Yes, but you wouldn't get to shove them down Ronald's throat because you'd succumb to their deliciousness and eat them all then die from clogged arteries.

I wish nataliaak's human creator would realise it was banned and turn off the bot to stop it from attempting to make threads.

Not granted. I would never eat fast food. Ever. >:U

I wish I had a $20 iTunes gift card.

Granted, but it's expired.

I wish I didn't get so much homework.

Granted. You don't get so much homework.

...You get too much homework.

I wish this wish won't get corrupted.

granted but then your post is deleated
I wish i could wish for a uncorrupted wish for a wish.

Granted, but your second wish is corrupted, therefor ending the cycle.

I wish for LOTSA SPAGHETTI.

Granted, but you get Weegee as well.

I wish TV wasn't so bad nowadays.

Granted, but now every other piece of entertainment now is horrible.

I wish that...ah, who cares, it's gonna get corrupted anyways.

You were going to wish for a million bucks and I was going to grant it, uncorrupted. But you can't get it because you didn't wish for it. o3o

I wish my next wish is uncorruptable and copyrighted.

Granted, but you aren't allowed to wish for it.

I wish I knew when my wishes would be corrupted.

Wut? Sorry, I was mind golfing.

I wish mind golfing wasn't so easy. I've got 47 hole-in-ones now.

Granted. Now it is so incredibly difficult, your brain explodes.

I wish my homework wasn't so confusing.

Granted, but now it's incredibly confusing to think.

I wish LucarioMario would actually grant my wishes without corrupting or ignoring them.

Granted. Lucario now grants them, and then BURNS THEM!!

I wish I would get noticed more because of my avatar.

Granted, but now you have to change your avatar every day to remain noticed.

I wish that my wishes had some sort of meaning.

Granted. The meaning is in a book, out in the deepest desert of Egypt, in a pyramid that is filled with traps, and the meaning isn't clear unless you read EVERY word in that book, even the credits, and the place/date it was printed and the advertisements in the back AND the order coupons for the next book.

I wish I could make a book like that.

Granted. but after you publish it your brain explodes from too much thinking.

Granted, but you didn't wish anything so nothing happens.
I wish I was a Power Ranger.

Granted, but you are killed on your first mission by [insert bad guy here]
i will not wish for anything

Granted, you...get something...?

DAUGH I WISH I DIDN'T DO THAT.

YOU DUMME-I mean not granted because you were a dummeh. :U

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quadcentruo Granted. Lucario now grants them, and then BURNS THEM!! I wish I would get noticed more because of my avatar.

Not granted due to that taking up too much bytes.

I wish people would find my avatar funny... or at least tell me.

granted because it is funny, but then pheonix wright is discontinued and it becomes naturally impossible to poop.
I wish I could find a good avy.

Granted, but everyone else instantly gets better avatars so yours looks like crap by comparison.

I wish I could make awesome videos for youtube.

Granted, but trolls come and force you to quit

I wish I could think up another page for my report...

Granted but it's all about how Lucario is awsome so you get an F because your teacher doesn't see Lucario's epicness. Then he/she gets owned by an Aura Sphere.

I wish rap wasn't invented and all rappers get owned by Lucario.

Granted, but now all other forms of music start to suck.

I wish I was Mega Man right now.

Granted but Lucario owns you for not being a Pokemon Trainer anymore.

I wish I could acutally fight in Brawl as Lucario.

Granted, but you are stuck in a video game forever.

I wish I can drive a car and smuggle pokemon plushes from states to my house.

granted but then you wipe out and an 18 wheeler filled with cinderblocks runs over your puny normal car.
I wish the world wasn't so violent

Granted, but there are no weapons to defend ourselves against alien invasions and the human race is wiped out in 2012.

I wish I have time to read all the manga books.

Granted but you don't have the time to drink water when you're thirsty, so you die.

I wish Latias wasn't an Uber. >:U

Granted, but now Lucario is banned from all battles including Ubers.

I wish I had a good pair of head phones for my PSP.

Granted, but now your PSP doesn't work.

I wish for something good.

Granted, but it is immediately broken by crazy man with chainsaw.

I wish my PSP's memory stick was larger than 512MB.

Granted but I accidentally made it larger than the humpback whale.

I wish the Quick Claw wasn't a Luck/Hax item. *Reads new battle rules in GL forum* EDIT: I wish tiers weren't invented. *Rereads battle rules* EDIT EDIT: I wish the Quick Claw wasn't a Luck/Hax item.

Granted, but all Pokémon slower than 100 are ban, making Quick Claw virtually useless.

