It's even better than eating a fresh lime.

Or swallowing a dime. :O

But it might just not be as good as owning an entire dome to yourself.

That depends on the size. It should be as big as my home.

Anyone have a whetstone so I can hone my cleaver? I have a lot of carrots I need to chop before dinnertime on Friday. Naw, just kidding.

The only thing I got on me right now is this bone.

I hope this sentence thing isn't a bore to you.

No, but I'm feeling bored in general.

I haven't said "ored" In a long time... ored.

I sure do like the color red... not as much as blue, though. :3

I just read your post.

Yep, all who read my posts I consider dead.

Man, do I dread doing yardwork today... -_-;

I seldom have a dream.

If you need to widen a hole in a piece of plastic, metal, or wood, you can ream it.

In marching band we work as a team.

In my marching band, it seems like every single uniform is missing a seam. (True story. Old thangs.)

I want to sear all of the useless people off this island.

My cats just hate it when I try to shear the mats out of their fur. And I try to be gentle.

Unlike Bill Goldberg, who would probably spear you if you tried to play rough with him.

I used to get "pear" And "pair" mixed up as a kid.

I have an irrational fear... of cheeseburgers! (Not really.)

Cheeseburgers are far from scary.

Humans actually have fur.

Fir, as in the trees, is pronounced the same way as fur!

GIR, reporting for duty.

I'm on tour with my band. Our next gig's at Seiji's house.

-"Hear about the iPhone 5?"
-"No, what about it?"
-"I heard it's supposed to be the next big thing."

lolno

There was this huge bug on the floor a few minutes ago that I squashed using my shoe...blarghh..

Sometimes I eat the hamburger without the bun.

FUN song!

F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea.

(Totally sang that in my head!)

I'm a big fan of Star Wars.

It is rude to remind people that they are fat.

I hate this cat that always roams around my street...

Can. my word is can.

I had to scan over that sentence a few times to make sure that was actually it.

You'd best not click on certain links, they could lead to a scam.

Frankly, my dear...I don't give a spam.

The span of the movie was longer than we thought.

Wait...how did that song go again?

I've got it now.

YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND

I think I have a rather fine spine.

Pine Trees are grow in y front yard.

I baked you a pie!

Oh boy what flavor?

PIE FLAVOR.

Your pie was a lie.

Candle was inserted into pie.

Candle was lit.

Candle was blown out by Cyrus and Plaz.

Is it peach pie? I love peach pie. I would be funny if there was a pit in there.

It would be funny, but it would also be a pity, as it would ruin the pie-eating experience.

Pits were found in there!

Bay of Pigs was always a boring event to research/study in US History

Is here a Bay of Figs?

No, but there a bay of fig newtons.

I am a pig when I eat Fig Newtons.

Which easily makes you a pin-head.

No one on VR is my Kin

...except your imaginary friend's imaginary friend, Kit.

I had to do a skit in the 5th grade.

In the 5th grade, I had to skip doing that one radio play I really wanted to do when I was younger.

Sometimes I slip up from tradition and eat more than 2 chocolates.

I'd stop doing that to keep myself slim...or something like that...but I can't help it.

Once I did a big slam on the lid of the chocolate box, I couldn't open it.

There are 5 people named Sam at my school.

I like Jam.

Thats cool.

Jim.

These conversations are starting to be dim.

A dime or a thought; It has been dim since it started.

This lime is ever so delicious. *lick*

Stay in line and dont eat them...

There's some nasty lint in my pockets...

I have a list of things that could get stuck to the freezer.

I am starting to get the general Gist of what you mean.

What, do you mean I have a gift for you?

I dont need something to LIFT my spirits.

Maybe the giant loft in your basement might want it, if it's a pool.

Nope it isn't. But I will loot the fridge for food.

Anyone have a computer that I can literally give "the cold boot?"

Not literally.
HERE COMES THE BOOM!

Beware me, for I am the definition of Doom!

I dont think we have enough room for doom.

Anywhere I roam... Where I lay my head is home. X3

Here I am, on the road again, there I am, up on the stage
There I go, playin' star again, there I go, turn the page

I always loved Toad from Mario.

I always thought that he was a tad weird.

I think that is bad.

U Mad bro?.... Hehe

Not as mad as I was when I failed to make a decent Minecraft mod last year.

A question I ask myself is that is there a God?

For all of what is good.

I'm not in the mood. Can we talk about something else?

Clarus the Dogcow says moof

I always thought the dogcow had two vocal tracts; one that went "moo" and another one that went "woof"...I guess that's where "moof" comes from.

This is too tiring from me to make complex sentences.

Use your tiredness as a tool

Cool! I haven't seen you in a while.

Why do I feel like I'm an old coot?

Scoot. I said Scoot....

Sorry to interrupt, but I'd like a scoop of frozen yogurt...

Go to the chicken coop

...where chickens are cool.

Get them some coal

...And then give them some cans of cola.