It jumps out of your screen and eats you.
I wish I looked OK.

You look KO.

I wish I could have eyes all over my head.

You get eyes but the next day the sun goes out and you can't see anything anyways.
I wish for world peace~! <3 :3

Granted but happens before aliens invade (you should have wished for universal peace)

I wish I never went to an arts school

You never went to any other school either.
I wish for universal peace.

I wish theres no global warming!

There was no global warming in the first place. Instead the scientists started to claim about global freezing all over again.

I wish that scientists actually DID science instead of trying to get money.

Somebody forgot to answer a question

¡Imposiblé!

I wish people would start speaking English fluently on forums, not like the usual babble you se these days.

instad thy speak lik nobs

I wish the Bowseritus virus spreaded so Bowser can stop flipping the bird

I think we all know what happens here.

I wish the PM service were quicker at delivering messages.

They get so fast that they pop up even before you send it.

I want my sister to go away.

she goes away, but not without setting your house on fire.

I wish I had the power to fly!!!!!!

you can its call airline

I wish for some money!

You got a penny.

I wish Viena was easier to use.

It got easier, but a golem exploded and it's broken now.

I wish for a

It turned into a

I wish Pokemon can come out of the TV and kill us

It just killed you =P

I wish my riolu evolved

It turned into a Riolu flavored bubble gum, YUM!

I wish for nothing

You still got something. It's AIR. It was stalking you all your life.
I wish for a

You get sad for the rest of your life.
I wish I would win the tournament.

You get a
I wish school wasn't so boring.

School gets so fun that it gets DANGEROUS.
I want to win vgc 2010 (awesome prizes Costomized DSi).

You win but then you die

I wish I could get to SLEEP (it's 1:30am here -_-)

Your neighbour randomly decides hold a concert in your yard you never sleep again.
I wish for a shiny shinx

Hey! Wait! I got a little complaint: That wasn't a wish.

I wish for

You get ,but then he runs away.

I wish I had a brain

You get a brain, but it causes you to see all of the misery in the world and you shoot yourself.

I want bubblegum. Bazooka-zooka bubblegum!

you get your bubblegum, but when you blew a bubble, you blew a Drifloon and he carried you away never to be seen again.

I wish for a Lucario that can tap dance

Granted. What can possibly go wrong?

I wish I was good at Rock Band.

You get good at rock band but then you get so bored that you smash it up and set it on fire.

I wish I could fly and always be able to dodge planes

Ah, but you can't dodge rockets. You really shouldn't have flown over florida.

I wish I had an english copy of Pokemon HeartGold or SoulSilver.

English copy didn't arrived in years guess you have to take the Japanese ones
I wish this game would never stop getting old

It comes to LA but you miss it.

I wish for Pokemon Soul Silver.

It doesn't work, and it costs $9001 to fix.

I wish for fish
Rhyming FTW

You get fish, but it smells so you lose all your friends.

I wish I had a bluetooth receiver for my laptop and some glasses with Infra-Red LEDs on the side.

You get it, but in an English rom on an r4. But the police found out and you got arrested.
I wish Cat would give me the Missingno promo code. (doubt that will ever happen.)

The missingno promo code was a Bidoof
I wish that someone posted already

Wish granted. Too bad your house got nuked.
I wish someone would level up my pokemon.

Wish granted, too bad they have bad natures and are EV trained completely opposite to what they should be.

I wish I had a better job -_-;

I wish arcader34 made a wish.

He wished but Bowser are him

I wish for a mansion!

It's Luigi's Mansion.

I wish for your face.

Ya but it's super freaking ugly so you got rejected by everyone. I wish someon would level up my pokedoptables.

Granted, but your mudkip evolves and now its USELESS!

I wish Jirachi would restore HP.

It did but then it lost it all.

I wish for a beard.

You got it but it was made of angry bees.
I wish for world peace.

Granted, now the world is in pieces.

I wish for a shiny pink mawile.

You got it but some guy thought it was a monster and shot it. I wish I had invincibility.

You got it, but it's 2012, so the earth explodes and you're left to float in space FOREVER!

I wish I had a top hat.

You get a top hat, but it gets crushed by a car.

