Granted. It goes on fire.

I wish I could improve being a Grammar Nazi.

KOOL NOW IM LIKE A CHARIZARD

Granted, but the English language is immediately replaced with this.

I wish I was a

Granted. Your frozen solid in that pose on the computer forever.

I wish I was a Zekrom.

Granted. Then, uh... Chuck Norris kills you.

I wish I had a pet skink.

Granted. It eats you.

I wish that this will either be corrupted, not corrupted, not granted, granted, or someone will reply to this.

Granted. You just made a useless wish.

I wish I will get $500,000. If you corrupt this Chuck Norris will poke you. (Trust me, you don't want to be poked by Chuck Norris.)

Granted, but you spend all that money on Coke and Kentucky Fried Chicken, losing all your money and gaining a million pounds in the process. Also I have Chuck Norris poke-proof armor.

I wish I can watch the 8th Harry Potter movie RITE NAO

Granted, but it's the worse thing you've ever saw and you kill yourself.
I wish for $20

OK. You get a million pieces of a shredded 20 dollar bill.

I wish Squidward was here to see this.

Granted, but he dies from being above water
I wish for a pony!

Granted. It's a My Little Pony. With a bomb attached on the inside.

...I wish I hadn't blurted out about that bomb...

Granted. Its actually this

I wish Chuck Norris was not overused.

Granted, now he's a evil mastermind and turns you into justin bieber
i wish this was a real quote:

Quote:

Originally Posted by cat333pokemon coteup knows even more then JAD. contact him on all (needed) information.

Granted. Your brain explodes and you get drunk.

I wish there was a smiley for XD

Granted, but it looks like a braindead drunk.

I wish for a pet dragon that wouldn't burn me to death with his flame, slash me into pieces with his claws, stomp on me, eat me, pick me up and fly a mile high and let me go, or anything that will harm me at all.

Granted. The dragons head explodes from having a wish overload .

I wish I could find out where came from.

Granted. They will immediately kill you, as you now know too much.

I wish I knew where came from.

Inb4exactlywhatisaidaboutfaec

Granted, now Mr. T is
I wish for your TV

OK, you get the crappiest TV in my house.

Speaking of TVs, I wish I could watch a good movie right now, with a coke and some popcorn.

Granted, but it's the 8th Harry Potter movie, which sucks. And then you kill yourself.

I wish I could see PRS irl

Granted. He's nothing like what he says he his.

I wish I knew why my iPod isn't working.

Granted. It has lots of problems and tells you them, then your brain explodes.

I wish I had new batteries.

Granted. But they're all disfunctional.

I wish Princess Toadstool wasn't in another Castle.

Granted, but now 100000 Bowsers are in the same castle.

I wish every headphone I used didn't break.

Granted. Now every other form of machinery you use breaks.

I wish paper was edible.

Granted. Now trees go extinct and everyone dies.

I wish I had some soda right now that wouldn't contain anything bad.

Granted. It's carbonated water.

I wish every member of my family wasn't cursed with bad eyesight.

Granted. They're eyes grow 9999999999999999999999999999999 times larger.

I wish I could spam here.

granted but then a Cat from a parallel universe comes and bans you for spamming anyway.

i wish i had an iced bk mocha that didn't taste like crap

Granted. But then you drop the mocha on the floor.

I wish I had three more wishes

Granted. They're corrupted.

I wish I could do the face in real life.

Granted. You break your jaw.

I wish I had the Pro Guitar for RB3, one that isn't broken and will not have a malfunction that injures or kills me.

Granted but little elves come and break it.

i wish for a donut, that's not poisoned, doesn't get stolen, or eaten by someone else, no misfortune happens to get it taken away or destroyed or ruined etc, and i eat it right after i get it

Granted. The donut isn't real.

I wish for [insert generic wish].

Granted, but you have no control over your wings and you eventually fly to an altitude so high, you die. (PSSSTT.. Guess what wish I gave you?)

I wish Metal Slug 7 wasn't so short.

Granted. It's now impossible to complete and you die at the beginning of the level every time you try to finish it.

I wish the Pokemon found in the Pokewalker weren't so annoying. 030

Granted, but now Pokemon in the main game are twice as annoying.

I wish every wish granted was reversed.

Granted, bututb ,detnarGranted, bututb , detnarG.....ERROR 404 NOT FOUND

I wish that someone will not corrupt this.

granted a then a rock corrupts your wish (rock is not a someone ;D)

i wish i could code

Granted. An evil species called "code killers" comes to your house and kills you.

I wish my voice didn't sound so retarded.

Granted, now your voice sounds even worse.

I wish I had a real Zorua!

Granted. Its mom finds you and beats you to a pulp, then runs away with the Zorua.

I wish I were young forever.

Granted, you're a baby forever and you can't talk. hehe.

I wish this wish were corrupted.

Granted, but... uh... *brain asplodes*

i wsih i new hao 2 spel.

Granted, but you can only spell in an extinct language.

I wish I had an orange.

Granted, the orange is blue. now it's called a blue.

I wish I could preorder B/W

Granted, but as soon as you pre-order it, whatever place you pre-ordered it from goes out of business and disappears into an alternate dimension, so you never get your game or your money back.

I wish Nintendo of freaking America would freaking release Black and freaking White on freaking Friday.

Granted, but it's on a Friday in January 2015.

I wish I had a Coke.

Granted, but the cops take you to jail, cause possession of coke is illegal.

I wish Minecraft was free.

Granted, now you're sued by Notch (the creator of Minecraft).

I wish my adoptables were clicked more.

Granted, but they lose experience each time they're clicked.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, you get 100, but you waste all your wishes on pennies.

I wish I could corrupt a wish.

