you commit suicide

You are walking down a street

Your shoe gets gum on it, and when you try and wash your shoes, they break.

You're having suicidal thoughts

They manifest into reality, and you repeatedly commit suicide without actually dying.

Your computer broke (Hey it happened to me)

You have to pay for a new one all by yourself.

You're being cheated on

and you get shanked by that person

You are eating a salad

You choke on a piece and black out

You're playing with your dog

It's going to tear your face off.

You're walking into the woods for camping at night, and Ninten is staring at you.

After sleeping, you wake up to find him staring right at you in your tent

You're playing Minecraft on peaceful mode

You are on single player because you're

Your dog refuses to eat spaghetti

because you ate and blacked out from food poisoning

You are cleaning your room

After a food fight and clothes explosion

You go to summer school

You still don't have enough credits to pass any of the classes and you get held back 2 grades.

You find a SNES machine on the ground in good condition.

A cartridge is stuck inside, so you try to take it out, breaking the system.

You're at a place with thing. The thing is in your hand while you leave the place.

You get caught shoplifting

You are doing homework

You are doing your homework during the Holocaust.

There is a worm in your apple.

You eat it and get poisoned

You are diagnosed with salmanella

and you find out that your favorite show got cancelled.

You are watching tv

You watch so much tv that the script had to be rewritten.

You're in an awkward moment where no one gets a reference.

And everyone dies in the confusion

You get thrown out a window

If you don't die from the fall, the glass that breaks all go into your eyes and mouth

You're at a partay

For little kids

You have skin cancer

People make fun of you for the weird spots on your skin.

You're the king of the universe, but you're the only one alive

Except for a murderer who winds up kill you

There's a riot outside your house

They invade your house and steal all your stuff

You get banned from VR for 50 years D:

And now you can't get on the internet at all for 50 years

A friend assumes your gay

The worst part is they're a friend of the opposite sex, and you had a small crush on them

You're conflicted about what to do over a hard decision about keeping a friend.

You wait too long and lose them

You spent your weekend studying

And your friends all spent it partying and tell you how much fun they had.

You're procrastinating for a project that decides your grade.

You end up doing it the night before its due and do awful

You're in councilling

The counseling makes you extremely depressed.

You're on the stairway to heaven

Then you fall into hell

You have siblings

You lose all of them in a fire...

Your computer is broken

all you lose everything

Anime never ends

But it gets worse and worse as time goes on

You have to wait a week to get an album from your favorite group even though all the songs were leaked... Knife party ;_;