Your pe*shot*

[img] or [url]?

[url] FTW!

I wish I won't be ninja'd by someone. (As in getting forum ninja'd)

Granted, but... hey! This isn't that thread!

Is it supposed to be doing that?

I think

Why did I confuse this with the "Corrupt a Wish" thread?

Maybe it's time you should try to go to sleep.

Why am I not asleep?

You now have VR overload. Prepare to get Chuck333Pokemon Norris'd.

Am I the only one who won't stop saying "Am I the only one?".

No.

Am I the only one?

Yes. Your the chosen one! *bows down* You must defeat....Chuck Norris!

666? 777? 9/11? 2012?

Neither. Sixty-nin*shot*

Why is Weegee overused and Malleo isn't?

Because Zim fired his lazah at the creators of the show.

Seriously. Why do I keep making grammar errors?!?

Because not everyone is gifted with grammatical perfection.

*Sniff* D: What's that smell?

You? I think it smells like you.

What in the...WHAT IS THAT?!?!

It's a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater!!

What is the best defense against a sea bear attack?

Bruce Lee.

AM I USING CAPS LOCK OR SHIFT KEY?

Both. nowait then they'd just cancel out.

Ever watched a Cyanide and Happiness cartoon?

No, I have no idea what that is.

What would happen if Chuck Norris divided by zero on his calculator?

Then the calculator would divide by zero without errors. Chuck Norris always gets what information he wants.

Can you buy me a pizza?

Yes. But I won't.

Do you liek Kirbay?

I like Kirby, but I have no idea what a Kirbay is.

Why am I such a grammar nazi?

You think you're a grammar nazi? Just look at my conversation with Kurusu.

Why do I suck at drawing?

Because I suck at composing.

Why does he suck at drawing?

I don't know. No one can master every single talent known to mankind.

Why did they just flip the number 6 upside down and call it a brand new number?

Because the mathematicians of those days were lazy.

Why does Bulbapedia call Dento "Dent"?

Because everyone makes mistakes?

Who invented the word "sarcasm" (HA HA! NOW YOU MUST DO SCHOOL ON VR!

I suppose it was first used by Edmund Spenser in The Sepheardes Calender, but technically speaking, no one really "invented" it.

What is every move with a power of 150?

Why do most of the Pokemon for Unova evolve at such a high level?

Because the Champion made Game Freak do that so he/she can pwn people more easily.

Why don't I know who the Champion of Unova is?

Because he is

  

    
    NO, SRS!    
    
  

  

  

  

    
    I'M NOT KIDDING!!    
    
  

  

  

  

    
    I like ponies    
    
  

  

  

  

    
    they are pretty    
    
  

  

  

  

    
    Ever heard of Chuck Norris?    
    
  

  

  

  

    
    Yeah. I tottally agree man.    
    
  

  

  

  

    
    If you made it here, you sir, are epic in every way.    
    
  

  

  
HERE IS THE CHAMPION!!!

That's what she sa- *shot*

Why have I been addicted to listening to psychotic Higurashi music these days?

Because in Soviet Russia, music listens to yo-*shot*

Why did I make another "*shot*" joke and be unoriginal?

Because you liek being shot. *shot*

Why doesn't anybody ever say "*Rick Roll'd*"?

Because we're no strangers to love, and you know the rules, and so do I! A full commitment, what I'm thinkin' of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy! I just wanna tell how I'm feelin'. Gotta make you, understand, never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!

How come I know half the Rick Roll song by heart now?

Because you've been Rickroll'd so much. *coughlosercough*

Should I de-friend Bela?

Yeah. According to Jared, Bela is a guy.

Why do I suck at saying stuff I suck at?

Oh, let me help you.

Stuuuuuufffff Iiiiiiiiiiii suuuuuuuuuck aaaaaaaaat.

Did that help?

Yes. It helped very much. Thank you sir. [/Sarcasm]

Why did people start doing Rick Rolls?

Because duck rolls weren't as funny.

Is this funny?

The duck made me laugh. xD

Do you agree this series is outright awesome? (If you don't want to watch all the episodes then at least watch the first two.)

I'm afraid I can't watch that. I'm allergic to Newgrounds.

What were they smoking when they named Tamagetake Foongus?

I'm no psychic. 030 (BTW, the only reason I ever go to Newgrounds is to watch that series. I have no idea what the community's like.)

Why don't we all go to Ask.com if we have so many que*shot for potentially ruining this thread*

REAL question: Why was I too lazy to use italics for the word "real" there?

Because you had a question that couldn't be answered.

Why did that make my brain hurt?

Because you have a weak brain.

If Dumbledore is gay, then who is he gay for? (my bet's on Hagrid.)

really don't know.

why i must take a test on language tomorrow?

really don't know.

Ever watch the Laser Collection?

BWAAAAH!! (Translation: Yes.)

Can you give me a hot dog?

Sure! Here ya go!



How come it took me SO long to find a dog on fire!?

Because that's not a very common occurrence.

How now, brown cow?

