Victory Road Archive

Ye Olde Internet Madness (Game Corner) → The Vending Machine

501. Dekusnake said on August 18, 2009, 11:14:46 PM (-07:00)

Charizard
116 posts

*Gets the biggest LOL of my life*

*Inserts real money*

502. kami said on August 18, 2009, 11:21:15 PM (-07:00)

Mudkip
40 posts

*gets ripped off*

*inserts *

503. Dekusnake said on August 18, 2009, 11:55:27 PM (-07:00)

Charizard
116 posts

*Looses you idea*

*Gets revenge on the machine*

*Gets arrested*

504. kami said on August 19, 2009, 03:29:05 PM (-07:00)

Mudkip
40 posts

*gets lolz on invinsible quote*

*inserts *

505. Cat333Pokémon said on August 19, 2009, 04:57:10 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets a frozen jaw*

*inserts *

506. Dekusnake said on August 19, 2009, 05:09:44 PM (-07:00)

Charizard
116 posts

*Gets a soda can*

*Inserts *

507. Cat333Pokémon said on August 19, 2009, 05:12:53 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets a left-pointing arrow*

*inserts a wall socket*

508. GreenLiquid said on August 19, 2009, 06:25:17 PM (-07:00)

Regigigas
881 posts

*gets Elekid*

*inserts Merriam Webster's Pocket Dictionary*

509. Cat333Pokémon said on August 19, 2009, 06:59:55 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets Roget's Dictionary*

510. Dekusnake said on August 19, 2009, 07:12:57 PM (-07:00)

Charizard
116 posts

*Inserts a cow*

Don't say it!

511. piexing said on August 19, 2009, 07:56:46 PM (-07:00)

Volcarona
597 posts

*gets it*

*inserts a *

512. Dekusnake said on August 19, 2009, 09:26:41 PM (-07:00)

Charizard
116 posts

I thought you were going to say milk!

*Gets milk*

*Inserts dirt*

513. Cat333Pokémon said on August 19, 2009, 10:13:25 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets mud*

*inserts Goomba*

514. Dekusnake said on August 19, 2009, 10:47:55 PM (-07:00)

Charizard
116 posts

*Gets 100 points*

Inserts Koopa*

515. Cat333Pokémon said on August 19, 2009, 11:19:32 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets Koopa shell*

516. GreenMan said on August 19, 2009, 11:38:56 PM (-07:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*inserts buizel*

517. Cat333Pokémon said on August 19, 2009, 11:41:44 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets Floatzel*

518. GreenMan said on August 19, 2009, 11:58:09 PM (-07:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*inserts souls*

519. Pikaluv1 said on August 20, 2009, 01:09:23 AM (-07:00)

Volcarona
545 posts

*Gets aa dead body*

520. Dekusnake said on August 20, 2009, 02:07:21 AM (-07:00)

Charizard
116 posts

*Inserts YOU!*

521. GenericGirlName said on August 20, 2009, 12:53:26 PM (-07:00)

Cyndaquil
28 posts

*Gets-a Me!~ Mario!~*

*inserts Luigi*

522. Cat333Pokémon said on August 20, 2009, 12:56:56 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets Luigi's Mansion*

*inserts this sheet of paper written by GreenMan*

1 attached image

523. GenericGirlName said on August 20, 2009, 01:04:32 PM (-07:00)

Cyndaquil
28 posts

*gets a properly typed version*

Quote:

Luigi's Haunter (?) Mansion?

*inserts DS lite*

524. Cat333Pokémon said on August 20, 2009, 01:05:15 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets DSi*

*inserts Game Boy Advance*

It was supposed to say "Luigi's Haunted Mansion".

525. GenericGirlName said on August 20, 2009, 01:06:53 PM (-07:00)

Cyndaquil
28 posts

*Gets a Gameboy Advanced SP*

*inserts a Dell computer*

(Really? That's a horrible "d" D: Looks like an "r" to me. Then again it could be the scanner.)

