Because ur an stoopid.

Would you rather eat a bucket of year old chicken or a bucket of day old your-pet-cat-toby surprise?

A bucket of year old chicken... no question. Unless the latter means nothing if I don't have a cat, then that.

What the **** is a muscle?

None, becauze now you just confused this with that thread. IRONY!

You're an apple?

NINJA'D
DOUBLE IRONY!

A muscle is in the Chuck Norris section, sir.

Why is there so much irony today?

Orinj: Hey! Apple! Hey! Apple! Hey!

Appal: What!? What the **** is it?!

Knife!

Do you like nature?

Yes...Ahem! Nature... a beautiful side of the earth. It grows kinds of plants, and I'll every single on known to man-*shot*

Hey! Guess what?

What?

...What?

Yus.

Do you support Barf-Lick shipping?

No, I support Pokelaf shipping.

Do you support mudkipz?

Duh.

Do you support Oshawotter?

No, I support Zekromz and Meta Knightz.

Am I the only one who thinks epic is WAY to overused?

Indeed.

?

Erm....What?

Which do you use most often? or ?

?

Yes.

Mah boi This peace is what ___ ____ ________ ______ __
Fill in the blanks.

all true warriors strive for.

Does the Triforce of Wisdom say the King will return safely?

No.

Did you bring a light?

No way!

Why is the video broken?

I don't know, I guess the YouTube code doesn't work. ): I'll just do this instead:

Why are we walking like this?

Because you are gawd.



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUFxKUsW0nE[/youtube] = RONG!!

[youtube]zUFxKUsW0nE[/youtube] - RITE!!

Who what when where why?

Me, with a hammer, at night, in the orphanage, because I felt like it.

By having the most Pokedoptables on VB, am I officially addicted to it?

Uh, either that or nobody in the world is addicted to it.

Why am I wasting my life on this stupid computer?

Because I said so.

Why did I said so?

i wonder why too


what means ''soy una chica''(spanish)?

IMMA GIRL

Why am I always using the quick reply all of a sudden?

Because you want to be Sonic the Hedgehog.

Was it unexpected that I posted because I haven't for 2 pages? If it was, then my dream of becoming a ninja has finally become true.

No. I kind of expected you to show up at one point or other.

Did I crush LucarioMario's dreams?

D:

Why is my sig now filled with a bunch of overused memes that's now extremely long and I had to get an lolcat to delete three fourths of it?

Because you do.

Whats YOUR name?

My name is *shot*

Why doesn't this creepy s*** happen when I let Shayminz take vitamins?

I'm gonna have nightmares now. o.e

Why can't we divide by zero?

I don't know, I'll try, here-WTF?! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! MUAHAHAH! MUAHAHAH!

HINGER DINGER DURGEN

*Pukes* Oh God, why is it black!?

Because a certain someone just had to divide by zero, didn't we!? >:I

How many licks does it take to get to the outside of a Tootsie Pop?

Uhh... One?

If Weegee like spaghetti so much, then why isn't he eating spaghetti tacos?

Because he tried, but they turned into Weegee tacos.

What would happen if Chuck Norris battled himself, then the moon from Majora's Mask came falling down, along with the King hungry and Giant, eating everything in his path, and with A giant Weegee staring at everyone, what would happen?

We would all be screwed.

Why must I be the one to walk the dog?

Bacauze, you do.

So I herd you liek lucarioz as proper nounz?

You must learn how to use teh Shift key right. >:U

So, I came to your sig. Do we party nao? Samba in the haus (Scroll to bottom.).

No. I tricked you, and hit you with a brick.

So i herd you liek shift keyz?

I'm a grammar nazi. What did you expect? 030

Why? Why is your Riolu the lowest level adoptable you have? :U

I torture it everyday, and named it LucarioMa- Oops. I've said too much. D:

*GULP* Bleach! What did I just eat?

A bomb. WHAT THE FU-

Wait. Your Riolu is female, and you said you named it LucarioMario. Are you implying something I think you're implying!? >:U

I actually never knew that its female. XD

What would happen if Chuck Norris got surgery to be a woman?

His body would cause the machinery to malfunction and explode.

What is this?

Its *drum roll*........this!

*Old man voice* Back in the 'old days,- what're you doin' kid?

*ahem* NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!

Madness? THIS. IS. ______! (Fill in blank)

GO WEEGEE!

WILL YOU OBEY WEEGEE NOW?

No. Chuck Norris will stare at Weegee, then Weegee will explode.

Why must Nintendo underestimate Goombas by making them the weakest enemy in the game?

BECUAZE. GO WEEGEE!

GO- *transforms again* GO CHUCK NORRIS! WILL YOU OBEY CHUCK NORRIS???

I would explain that in real life Chuck Norris isn't really godlike and such, but this is the internet. By the way, Weegee can't transform into Chuck Norris. He'll explode doing so. 030

Why didn't you answer my question with anything more than "because"? >:E

Because, I had no idea what else to say.