Granted. You gain the ability to corrupt your own wishes.

I wish the 3DS was being released with Pokemon Black and White and I had enough money to buy them.

Granted, but it doesn't have any sources of air in it.

I wish this wish will be paradoxed.

NINJA'D! D:<

Granted. I die from thinking of something to corrupt this with, and the police find you, and Mario just the police force. He now hates you.

I wish Nintendo would release B/W right at my house, and I could get all the free B/W I want .

Granted, but you are unable to touch the cartrige due to temporary kidney faliure if you do.

I wish my private Universe had planets with atmospheres.

Granted. It also has a ROOM WITH A MOOSE!

Which eats you.

I wish Donald Trump will run for president.

Granted, now everyone's fired.

I wish MY DAMNED WI-FI WORKED!!!!!!

Granted. It's now a damned wifi instead of normal wifi.

I wish I had more time to think of a wish D:

granted. if you don't think of a wish right now, you die.

I wish Zekrom123's avatar wasn't so scary.
ok, my wish was granted.

ninja'd.

Bump.

Grante-Darn it. :U

I wish for a pony.

Granted. You get a ponyta. However, when you jump on its back, you get third degree burns over eighty percent of your body.

I wish I was funny.

Granted, but you're only funny to animals. Everyone else despises your jokes.

I wish Aquablast was Lead Admin.

Granted. Cat and the whole rest of the staff die in an unfortunate marching accident. Aquablast then takes over as the only member of staff. He is unable to take the stress of single-handedly administrating the forum, and is forced to close it down.

I wish I had a cute leafeon costume.

granted. It's a real leafeon. no telling what happens next.

I wish my 3DS had internet.

Granted, but your internet service costs $399 a month >=D

I wish I didn't have a mean sister.

Granted. Your sister gets a sex change. Now she's your mean brother.

I wish I would stop losing the game so much.

Granted. You win the game. The prize? Death.

I wish my internet would stop having mood swings.

Granted but your internet stopped working all together
I wish I could graduate high school as a freshman

granted youve graduated high school but there is a bug in the system that makes you a freshman for all eternity.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

Granted, but I misheard you and thought you wished for a corrupted wish.

I wish I didn't have a habit of procrastinating on everything.

Granted you now have a habit of crapinating on everything

HEY!!!! You don't have a wish so I wish you are wishless for the rest of your LIFE!!!!

granted, all your wishes are now invisible.

I wish I started every Minecraft game with a stack of diamonds and Notch by my side to kill everything that attacked me.

Granted. The diamonds are made of rubber, and the Notch is made of air.

GRANTED. YOUR WISHES ARE INVISIBLE TOO (seriously? please post a wish.)

I WISH MY CAPS LOCK WERE FIXED.

BUMP
Granted! Now this will happen to you: hey guys1 wait. my caps lock is gone1 nooooooo1111111

I wish I could fly and have nothing to hurt me + not literally nothing hurting me.

Granted. you instantly get bored of flying.

I wish that every minecraft mod was updated for 1.6.4 .

Granted. Evil Minecraft nerds cover the earth, and we worship minecrap minecraft.

Speaking of Minecraft, I wish minecraft would never exist.

granted, a new game called mindcart comes out, and it's actually bad enough for you to hate on it.

i wish that i could finish things and not get bored so easily

Granted but you finish things so amazingly the government takes you and all you do is finish unfinished project and fail at killing yourself to escape
I wish I had amazingly epic band nerdness and play my clarinet that my band director puts me permanent 1st chair

Granted but your wish malfunctions and makes you amazingly epic for only five hours at a time, and then really crappy for four hours, and you have a concert within that four hours and screw up horribly and get embarrased and ragequit band

I wish

Granted. You get licked to death by an Umbreon.

I wish Sonic Free Riders was on the Wii and not only for the Xbox 360's silly Kinect. >:V

Granted. However, Nintendo made a error and put it on the killer Wii, which they accidentally switched with your original wii.

I wish Sonic generations was on the Wii, and that you won't steal my idea of the killer wii or any other kind of evil or messed up wii.

Granted. But Nintendo made a error and put it on the killer Wii, which they accidentally switched with your original Wii. (That last part you put there was part of the wish, which means I can still corrupt it. )

I wish Mario Kart 3DS was being released a bit earlier. 030

Granted but it was released in ancient roman times.
I wish he would say yes to a movie.

granted but then it turns out he's a psycho killer and kills you after the movie.

i wish she'd talk to me instead

Granted, but I have no idea who this "she" is, so that cancels out your wish.

I wish I either had either nothing happen, or something happen.

Granted, but something only happens halfway, so it's half something and half nothing.

I wish for cheese.

Granted, but this wish is so easy to corrupt, I'm not even going to tell you what happens.

I wish that my house was cleaner.

Granted but a tornado comes and wipes it out
I wish we didn't have a fire in my kitchen?

Granted but a random nonsensical blizzard starts up in your entire house, from the sudden temperature change of the fire being wished away.

I wish Verizon didn't hate Sprint

Granted, they dislike it .0000000000000000000(etc.)1% more

I wish that i fell into a pit of huge wildfires

Granted, but the wish fairies screw up and you land into a pit of huge blizzards

I wish my internet connection would freakin fix itself! >:V

Granted, it fixed itself, and upgraded to have self control and it somehow gave you a shockwave.


I wish that the new pokemon theme song wasnnt so bad...

Granted now it is 30 times worse
I wish I lived in Castlevania

Granted, but you get lost

I wish for sunlight

Granted, you get transported to the sun, have fun with your sunlight.

I wish boomerang would show some old shows i used to watch

Granted, but the power goes out forever and you cant watch the shows on your tv.
I wish that i was tortured like Prometheus