526. Cat333Pokémon said on August 20, 2009, 01:09:04 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets Sony VAIO*

*inserts plasma-screen TV*

Just look at a few of GreenMan's posts. He has lots of little misspellings like that. My favorite is how he spells opinion: "opion".

527. GenericGirlName said on August 20, 2009, 01:10:23 PM (-07:00)

Cyndaquil
28 posts

*Gets a tiny TV meant for your kitchen*

*Inserts Cough Drops*

(Lol. xD Epic typos)

528. Cat333Pokémon said on August 20, 2009, 01:11:06 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets Tums*

*inserts Extra Strength Tylenol*

529. GenericGirlName said on August 20, 2009, 01:11:57 PM (-07:00)

Cyndaquil
28 posts

*gets back a crushed Advil*

*inserts an empty cup*

(:3 I'm making the game forums more active!~)

530. Cat333Pokémon said on August 20, 2009, 01:18:53 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets a cup full of water*

*inserts a glass that is half empty*

531. GenericGirlName said on August 20, 2009, 01:21:06 PM (-07:00)

Cyndaquil
28 posts

*gets one that is half full*

*inserts a crayon*

532. Cat333Pokémon said on August 20, 2009, 01:29:42 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets wax paper*

*inserts song Crayon de Pokémon*

533. GenericGirlName said on August 20, 2009, 01:35:52 PM (-07:00)

Cyndaquil
28 posts

*gets a salad*

*inserts a gnome*

534. Floatzel said on August 20, 2009, 05:14:22 PM (-07:00)

Servine
68 posts

*gets a pixie*

*inserts a Uxie*

535. Cat333Pokémon said on August 20, 2009, 07:07:34 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets a Mesprit, which flies away*


*inserts Poké Ball*

536. lucario11 said on August 21, 2009, 03:50:27 AM (-07:00)

Magikarp
3 posts

*gets a voltorb
*inserts himself*

537. Cat333Pokémon said on August 21, 2009, 03:59:55 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets me*

*inserts Wario*

538. GreenMan said on August 21, 2009, 04:19:26 PM (-07:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*gets fat*

*inserts garlic*

539. kami said on August 21, 2009, 04:27:37 PM (-07:00)

Mudkip
40 posts

*gets dead vampires*

*inserts yo fase!*

540. Cat333Pokémon said on August 21, 2009, 07:15:41 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets plastic surgery*

*inserts fugu*

541. Dekusnake said on August 21, 2009, 07:27:04 PM (-07:00)

Charizard
116 posts

*Gets a confused member*

*Inserts dictionary*

542. kami said on August 21, 2009, 07:28:59 PM (-07:00)

Mudkip
40 posts

*gets complicated japanese encyclopedia*

*inserts portugese popcorn*

543. Cat333Pokémon said on August 21, 2009, 07:36:53 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets German bratwurst*

*inserts hot dog*

544. kami said on August 21, 2009, 08:04:07 PM (-07:00)

Mudkip
40 posts

*gets handjob from Joan Rivers*

*inserts digested shaymin*

545. Cat333Pokémon said on August 21, 2009, 08:20:24 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets salad*

*inserts 10,000th forum post*

546. Yoshi648 said on August 21, 2009, 08:22:00 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*gets 10,001st post*

*inserts candy bar*

547. Cat333Pokémon said on August 21, 2009, 09:54:45 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets money* (It's the backwards vending machine!)

