You committed the crime

You embarrass yourself in the chat

You are harrassed about it.
You ask Reun if you and him are dating

You completely freak out.

Every organism on Earth goes insane.

That turns to violence, and every organism dies.
You're flirting with someone you don't know, like as if you've never seen/talked to him before.

He takes it the wrong way and sexually harrasses you.

You were mugged

You're really poor and have nothing to give, so he beats you to death.

404 ERROR: NO SCENARIO GIVEN.

You eat a single, completely sterile potato chip.

Then your family comes and eat some resulting into mass casualities

You need water but you're in the middle of the ocean

You drink the water in the ocean, and you get sick, and die in the middle of the ocean.
You didn't study for a test, so you're about to fail it.This test decides your grade, BTW

You miserably fail and have to retake the class

You love someone a thousand miles away

They don't love you back.
You're told you have 5 months to live.

You fufill your dreams to skydiving and the parachute doesn't deploy

You are confused

Your confusion causes you to do something really embarrassing
You're in the talent show, and right when you get on, you trip and fall.

In your principal's lap

You forget your solo

Everyone laughs at you, causing major depression.
Someone that you know from the internet dies.

And your about to preform in front of the world's most famous people

you are in space

You run out of oxygen and die.
The internet blacks out.

You suffocate

You go to an MCR concert

Why do I keep ninja'ding people? :/
You're drunk and on the stage, and get tased by da fuzz.

And your about to preform in front of the world's most famous people

you are in space

Repost :/
You somehow get out of your spaceship's reach, and are forever lost in space.

I'm out of WHheat Thins.

The guy in the attachments comes to your house.

1 attached image

He stole your wheat thins, and killed you. D:
You're in the middle of no where

With a serial killer

You can't sing

I don't approve of it.

I eat your cake.

The cake was actually a time bomb.
You're on top of building 1 on September 11th, 2001

Everyone's dead.

I explode

HL Episode 3 is released.

You're on a boat .

I ran out of Cool WHhip

You eat a dinner

You choke on a piece of chicken, and the chicken wasn't cooked properly, so you get salmonella.
You're in the hospital.

and they tell you that you need surgery

You're on a cruise to the Bahamas

The cruise stops running somehow, and you aren't able to get on a raft, so you have to swim your way to an island.
(Generic, but) You're on a deserted island.

One of you makes an mean/awkward remark about the other, and the other leaves, and the one feels weird.
You go to a concert for a band that you don't like, but you're forced to go by a friend.

Your friend abandons you

Life sucks

You stay alive forever, seeing all of your friends pass by.
You're a millionaire.

All your money's counterfeit

You're hot

You forgot a fan.

Wheatly is in your box of Wheat Thins.

He and the Space core(because he's in there too) Annoy you while you try to enjoy your breakfast.
You stay up all night waiting for someone.

They never came.

GLaDOS Is in your mashed potato's

Wheatley takes over the world.

Diggy diggy...

You dig so far you land in lava.

You're in space!

You see the space core, and he sceams so loud that he breaks the glassy-type stuff off of your suit
You're dead

With The Annoying Orange.
You're in Disneyland!

You're with the guy in the attachments, and he's telling you to go to someplace called Didney Worl.
You're immortal

1 attached image

You got eaten.

You are in the middle of nowhere

With no food and water

You were shot

You're left bleeding to death.
You're in the hospital

because you were shot

You try to run away

You aren't missed
You go to disney world

It's destoryed.

Grimsley looks at you and smiles.

You get lost

You hate everyone and they riot

The riot spreads to the entire US. Even Government gets involved. They fire a nuke at your town, and 1000000, including you, are killed instantly.

You buy every Angry Birds game.

For some reason they don't work, wasting all your money.
You lose a loved one.

She comes to you as a spirit and tells you she never really loved you.

Your pencil breaks.

That was your last pencil, and you don't have one for the rest of the day.
You finished a book that you were really exited to read.

It was part of the Twilight series.

JB comes to your house.

He wants to make love to you. D:
Rebecca Black thinks it's a Friday on a Monday and comes to your school.

She sings so loud all you classmates go deaf.

A tree falls on your house.

It's a burning tree from a thunderstorm(Lightning strike) and it burns your house, too.
You get lost on the Appalachian trail(or any trail, for that matter).

You slowly die of starvation and dehydration.

You're trapped on an island with only duct tape.

The people you are with duct tape your body and hide you while a rescue boat comes.
Your birthday is on a holiday

Both get canceled.

I ate a ccandy

The candy is very old and gets you sick for a few weeks.
You're in love.

The guy is a criminal

The Jonas Brothers come to your house

They put on a full concert right inside your house. .-.
You're in need of an organ.

They're all 0out of that organ and you die

Thorton comes into your house and hugs you.

He then says, "Now that I've hugged you, you may die. You chances of surviving are, say, [random number] percent? Oh, don't let that number concern you!"

You fall off the roof of your house.

You don't die, but somehow, after falling, you get the side effect of smoking and die the next day at exactly 12:01

Grimsley is the champion and has angel wings.

He becomes dictator of the world and leaders of every criminal team known the humankind.

You build a new Titanic.

As soon as it leaves the harbor, it explodes.

Grimsley, Shauntal, and Thorton are chilling on your bed when you need to get some sleep.

And they're all wasted.

The Earth is approaching a black hole.

Everyone explodes

You wake up to find Marshal eating a bagel in your room.

It was your bagel.

Alder throws a vase at you.

It breaks into your head and the glass stabs your brain. An he keeps throwing vases.

Caitlin comes into your house and she has a huge turret.

The turret is full of Fire-type Pokemon.

The world spins 50X faster.

You go so fast people start to become dizzy, and confused of when the day is, and nothing gets accomplished.
You're a brony

Your also the president and are killed

You come home and Shauntal suddenly hugs you.

She takes you to a closet and hides you away forever.
You're an outcast

Grimsley is taped onto your back and will not quit saying 'BEEP!' with a loud and annoying voice every 10 seconds.

You get the iHuman

It kills you and your family and steals all your cool stuff.
You're poor

Because you spent them all for artillery.

You're about to be shot from a cannon.

Someone lays a bomb next to the canon, and the bomb goes off right as you're shot out.
You're in a depression

Grimsley is eating your hair

Cave Johnson throws a lemon grenade at you.

He uses a portal gun to make it go straight up your... uh, nvm.
You're eating frozen milk

then you freeze up

You go skydiving

With an umbrella.

Pokemon train humans instead of vice versa.

They force us to go to the Daycare Center.

Ditto breeding is now a crime.

You own the largest Ditto ranch in the world.

You've fallen and you can't get up!

Insurance can't help you now.
Finally finds a portal to Ponyville.

It's fake.

...whatever it was, it got a whole lot worse.

A chandelier falls on your head.

While you are running from a mass murder

You are going to die in 5 minutes

You are already dead

Someone posts above my post.

A ninja comes an assassinates you

You slapped your friend

They explode in your face.

Claus, Ness and Lucas are sleeping on your bed.

they don't want sex.
your parents get you the worst things that you can think of for your birthday (PS3 and MW3)

One of the things you got catches on fire, and burns down your whole house
You don't have a job

People are trying to eat you.

Ninten wants to marry you.

You refuse the proposal


You jump off a building

It's in space.

You find out Claus and Lucas are your children.