Granted. I don't feel like corrupting that wish.

I wish I had lotsa SPAGHETTI!

Granted, but you choke on it.
I wish my power level was OVER 9000!!!

Granted but you go mad and kill yourself
I wish that people would stop bugging to help them in latin

Granted, they want help in french

I wish that my air conditioner blew cold air that is not freezing

Granted. Your air conditioner blows out lava now.

I wish I wasn't so bored. (Here comes an easy corruption to this wish.)

@SolarYoshi: I said it bows out cold air that wasn't freezing

Granted, you turned suddenly excited for your skydiving trip, and you jumped off the plane without a parachute.

I wish i was better at spriting.

Granted, but now nintendo sees your amazing spriting skills, becomes jealous, and sues you for your life, and belongings, and wins because of a flaw in the u.s. law system. (which i think happens way to much)

I wish for lots of legally gained money!

Granted, someone took it from you ILlegaly.

I wish that Cartoon Network had better shows/their old shows

Granted, someone took it from you ILlegaly.

I wish that Cartoon Network had better shows/their old shows

Granted, but by then most people lost hope in CN and don't even bother to watch that channel anymore.

I wish leveling Pokemon to Lv. 100 was easier. 030

Granted, but the faster growth, made pokemon evolve too fast. Ex: Hatched cyndaquil. Cyndaquil kills patrat. CYNDAQUIL GREW LV 100! WHat? Cyndaquil is evolving. Quilava! Quilava cant evolve once at lv 100

I wish for 20 ninjas to attack me in my sleep

Granted, but I misheard you and 100 monkey ninjas attack you in your sleep.

I wish I knew how to make a Youtube Poop.

Granted, but people get annoyed with youtube poops so they hate it.

ERROR 5935753: There is no wish to corrupt.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted but you only had one wish and you wasted it
I wish for another dog

Granted, but he's a cat in disguise.

I wish my computer wouldn't heat up so fast

Granted: Congradulations, your computer is incased in ice
I wish my friend would call back

Granted, but he's become a serial killer. He's calling to tell you you're next.

I wish for KFC

Granted, but my friend comes over and eats it all
I wish for competative lv 100 pokemon (No but seriously please? xD)

granted, now they become overly competetive and you can never defeat them (not sure if i completely understood XD)

I wish our unofficial mc server would get back up :I

Granted but it becomes official and kicks you off
I wish for the best sibling ever

Granted, but he took the spotlight and your parents went neglect mode.
I wish that i had more chinese food

Granted, but it's all spoiled
I wish people would think this little animated dragon is cute

Granted, you think its cute
I wish that someone would stay up with me

granted, but they won't talk much
I wish I had more peaches that were unspoiled

Granted, but they were poisoned, and you know what happens next...
I wish that you got rick rolled

Granted, but in return, you get Friday'd (is that even a word?)

I wish, more than anything, more than life...
I wish I could go to the festival.

Granted. You go to the Star Festival in Super Mario Galaxy, and you decide to go inside Peach's Castle. And then when you decide to leave Bowser attacks the castle and brings it to space before you can get out.

I wish the competitive Pokemon battling world wasn't so... Competitive. :I

Granted, but you are goning to be competitive and nobody eles
I wish more people would look at this http://victoryroad.net/showthread.ph...336#post165336

Granted, but it get's locked.

I wish my cow would give me some milk or even some cheese...

granted, your cow goes to the grocery store and buys you a whole ton of an awful brand of milk and an awful brand of cheese

i wish....girls didn't have cooties (XD not really, but this'll be hilarious)

Granted, but you'll get them as soon as you read this
I wish people would make something inthe thread in my last post thread

granted but it's not that cool
I wish I could take the learners test today

Granted, but you have to drive your entire marching band across the country for their competition.

I wish band camp was now.

Granted but the extra time is by yourself no director or other marchers and you have to learn to march slide attention all the charts music and choreography to demonstrate the the first official day of camp

I wish my new director could remember my name

Granted, but he thinks you play viola in the orchestra and therefore does not like you.

I wish I had a child.

Granted the child turns out to be a physcopath and cannible
I wish for a cd of all my fav song

Granted but I mistake it for a doughnut and eat it.

I wish I had psychic powers.

Granted but while having a premenition you fall in love with the girl you see in it. She turns out to be your long lost cousin.
I wish my adopted rookies would take Mr. Farley seriously.

Granted, but you won't

I wish for the next person's wish not to be corrupted

Granted.

I wish I had a Wii U right now.

Granted, but it blows a circuit and your power goes out.
I wish I had a girlfriend.

Granted, but it's Rosie O'Donnell

I wish for new sheet music.

Granted, its your least favorite song.