*inserts pond*

548. lucario11 said on August 21, 2009, 11:38:26 PM (-07:00)

Magikarp
3 posts

*gets a bottle of water with a tadpole in it*

*inserts tadpole*

549. Cat333Pokémon said on August 21, 2009, 11:59:29 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets toad*

*inserts frog*

550. kami said on August 22, 2009, 01:26:03 PM (-07:00)

Mudkip
40 posts

*gets turtwig *

*inserts *

551. lucario11 said on August 22, 2009, 05:02:57 PM (-07:00)

Magikarp
3 posts

*Gets :x*

552. Cat333Pokémon said on August 22, 2009, 05:22:26 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets null*

*inserts NaN*

553. lucario11 said on August 22, 2009, 05:36:46 PM (-07:00)

Magikarp
3 posts

*vending machine turns into a monster*

*inserts bomb.*

554. GreenLiquid said on August 22, 2009, 08:28:13 PM (-07:00)

Regigigas
881 posts

*gets Ziggy H. Bomb*

*inserts Ziggy H. Bomb*

555. Dekusnake said on August 22, 2009, 08:59:21 PM (-07:00)

Charizard
116 posts

*Gets this message: "This is NOT Word Association!"*

*Inserts... something*

556. GreenLiquid said on August 22, 2009, 09:02:08 PM (-07:00)

Regigigas
881 posts

*gets... something else*

*inserts a protractor*

557. Dekusnake said on August 22, 2009, 09:16:27 PM (-07:00)

Charizard
116 posts

*Gets a fork*

558. Cat333Pokémon said on August 22, 2009, 09:39:14 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets null again*

*inserts void*

559. GreenLiquid said on August 22, 2009, 10:07:17 PM (-07:00)

Regigigas
881 posts

*gets a very angry Giratina*

*inserts sleeping pill*

560. Cat333Pokémon said on August 22, 2009, 11:44:35 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*falls asleep waiting for vending machine to give an item*

*inserts $1.50*

561. Dekusnake said on August 23, 2009, 12:07:17 AM (-07:00)

Charizard
116 posts

*Gets ripped-off*

*Inserts penny*

562. Cat333Pokémon said on August 23, 2009, 12:10:03 AM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets many rewards*

*inserts diamond*

563. Dekusnake said on August 23, 2009, 12:20:32 AM (-07:00)

Charizard
116 posts

*gets a pearl*

*inserts ruby*

564. Cat333Pokémon said on August 23, 2009, 01:07:09 AM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets raw corundum*

*inserts topaz*

565. GreenMan said on August 23, 2009, 09:46:01 AM (-07:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*Gets shiney*

*inserts bowser*

566. kami said on August 23, 2009, 12:09:33 PM (-07:00)

Mudkip
40 posts

*gets new mario game! "Save Bowser from Green Man!":"bowser Party!"*

*inserts D:*

567. GenericGirlName said on August 23, 2009, 01:33:23 PM (-07:00)

Cyndaquil
28 posts

*receives D':*

*Inserts a violent raccoon*

568. Magmaster12 said on August 23, 2009, 01:54:51 PM (-07:00)

Rayquaza
4,872 posts

*Recieves Raibes*

*Inserts Racoon Pioson*

569. kami said on August 23, 2009, 02:04:36 PM (-07:00)

Mudkip
40 posts

*gets miraculously healed!*

YAY!

*inserts a wise cracking comment*

570. UnluckyDude15 said on August 23, 2009, 04:21:47 PM (-07:00)

Servine
58 posts

*gets a retarded response*


*inserts scouter*

571. kami said on August 23, 2009, 04:26:27 PM (-07:00)

Mudkip
40 posts

*gets no talent*


*inserts new recruits*

572. UnluckyDude15 said on August 23, 2009, 04:30:46 PM (-07:00)

Servine
58 posts

*gets an army*


*inserts nuke*

573. Magmaster12 said on August 23, 2009, 05:24:33 PM (-07:00)

Rayquaza
4,872 posts

*receives nuke*

*inserts dead bodies*

574. UnluckyDude15 said on August 23, 2009, 05:42:53 PM (-07:00)

Servine
58 posts

*receives radioactive zombies*


*inserts all the internet memes*

575. GreenLiquid said on August 23, 2009, 07:13:41 PM (-07:00)

Regigigas
881 posts

*gets ******

*inserts BANHAMMAH*

576. GreenMan said on August 23, 2009, 08:07:32 PM (-07:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*gets ban*

*insert loss mod status* ()