Lol wut, black sheep.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE GREEN!?

BECAUSE I AM A GROVYLE NOW

When do we get better ranks?

UR MOTHER.

What should I ask?

Because I have experience a runtime error.

What's 666 divided by 0?

It's fh409842g[02i8boengrpoegnt4wongo5w[g64365=hj-g543]ngi5bg0=4h6hs5g4y5e8xb04fx83wg9ebgiutu-h2948iew[qokegvbr07843ht390=thwiobgtrw954tg83ui4bpth3oi5]d4hy64uonh;hgcfnoprifcd05wg5i'n4oq;4tjbi2pr4gh0w]g-9jhipn'3bdpth09gyshiepn'jf; rbdwg8t5jpod4db;tcfwgoi4djgnwd4;orgihj/s/

What's 0 to the 0th power?

IT'S OVAR NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND!

diducwatididthar?

No. Absolutely not.

Hey, watcha' eatin'?

In a few minutes, Spanish rice.

Hey...Zekrom's idea's the same as mine now?

Not really...I just thought of it after creating my account.

*Insert unoriginal question here*

*insert unoriginal answer here*

*insert witty question*

*Inserts witty answer*

ERROR! 404 UNORIGINAL STATEMENT!!!MALFUNCTION!!!!MALFUNCTIOOOOONNNNNNN!! !?

THE GAME.

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

No, I use someone else's.

Is life just a intermitant spiral of pain and suffering?

Yes.

Why does life suck?

Because life is a box of chocolates, ya know?

Why did Kurusu remove his/her awesome banner?

Because you cannot identify his gender.

If life sucks, does that mean boxes of chocolates suck too?

I don't even know who Kaiba is. 030

Why do I edit most of my posts?

Because you make too many mistakes.

But I suppose nobody's perfect right?
Oh crud, now I've done it.
PLEASE DON'T START SINGING THAT SONG, I'M BEGGING YOU.

NOBODY'S PERFECT!
Er, (What were those lyrics?) I've, got to work it?
Blah, blah, oh, forget it.

Why do Goombas troll people?

Cause they never get any sleep, or food making them VERY grumpy.

Mama? Mama Luigi?

'Cause Chilli is hot (spicy)! I think Cress is worse! >:U

Is caressing a caressed caressing cress while caressing a caressing careassed cress of caressing cresses that are caressing carassed cresses of caressing a good idea?

No. Please never say that again.

Missingno. or Victini?

Victingno.

Magikarp or Magikarp?

Magikrap.

.............Are you a boy or a girl?

I'm neither.

Do you think Bowser will actually defeat Mario some day?

Maybe. Probably when the franchise becomes less profitable and they have to change things up.

Are dogs WMDs?

*googles WMD*

Yes.

Should we kill them all now starting with RK-9 just to be safe?

Yes.

Is everything a WMD?

Yes. Even a feather is a WMD.

Why are we still alive if everything's a WMD? ._.

Because WTF *BOOM*

If everything is a WMD except a WMD, what's a WMD!?

Chuck Norris.

So, if everything's a WMD, does that mean my computer will explode?

Can someone delete this? My computer kinda lagged, so that's why I accidentally double posted.

Yup, and Youtube will come out while laughing manically, then eats you.

What would happen if the devil tried to find out what 666 divided by 0 was?

He will break the fabric of space-time. Then a giant mutant cyclops from universe four gamma comes into our plane of existence and beats the crap out of Satan, which then throws the whole world out of whack since you just destroyed evil itself like how in Pokemon if you destroy the reverse world the real world would end and ****.

WHY DID I FALL INTO THE TEMPTATION AND WATCH THAT DAMNED PONY SHOW WHY

Because who doesn't like My Little Pony?

If Rule 34 applies, then does it exist for gelatin desserts?

I dunno, let me check...

*Checks*

o3o Yes.

Wanna see it?

Wait. What do you mean by "it"? You don't mean...



Am I a true ninja?

No.

Okay I'm saving that image kthnx.

Is the Black and White dub > DP?

It's OK, I suppose.

If Rule 34 applies, then does it exist for clocks?

*Googles rule 34* WHAT THE FU-BOOOOOOOOM!

What does the Scouter say about its power level?

It's over 8000!! (In the original version, that is.)

What is Hitler's favorite word?

Holyballs.

If Rule 34 applies, does it exist for computers?

Just shut up and google search it youself.

Does rule 34 apply to LucarioMario?

All the time.

What happens if Rule 34 gets mixed up with yo mama jokes?

Then you get it that shall not be named.

If Rule 34 applies, does it exist for Rule 34?
(I swear, I'll stop next time)

That would be interesting.

What is your opinion on *looks around room for a random object* hand lotion?

It angries up the blood.

Didya see that? Didya? Didya? Didya? Didya? Didya? Didya? Didya?

Nope.

How would you react if I walked up to you and actually licked your face IRL?

I'd probably get my face examined for AIDS.

I got an 82% on my last math test. Should I be this upset about it? ;~;