I wish I had milk

You get it but its from a cow with AIDS.
I wish my Xbox was unbreakable.
(P.S. 2012 isn't gonna happen)

It is un-breakable....just not from the inside(I wonder what would happen if I put this in here... )
I wish for the vgc to be in CANADA.

It is, but then Canada gets blown up by a nuclear bomb.

I wish American Dad was funny.

It did then you got killed by Seth McFarlene. I wish I had sm monry.

Granted but it's counterfeit

I wish my dad had a job

he does but he gets paid 1$ per WEEK.
I wish for a friend

It ur mom.
I wish there were more people posting on topics outside the games board (I find topics via 'View active topics')

Mee too
I wish for nothing

You get eternal nothingness.

I wish for a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life

You got him but he's gay. I wish my rank was a garchomp. (I like Garchomps. )

You get it, but you were banned for spamming the games board.

I wish for a jar of peanuts.

Granted, but you develop a peanut allergy.

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I wish I could go to bed. .-.

You go to bed but then you can't get out again.

I wish I could play drums.

Ok Yoshi fix his semtemce. I wish for a top hat.

You get a spelling book instead.
I wish for HG.

You got SS instead. IN MARTIAN LANGUAGE. I wish for moe Youtube subscribers.

Granted, but they all expect you to make moé videos. (For those not exceedingly japanese, Moe = Turn ons)

I wish for a genie with the light brown hair.

Eeew. I wish you made a wish.

he made a wish...a wish...a wish...a wish...and another wish...a wish...etc.

I wish for a horse who can do my emails for me.

Granted, but he types with his hooves, so his emails look something like.

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Sincerely,
joerswe

My wish remains the same. (I wish for a genie with the light brown hair.)

You get the genie but he makes his hair purple for no apparent reason.

I wish lots of gold painted silver.

Granted, but it's really silver painted gold painted silver.

I wish I could double jump.

Your head smashes into the ceiling.
I wish the recession was over and everybody was happy and there was no war etc.

Okay, you get all of those things, but etc. includes the earth blowing up. whoops.

I wish I could win the Floatzel.Net Tournament.

you get to the semifinals, but you go up against the most amaaazing trainer ever~! Me~! ;3

I wish my ego wasn't as big as it is~! =3=

You get it removed somehow, but it simply comes back.

I wish I had and infinite amount of wishes

The genie made you had 0 wishes left so your broke

I wish--- Noob:for the genie to disappear

Ummmm, Okay. The genie disappears, I think. Wait, what are you wishing for?

I wish I knew what he was wishing for.

You know what he was wishing for, but by then no one cares

I wish the television stops saying ERROR!

Granted, it stops saying error because it exploded.

I wish Santa could bring me a gift now.

He gave you a Gift but it's a bomb!
WHAT THE F-BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM

I wish for a pokemon card

Granted, but it's a magikarp card.

I wish I had theme music.

You get it but someone hack it and it says you suck.

I wish this topic never ended.

Granted, but you can never post anywhere but this topic and nobody else ever looks at it.

I wish I had an SD card that actually works.

It works but it broke you wii and computer!

I wish for a

You get a :x
I wish for constant access to the internet.

You need to pay $121431352345.10 a month
I wish for a glue stick

Granted, but you glue your hand to it when you grab it. You then try to pull off the glue stick, getting your other hand stuck. Then you facepalm in frustration, sticking your head to your hands.

I wish for a good secret santa gift.

The gift you had was a boot-leg kind of pokemon soulsiver as a present. It crashed and lost memery when you get out of New Bark town.
I wish for a pikachu

You get a Pikachu, but that Pikachu is hacked and knows Meteor Mash.
I wish I can look into the future.

You see yourself die from slipping on a mutant baneener peel


I wish I was a spider monkey.

Granted, but you lost your legs.

I wish I was more active.

You were able to get on the forum non-stop for 5 days, but then you got major food poisoning by eating a hot dog.

I wish I could wishfully not wish.

Your wish is granted, but then you want to wish to be the richest man in the world bu your wish won't be granted.

I wish to knock out all the stupid people.

They just get back up.
I wish we was all happy =^-^=

We was all happy. Now we're not.

I wish to ace all my finals.