Granted, but you're eating hair.

I wish hsiw I

Granted, but the Oshawott licks you to death, so you couldn't wish for that.

I wish that I had a kool banner.

Here you go:
Well, that's all I have. :x

I wish...Er, I don't know, I sort of want a Coke right now.

granted, but it's pepsi
i wish i didn't have to give up my last pepsi

Granted. I wanted Coke! >:U

I wish posts in /b/uizel counted towards my post count.

granted, but every post is converted into a coke so your count no longer rises.
i wish that happened, but with pepsi

Granted, but it's Gatorade instead.

I wish I had a snack.

Granted, but you're snack is an evil overlord taking over the universe and turning people into Mcdonald addicts, and starts with you. >: D

I wish vacation wouldn't end...

Granted, but now vacation become school in itself.

I wish I wasn't so boooooored.

Granted. You're now lazy.

I wish I didn't have math homework due tomorrow. Yep, my math teacher sure is evil.

Granted, but now its due right now.

I wish homework didn't exist.

Granted. We now get 75% more schoolwork and 50% more tests.

I wish I had a pizza.

Granted. But the pizza is Lucario flavored, so you're eating a dead Lucario, mixed in with some Mario.

I wish that I had a wish that would benefit me.

Not granted. your wish is not specific enough.

I wish I had a cheese flavored pizza.

Granted. But the pizza is actually a wish in itself, so you have to make another wish .

granted:don't make a lot wishes.the evil powers will make it very bad


i wish to have a shiny pokemon in victory battles

Granted, but its a missingNo.

I wish I had some mudkipz.

granted:mudkipz are weak

i wish to be a millionaire

granted but you stole all the money and the government is after you
i wish i was a mudkipz

Granted but Magikarpz are more l33t than Mudkipz.

I wish I had a perfectly normal Pokemon Gold game with a Game Boy Color.

Granted, but your parents come in and trip over it while you're playing it.

I wish that I will have a normal Saturday with no interruptions ruining everything.

Not granted. Master Mudkip wants teh Saturday to be the most not normal day of teh universe.

...What did I just say..?

Granted, but you never wished so Master Mudkip says to you "LucarioMario.....I am YOUR FATHER!"

I wish that I would come up with something witty for this.

Granted. You call Chuck Norris the most stupid person that ever lived.

I wish I didn't mix this thread up with the "Ask the next person a question" thread. <.>

Granted. You just wished that 2012 will come early.

.I wish hsiw I.

Granted, but you are now a Female.
I wish for popularity

Granted. You're now the newest Rick Astley.

I wish this wish won't become corrupted.

Granted, but now I choose your wish. You wish for Lucarios to be extinct, and that mario will be sent to Hell.

WISH? I wish I knew this earlier!

Granted. But now you've used up all your wishes.

I wish I haz a cheezburger.

Granted. The cheeseburger is actually rotten.

I wish Mayonnaise was an instrument.

No Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument.

Horse radish isn't an instrument, either.

I wish I had edible food.

Granted, but your stomach implodes

I wish that I had my own abridged series

Granted, but you ninja'd me, so I sparta kick off a of Mt. Silver.

I wish that this will be not granted. I also wish that it will be corrupted.

Granted, no such wish exists.

I wish the sky was purple rather than blue.

Granted but aliens chop your head off soon afterward.

I wish I had an idea for a wish.

Granted, but you used up all your brain power to think of one, do you are now brain dead.
I wish for a kitty!

Granted, but you ninja'd me, so DIE!

I wish that Lucarioz would get along with Zekromz, Jolteonz, and mudkipz.

Granted but then teh w00perz kill teh mudkipz for being a ripoff of them. (Wut?)

I wish I had pie.

Granted, but it's DANGEROUS PIE!!!!! (Bum bum BUM!)

I wish my school offered a Japanese course.

Granted. But you have to learn all Kanji before the end of the first week.

I wish for an english La Pucelle: Ragnarok. TT~TT

Granted but you're the only one that survives so you live all alone for the rest of your miserable existence.

I wish for better parents

granted but they are better for one day, after that they make your life miserable
i wish i didn't have stage fright

Granted but a stagelight falls on you and you get paralyzed from the neck down so you can never perform onstage again

i wish for a pony

Granted, it's a Pony-Up.



I wish I could actually fire laz0rs.

*wish granted but now you have a god awful taste in your mouth forever

*i wish for a penguin

granted, but it dies from being outside of antartica
i wish for this post to have no post following it.

*granted but then i forgot

*i wish for a super penguin that'll never die!

granted, but it is an oshwott
i wish i knew another language

Granted. But it was a child's "secret" language. :u

I wish for the person below to now be able to grant wishes. *Cue Paradox*

*calls Dr. Hax*

I wish I had a pet Bidoof in real life.

granted but it gets eaten by a real animal because it doesn't understand survival

i wish for world peace

Granted but Chuck Norris kills everyone as a result.