577. Magmaster12 said on August 23, 2009, 08:10:14 PM (-07:00)

Rayquaza
4,872 posts

*Gets loss of mod status* but it doesn't work

*Inserts request to become mod to make it work*

578. Cat333Pokémon said on August 23, 2009, 08:51:44 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets denied*

*inserts denial slip*

579. GreenMan said on August 23, 2009, 11:50:15 PM (-07:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*Recieves sad slip*

*inserts new request*

580. Magmaster12 said on August 24, 2009, 07:26:45 AM (-07:00)

Rayquaza
4,872 posts

*Receives new slip*

*Inserts slip + garbage*

581. UnluckyDude15 said on August 24, 2009, 07:33:26 AM (-07:00)

Servine
58 posts

*receives more garbage*


*inserts recycling bin*

582. Magmaster12 said on August 24, 2009, 07:35:59 AM (-07:00)

Rayquaza
4,872 posts

*Receives Recyclying bin*

*Inserts Extra Recycled Bottles*

583. UnluckyDude15 said on August 24, 2009, 07:42:22 AM (-07:00)

Servine
58 posts

*receives bottles of soda*


*inserts potato*

584. Magmaster12 said on August 24, 2009, 07:44:22 AM (-07:00)

Rayquaza
4,872 posts

*Receives Potatohs*

*Inserts Potatohchips*

585. UnluckyDude15 said on August 24, 2009, 07:46:05 AM (-07:00)

Servine
58 posts

*receives cheese dip*


*inserts DSi*

586. GreenMan said on August 24, 2009, 02:02:36 PM (-07:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*gets DS fat*

*inserts $1.50*

587. kami said on August 24, 2009, 02:10:37 PM (-07:00)

Mudkip
40 posts

*gets ripped off again*

(dude, when do you learn)

588. kami said on August 24, 2009, 02:11:43 PM (-07:00)

Mudkip
40 posts

*inserts Wii*

589. GreenMan said on August 24, 2009, 02:23:55 PM (-07:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*Gets iiW*

*inserts Reverse*

590. GenericGirlName said on August 24, 2009, 02:38:19 PM (-07:00)

Cyndaquil
28 posts

*Gets a toilet*

*inserts frog*

591. GreenMan said on August 24, 2009, 02:45:09 PM (-07:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*gets Flog*

*inserts Golf*

592. Yoshi648 said on August 24, 2009, 02:45:59 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*gets NES cartridge*

*inserts sticky notes*

593. UnluckyDude15 said on August 24, 2009, 04:21:35 PM (-07:00)

Servine
58 posts

*receives paper and glue*



*inserts paper crane*

594. Cat333Pokémon said on August 24, 2009, 05:11:56 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets papercraft*

*inserts origami*

595. UnluckyDude15 said on August 24, 2009, 05:53:50 PM (-07:00)

Servine
58 posts

*receives award*



*inserts contest entry*

596. GreenLiquid said on August 24, 2009, 06:03:40 PM (-07:00)

Regigigas
881 posts

*receives a Gold Medal, with Pokémon Gold Version glued on it*

*inserts $599 USD*

597. GreenMan said on August 24, 2009, 10:42:24 PM (-07:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*gets PS3*

*inserts Harddrive*

598. UnluckyDude15 said on August 25, 2009, 07:21:00 AM (-07:00)

Servine
58 posts

*receives Mac*



*inserts apple*

599. kami said on August 25, 2009, 02:47:39 PM (-07:00)

Mudkip
40 posts

*gets another day of school*

*inserts something interesting*

600. Magmaster12 said on August 25, 2009, 04:17:12 PM (-07:00)

Rayquaza
4,872 posts

*Gets a pencil*

*inserts extra reports*

Limit reached