He get the worst kind of anthrophobia (fear of humans)

The heavy is Akuma.

He gets back-stabbed by the French version of Zangief.

You are playing as a Sniper.

You get killed and can never be revived

Our lead snare is kicked out

The lead marimba player quits shortly after.

You are a free-runner.

Soon you break both your legs

You a friendless loser

You commit suicide.

Your teammates suck at (insert game here)

You get kicked by said teammates.

You are the world champion at shot put.

You lose to the worst ranked player.

Steve has a seizure.

And dies

I hate you

You make me more ill by reading that message.

You and every VR member get sucked into an alternate universe and pokemon are real.

But you have no Pokeballs and can't go on adventures.

Prof. Oak dies.

And soon all the Officer Jenny's do to

Life sucks

Life sucks you into the abyss.

You fall off of rainbow road.

Into hell

Your love of your life left you stranded

On a couples-only cruise ship.

You go base jumping.

And end up dying

You have a pretty but hard solo

The day you perfect it, the band director says you don't have to play it.

My sax drops into a river.

The fish learn how to play jazz music.

You have a flashlight.

It can only shine in your eyes.

You have to

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(translated as "Now I can't type at all.")

the world explodes


You go skiing

And break your leg
I hate you

;~;

Penguins go extinct.

And so you humans

You are sent to live with a gang leader

You are condemned to a life of crime.

Your ruler breaks.

And you're in the middle of a construction

You are destined to commit suicide

You get put in an insane asylum and you can't. (I am guessing you wanted to kill yourself.)

You got to go to church against our will.

You walk out because you're athesist and get struck my lightning

You are married to the meanest person in the world

She bullies you into suicide. Then she causes everyone in your neighborhood to commit it as well.

The new Pokemon games will be 3DS exclusive.

The pokemon nerd who don't have 3DS's riot

You learn how many possible moves there are in chess

Your brain explodes from the sheer size of the number.

Nothing works.

everything works


You go sky diving

Your parachute fails.

Earth is hit by a solid planet larger than Jupiter.

Everyone dies but you and slowly starve

You slowly die

Then you ar slowly brought back to life


You decide to start a farm

All your crops die

You have the flu

and you blow up
i have nothing

And you get arrested

You live alone in a box

*sets it on fire* WHAT BOX?

You are going to explode.

You actually implode.

You gain 1000000 herblore exp!

with rare candies

You find out your not human.

You're a demon who is going to live forever in hell

You confess your love to someone who doesn't love you back

She whacks me with a hammer.

You stuck in a room with spikes.

you also have lava under you

You're in a car accident

You're in with your family, and everyone in your family dies besides you, and you severely damaged your dominant hand.

Everyone wakes up on December 21, 2012, not sure of what is going to happen(And no, I don't believe in that BS. I just thought it would be interesting.)

Mass hysteria causes everyone to commit suicide

You're in love

You get to date your lover for five days, until he/she dumps you in front of the whole school.

Error

You have an error

Whoops, I would edit it, but it's kinda too late now. Sorry. Anyways,

The error turns into a virus, which goes into your body, and gives you several diseases.

You just won the lottery, but somehow you only get $1.

You spend that dollar on another lottery ticket and lose

You need cash

You find out your boss robbed your house, but also fires you.

All the computers in your school get hacked, and you get accused of doing it, even though you weren't even on school that day.

In a crazy fit, you hack all the computers in another school.

Simon of the Yogscast goes homocidally insane.

He kills Lewis and Hannah in the process.

After just having the best day ever, you wash up, get your PJ's on, and enter your bed.

You wake up later in the night and see Shauntal sleeping at the end of your bed.
And everything is broken

Ben invites you over to dinner.

You can't make it, so he burns your house down.

You're in the middle of playing Mario Kart, and you're told you have to do chores.

You murder your parents and go to juvie

You're in juvie

You go crazy from having no one else in your cell.

You're eating ice cream, but you don't really like the flavor.

You throw it on the ground and have no more ice cream

You fail Road and range

You throw knives at your best freinds.

Pokemon is real.

The world ends

You come home and you see me snuggled in your bed.

...Um. I don't know...wut.

Victory Road shuts down.

You explode.

I make a DW sprite of you (which I am)

The sprite spontaneously combusts, leaving nothing except claws, tail, and head-scythe, framing a smoldering pile of ashes. (Thanks you samurai otter you)

Darkrai accidentally gives you nightmares.

They have naked women

You wake up in Shauntal's room

She bakahammers me for somehow being there and sends me flying with several Psychic moves, thus ruining any chances of ever getting a date ;__;


You win and become the Pokemon Master.

I then explode.

Caitlin hugs you.

I am smothered in hair.

Silver challenges you for a battle.

I only have a cake.

Grimsley mistakes you for a cat and pets you.

I decide not to warn him about the impending hurricane

Silver steals your PokeGear.

He is Arceus.

Marshal eats you.

(I'm God ^^)

Marshal recently took laxatives.

Lt. Surge is in your house; your family is gone out.

He has a bomb.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGPjp...eature=related Alder wants Swanson TV dinner

I killed Swanson.

Spinarak caught you.

It drinks my blood.

You go to Hyru-Mart

I end up strangled by the cashier.

Your Samurott is mean-looking.

It stabs me.

I eat a mushroom.

You grow huge, but Goombas...nevermind what the Goombas do. It's bad.

Chuck Norris gets beat by Megatron.

I eat Megatron

Megatron explodes

The explosion detonates the Earth.

You and one other person survive.

It's Kony *shot*

I drop my icecream

Kony offers you another icecreamcone *shot repeatedly*

I'm having too much fun in this thread.

You explode

I get 1,000,000,000 dollars

The IRS trolls you and takes 3/4ths of it.

Ash explodes.

Everyone parties until they explode.

Cress made you tea

I slap it away, go ask Shikimi out, get shot down

Pryce has a heart attack.

He got it from Diabetes.
Everyone on the earth hates you.

And Mars

You're moving

You're moving via plane, AND THE PLANE CRASHES AND FALLS TO THE GROUND!!!!!!1 >: D
You're starting a new life.

With people you don't know
Your father died when you were young

You're sent to a poor country and die of starvation. D:
You get a disease that will likely kill you.

You die a slow horriblle death
You're hopelessly confused

Little do you know that you are about to be attacked by a terrorist group.

You just died.

And went to hell
You lose russian roulette

the people around you forced you to play it.

You are being horribly bullied at school

You comitt suicide
You comitt suicide

You and your bullies both gi to hell.
You're a bully.

You bully a kid into. Comitting suicide

You just learn my life story

I'm reading a book that has a kid that lost his parents in a car crash. :I
Your crush gets you to do something that embarasses you in front of your own school.

You dump her, she becomes a murderer and kills you.

Dr. Hax comes to your house.

He's your ex-girlfriend.

You solve a Scooby-doo crime.