So i herd-*shot* I'm bored. What should I ask? owait.

You should ask yourself, "Why am I not saving lolcats from extinction?", then go spam lolcats on your next essay.

Why are cat jokes funnier than dog jokes?

i dunno. I'll make it even making the "backwards dog" joke: Dog backwards is God.\

Why am I sooooo lazy?

You must run laps. >:U

On the topic of cats and dogs, why aren't fusions like this actually real?



Come on, scientists, me wants monkey/parakeet fusion NAO. 030

BECAUSE WHATEVER COMES IN ONE END GOES OUT THE OTHER

You don't want that, now, do ya?

I do want that to happen No, I mean, I don't want that to happen!...Of course I don't....hehehe....nothing to worry about here!! *nervous*

What should I do?

UR MOM

Oh God did I really say that?

Yes.

I WANNA SPAM, THE VERY BEST. LIKE NO EVER HAS. EACH SPAMAMON TO UNDERSTAND. SPAMAMON! GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL! YOU'LL SPAM ME, I'LL SPAM YOU, SPAMAMON! GOTTA SPAM EM ALL!

Did you like my song?

No.

?

OMG, Yeah! Why wouldn't I?

?

True of False? : The answer to this question is false.

Uhhh....Yes?

What happens if Pinnochio says "My nose will grow now"?

Then his leg will grow. Simple as that.

[Insert witty question here]

(Insert witty answer here)

讓我猜猜。你翻譯嗎？

Yes.

ORLY!?

YA RLY.

NO WAI?

YA WAI

Summon Inglip

Wat?

Spongebob: Did you see the look on that guy's face?
Patrick: Yeah. Did you see his ears turn inside out?

Nope.

Do you want pie?

Oh boy! What flavor?!

Blueberry. (I'm no fun. )

I just ordered a pizza as well as 46 others,
'Cause my fridge was out of milk,
So I talked about its mother.
And my friends are lining up,
Because they're waiting for their meal.
I just opened up my toilet seat to Sckeil O'Neil, (I know, horrible spelling.)
*slight pause*
I got mad so I punched my van, van!
I'm turning into a man, man!
Started my very own clan, clan!
*slight pause*
Chew gum an stick it on a tree, tree!
Just kidding that I can kill a bee, bee!
Going on a killing spree.
*gunshot*
I shot my knee.

What song is this from?

The song that its from .

What happens if Weegee stares at the moon, while Chuck Norris looks at Weegee at the same time.

This will happen.

THERE'S TWO CHUCK NORRISES?!??!!

THE UNIVERSE CAN ONLY HOLD ONE!!! *Universe explodes*

No, Since when does Chuck Norris kill people for FUN!?!?

Solve this math problem.

Mah Boi x Mama Luigi/Ganon + Chuck norris =

EDIT: WHY CANT I STOP GETTING NINJA'D!!!!?!?!???????! >:U

Ok. Just read the above...

Bob the Builder.

CAN WEE FICKS IT?!

OMG A NINJA! Err, I mean, no we can't.

?

OMGWTF

Insert question here

Uhh...Yes?

Is Mayonnaise an instrument?'

EDIT:....>:U WHY CAN'T I STOP GETTING NINJA'D??!

insert answer here

ERROR! QUESTION NOT FOUND!! ERROR!! *Explodes*

Conkeldurr.

No. I don't liek Starbucks. >:U (Awaits hate)

If I have 5 apples, and I take away two oranges, then how many peaches do I have left?

The answer to 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 divided by 0?

THIS QUESTION CONTAINSSNIATNOC NOITSEUQ SIHT

lolwut?

what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

It's ovar nine THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND!

What!? Nine thousand!? That can't be right!

I think its right.

[insert random question]?

[Insert funny answer]

WHAT THE FR4K IS UH RAOCOW

*Points up at the sky*

djkshjhgjfhgkfhjgkaskjhgka FGDJFKFKDJKFJhjhdefjhdjf?

Borq.

Wow. How big is it?

It's over 9000!!!

Have you ever read Not Always Right?

No.

Did you?

nope
derp

i herd you leik

U HERD RITE

What are your favorite and least favorite gen V english names?

I'm too lazy to memorize any of them, except for the starters' names.

RG9lcyBhbnlvbmUgZWxzZSBzcGVhayBCYXNlNjQ/ (Figure that one out )

No.

Will someone make Latias and Oshawott stop licking me?!?

No.

Why is Gold eating garbage?

why not?

what do you think of me?

I think ur a pretty cool guy. oyu has uh omgwtf zangoose avy and doestn afraid of anything

So, you're back, eh?!

Yes, I am.

RG9lcyBhbnlvbmUgdW5kZXJzdGFuZCB0aGlzLCBleGNlcHQgZm 9yIG1lPz8/

EDIT: Ninja'd.