I wish that she loved me.

granted, but you'll hate her
I wish our avatars were real

Granted, yours eats your face off.
I wish she loved me! TRY #2

Fine. She'll love you until you die at age 60 and she will die at age 60 to only one minute apart
I wish people would belive me that I found a lv 10 golbat

Granted, I BELIVE YOU <3

I wish that Watchog couldnt learn hypnosis.

Granted, but it learns gerowl instead
I wish for a demonic fish that will kill me

Granted,but a dragon instead of a fish will kill you.

I wish I could punch Treyarch's Online Direktor in the face for the Host Migration's in Black Ops.

Granted, but he ate your hand afterwards.

I wish I can hold a star without burning from its intense heat.

Granted, but it will shrivel up because of you're heat

I wish this wish isn't coruppted : I wish LQ would love me more :3

Granted, but you asked for two wishes, and thus I can't grant any of those wishes.

I wish for a pizza.

Granted. Jalapeno Pizza. Bet you wished for a glass of water
I wish I wasn't in love with a certain someone.

Granted, but they will love you so much you have to marry them

I wish for only the word granted

Granted. Granted.Granted. granted gra- *shot for being annoying*
I wish for a red convertable $2000-3000, wait thats my sixteenth birthday present

Granted, but it's engin won't work and you have to fix it

I wish for a meat thermomater with cooties

Granted. Cootie invasion.
I wish for music to be played around the world

Granted. But it's so loud that everyone goes deaf

I wish for mc op powers

Granted, you see them in front of you, but you cant obtain it.

I wish that Jeter got 3004 hits.

Granted. He got hit in face 3004 times and ends his baseball career
I wish friend would take me to a Sum 41 concert

Granted, but he pushed you off a cliff.
I wish i was on my couch.

Granted. Your couch eats you.

I wish I had a Fire Flower (From the Mario games).

Granted. You end up of 1000 Ways to Die.
I wish Elfen Lied was real.

Granted, he ate you.
I wish i didnt get stung by a bee/wasp\multiples of them.

You get bit by snakes
I wish I had never found love (it makes me cringe)

Granted you are forced to live in a space of nothing in fear of loving anything.

I wish for a better signature

Granted. The only thing in your sig is the word BETTER.
I wish I could all my VR friends in real life.

Granted, but they all you.

I wish that the 3DS wasn't as expensive.

Granted, but it falls apart because of crappy quality
I wish for the best clarinet money can buy

Granted. It's Squidward's.

I wish could fire laz0rs IRL.

You burn yourself
I wish to meet the man I love in real life

Granted, but he pushes you off a cliff.

I wish for power that was over 9000!

Granted. I get jealous and snipe you.
I wish for no siblings, but I still want my dog.

Granted, but you are angry at your dog, and push him off a cliff.

I wish I knew where to post that i need help on making a competative team

Granted. One of the admins tell you but you don't pay attention.
I wish I knew why PHANTOMxTRAINER ^^^ Kept wishing I would fall off a cliff.

Granted, but right when you found out, you fell off a cliff.
I wish for your mom

Granted. You marry her and get me as a stepdaughter.
I wish for world peace.

Granted, but you dont get to witness it, because you fell off a cliff a second before.
I wish for giants to attack the world with giant flamethowrers, and weapons of mass destruction.

Granted but they kill you first.
I wish for ROMANCE

Granted, but your true love jumps off a cliff as he cant bare you anymore.
I wish for AWESOMENESS!

Granted but everyone else becomes less awesome and shoot you.

I wish you wished for something

Granted. I apologize because I forgot what to wish for.
I wish for a friend who is a girl and likes black ops

You got a guy who uses a voice changer to sound like a girl.

I wish for a friend who plays Black Ops on PS3.

Granted, but one backfires you off a cliff.
i wish for something to wish for

Granted. You waste your wish.
I wish for a friend.

Granted, IM YOUR BEST FRIEND
I wish for something

You get the word something.
I wish for PHANTOMxTRAINER's name.

Granted ^^
I wish that i shot myself in the eye with a bebe gun and i fell off a cliff

Granted, you just didn't fall off a cliff

Again, i wish u wished something

Sorry.
I wish for a lovely dress.

Granted, but its not for u.
I wish for a shirt

Granted but it's ripped.
I wish for me to control a country with PHANTOMxTRAINER through dictatorship

Granted, but i decide not to be a dictator, and become good leader.
I wish that i had a blanket, because it is FREEZING

Granted. It's made of ice.
I wish for nothing my life is perfect.

Error Code: OVER 9000- Reason: UNCORRUPTABLE WISH
I wish that i found a way to corrupt that one ^^^

Granted :I tell you to take away everything: but it's too late
I wish for a goldfish

Granted, But that was posiedon's and now he is VERY mad

I wish Posiedon wasnt mad