I wish I could throw fireballs from the palms of my hands.

Granted, but the heat from the fireball burns your hands off.

I wish The Spirit Of Time didn't think I was a girl for the first five frigging months I was a member of this site.

Granted. He still thinks you're a *shot*

OK, then. I wish I was a hedgehog that could run at supersonic speed.

Granted, but you get an overload o' PINGAS wise-cracks.

I wish they didn't make so many stupid english gen V names T__T

Granted, but the Pokemon Gods (Not legendarys) do a shoop da whoop attack on you for saying that.

I wish I had *insert thing here*

Granted, but *insert what happens here*

I wish for a million dollar cello.

Granted, but you instantly forget how to play the cello.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but someone who is your best friend says in his mind "It sucks that I have to be friends with this guy*

I wish I would stop being so offensive on accident all the time.

granted but when you speak, you spit out spiders.

I wish i didnt have to S***

Granted, but now you have to do C***.

I wish this wish couldn't wish for a wish to wish a wish of wished wishes.

Granted. But then the wish found a way to wish for a wish to wish a wish of wished wishes regardless.

I wish for a barbie doll. =D

Granted, but the doll comes to life and cracks your neck.

I wish that the original Kirby game for Wii would come out instead of Epic yarn.

Granted but it's just another Smash Bros. Remake

I wish for a wish that made me wish i had never wished for this wish..llama.

Granted, but the World Explodes.

I wish Hell didn't exist.

Granted, but Heaven doesn't either.

I wish ur mom would stop being so fat.

Granted, but your mother gets fat instead.

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I wish I could go to sleep.

Granted, but you die in your sleep, and since Hell and Heaven don't exist, you don't exist.

I wish Video game Characters were real.

Granted, but

Grovyle from PMD2 becomes real and goes back in time to save the world, making you not exist.

Granted, but he quits Pokemon and joins a Dance group.

I wish Cartoonnetwork would being such *******s.

Granted, but then you lose Cartoon Network in your area.

I wish for a pwny.

Granted, but it suddenly attacks you.

I wish I could get eaten now.

K. *Eats Zekrom*

You know what I want? I want a bunny. A pet bunny that will love me. plz?

Granted, but its mutated and fat.

I wish I could come up with something to wish for.

Granted. You end up doing this: Yay Christmas Flipnotes in January

I wish the weekend never ends.

Granted! but now school is on the weekends.

I wish my youtube account would be more populer

granted,but now you must upload more videos


i wish to have fairly odd parents like timmy turner

Granted, but the day you get them, you scream "OH MAI F***IN GOD EVERYONE LOOK I GOT FAIRY GODPARENTS!!" and Jorgen von Strangle takes them back to Fairy World.

I wish Denchura had better stats.

Granted. All its stats are raised by 1 point.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

You never get another chance to wish again.

I wish that this wasn't a wishful wish.

Granted, but, um... Granted.

I wish Little Kuriboh will make a new episode of Naruto: The abridged comedy fandub spoof series show.

Granted. A guy dies from watching it, and blames it on you.

I wish this was a real song.

Granted, but then you lose it while 38000 feet above sea level.

I wish Eelektross had better stats.

Granted, but then you get into a fight over mashed potatoes and end the relationship.

I wish Wargle evolved at a way lower level.

Granted. He evolves at level 0.

I wish I had a cool banner.

Granted, but then the site crashes forever.

I wish you wouldn't corrupt this wish.

Granted.

Owait...if I don't corrupt your wish, then what's the point of this thread!? It's called Corrupt the Wish Above you, so I did, but your wish said not to, so I didn't, but I have to, because...GYAAAAAAAAAAAAA- *boom*

I wish for スーパパワフルエットセントリックスペシャルケーキ!*

Granted, but the shooting star gets a machine gun and shoots you for talking such language.

I wish to explode into cereal.

I hate ninjas.

I wish every other cereal commercial doesn't involve anthropomorphic cereal bits eating each other/wanting people to eat them.

Granted, but time goes in reverse, so "now" never comes.

I wish they had exactly 650 Pokemon instead of 649.

Granted. Chuck Norris is added to the Pokemon.

I wish Nintendo was more creative with the new Pokemon names.

granted, but everyone on earth starts to be extremely picky about pokemon names
i wish i could think of better ways to corrupt wishes

STFU ninja

I wish everyone in the world was super-smexy.

Granted, but I think you just ninja'd.

I wish Chuck norris will sue me.

Granted, but... why would you want Chuck Norris to sue you?

I wish I had a fluffy tail :3