my birthday~

Girl whatchoo talkin' bout?

What's your favorite song ever?

Thank god I found you by Mariah Carey
Why did you pick your username

'Cause I think space and yoshi is awesome when put together while changing "space" to "solar".

What is the answer to this math problem?

Three men went to a hotel to rent a room, the cost of the room was $30. Each man paid $10 to the bellboy and proceeded to their room. After a little while the bellboy realized that there was a special on rooms that night and the price for the men's room should have been $25. On his way to the men's room to give them back $5, he was puzzled how he was going to split $5 as he had no change. He decided he would give them each $1 and keep the remaining $2 for himself. So each man originally paid $10, but after the bellboy gave each man $1 back, each man paid $9.
9 x 3 = $27 plus the $2 the bellboy put in his pocket equals $29. The original price for the room was $30. Where did the last dollar go?

I ate the last dollar.

What would happen if a MissingNo. appeared IRL?

I would wake up to find out that all this was a dream.

What is the answer to cheese * ketchup + cookies?

Something that doesn't seem delicious but probably is.

You are falling off a cliff, what would you use to save yourself? No parachutes.

I'll use my powers.

Who's the prettiest girl in the world?

You.

How active are you on this forum?

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!

[insert question here]

[.....]

50.000 People used to live here,now it´s a ?

Simply whatever it is

Do you like sandwiches?

No, I like waffles.

Do you like Mudkipz?

I LOOOOOOOOVE MUDKIPZ

Are you another one of those ***** VR users?

Not really.

Let's see if anyone can actually read this backward sentence:
?sdrawkcab gniklat I ma yhW

Because you wanted it.

Lamp oil,rope,bombs,you want it?

I need lamp oil so I can finally have a working light, so yes.

Why can I not come up with any good questions right now? 030

BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!

Can pigs play video games?

Fine.

Can you take this quiz and show everyone the rezults(you don't have to if you don't wanna)??http://www.eonlightvalley.com/pquiz.php

That actually does seem pretty accurate ^-^

Do you love me?

yes in an I've never met you sorta way
why is my brother so mean to my dog

Because he hates em'

Nobodys gonna stop the party, correct?

Im not!
Do YOU love me?

I love everyone here who isn't a troll! :3

Do you like nature?

No.
Are you A pedo?

No.
Do you like me?

Yes
Who is your favorite person on VR?

Tie you and Squirt
What's your fav band

I actually have no clue, as i like a lot.
Whats a deep secret of yours?

I feel like I was the reason someone died
Are you cool?

Oh hell yeah
Whats your favorite color?

Black
Have you ever told a bad joke

Oh yeah..
Wanna hear a riddle?

Sure
What's the riddle

There is a man in a room with no windows, no doors. All he has is a Saw, and a table. How does he get out?

Do you know the answer?

The man takes the saw and saws the table in half. Two halves make a whole. He jumps through the hole.
What is the worst date you've had

What do you mean? Like date as in todays date? or like a romantic date?

Romantic

Well, to be honest. I never actually went out with anyone... Yeah, ik its lame.. But thats why I wanna ask that girl out... And for other reasons..

Do you think im a loser now?

No. Trust would have rather never gone on a date.
What's your biggest fear

1st: We went downtown and walking back to the car we witnessed a murder
2nd: He shot me in the foot
3rd: I stabbed him inthe hand
(This was with three different guys)
What is your opinion of me going to Juliard

No clue what that is.
You stabbed someones hand?! You got shot?! That wasnt even the answer to my question i think. I was asking what you meant by: Trust would have rather never gone on a date.

That's why, someone always ends up being hospitalized.
Are you afraid of me

No.
What did you mean by this sentence for the 3rd time? Trust would have rather never gone on a date.

I will not date anyone because I'm too afraid there going to get hurt
What colors your hair

Brown

So you like this song?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9LH_y159sg

I have never heard it, but i think i can get into it
Do you have a weapon?

A airsoft Steyr AUG(Austrian weapon )

Whats your favorit Pokéball?

The Luxury Ball. No clue why though
Cn I haz ur chezeburga?

No. It's my cheezburga. >:V

So I herd u leik Oshawotts?