I wish I had more good video games. And Black Ops doesn't count as good.

granted. but now all other video games suck. and you get bored of your good games. then you get interested in programming. the day before you get your masters degree you are crushed by a 16 wheeler carrying video games.


i will still not wish for anything.

It all happens. All of the wish corruptions also occur, which causes multiple tears in time-space, ending in a catastrophic end of sheer existence. Nothing exists. No matter, no life, no spiritual energy, nothing. You've brought about the end of all that is, all that ever was, and all that ever would have been. Congrats!

I wish I had a five-hundred petabyte internal memory system. :l

Granted. but you are later sucked into a dimentional whirlpool and consumed by quantum zombies. (cookie for anyone who gets that)
i wish for a 360.

You get one of the original first-gen 360s, which is red-ring'd the second you pull it out of the box.

lewl

I wish that Blizzard gets off it's fat corporate ass and makes the expansion for Starcraft II.

Granted but it epicly fails.

I wish I have a 3DS and a copy of Pokemon White.

Granted, but both are region locked... and corrupted if hacked.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

granted but you then do so much you die of exaustion
I wish that i had a mudkip

Granted, but it'd use Muddy Water on you so you drowned.

I wish I had enough money to go to Canada for a month.

Granted but I accedentally teleport you to Soviet Russia instead.

I wish this statement isn't confusing: "In Soviet Russia, the wish grants you."

Granted, but in Soviet Russia, wish corrupt you!

I wish they were more "In Soviet Russia..." jokes.

Granted but someone said, "In Soviet Russia, the Magikarp pwns Lucario!". Then I raged and blew up the planet.

I wish Unown was somewhat useful.

Granted, but now all the legendaries are weaker than Unown used to be.

I wish Nintendo would be more competitive battling-friendly to Grass types.

granted, all pokemon that are weak against grass types gained more fire-, ice-, poison-, flying-, and bug-type moves that had at least 80 power.
i wish that this wish did not harm me, anyone else, or any inanimate object in any way, shape, or form.

granted, but he then steals your money, wine, clothes and monicle and top hat so your just a bare TSUTAAJA.

i wish i was 18.

Granted, but you are banned for double posting and ninjaing me while you were at it.

I wish I knew who kept corrupting these wishes.

Granted, but he corrupts time.

I wish my friends would come over now

Granted but I had my Yoshi minion eat you all.

I wish the next SSB game has a character editor.

Granted, but it is a place where you have to design, edit, program, and make the motions from scratch.

I wish that there were 30 hours in a day (don't ask why).

Granted but there's now 30 hours a night as well.

I wish I haz cheezburger.

Granted, but a lolcat stealz it b4 u can eat it.

I wish I will never have to type like that again.

Nu, lolcat want u typing leik dat.

I wish every1 typez leik teh lolcat.

Not granted because everyone on the internet would get banned.

I wish Pokémon B/W was out in America right now.

Granted. It's released in South America.

I wish I had the game ThruSpace right now.

Granted, but it breaks just as you start to play it.

I wish my life was like the movie "Fight Club".

Granted but instead it's like "Brawl Club", then you get owned by every character that was ever in a SSB game (Including trophies, bosses, Pokemon/Assist Tropies, etc.).

I wish I had an iTunes gift card right now. >.<

granted but its only worth a penny

i wish the next person to post wont corrupt my wish



.......wait.........what wish...............

Granted. You didn't wish for anything else, though.

I wish any wish involving Lucario that I wish for in the future won't be corrupted.

Granted. The wish is uncorruptable, but you lose the game in the process every time you think of Lucario.

I wish I had T1 internet.

Granted, but then you lose power to your house.

I wish so many people didn't play Black Ops.

granted all the people that play black ops die nearly wiping out human population
I wish nintendo wasn't hated by so many people

Granted. Now Sony and Microsoft finally cease to exist. (No one said you couldn't corrupt a wish so it's good. :3)

I wish I had a TV for my bedroom so I can play Wii in there. And also a bigger room.

granted but the whole world doubles in size except for your room making it it's origonal size.
I wish it was pi day
btw microsft ceasing to exist is bad. they make the worls only good computers.

Granted, but then Microsoft comes back but ditches the video game industry.

I wish Pokemon were real.

Granted, but Lucario seems to be missing.

I wish I never not had any money on me at all times.

Granted, but you are robbed interminably, although all the robbers seem to forget 1 cent.

I wish for a graham cracker.

Granted, it is covered in mold.

I wish for pi.

Granted, but you now how have to memorize all of it.

I wish for another graham cracker.

Granted but you get Falcon Pawnched by Jigglypuff soon afterward.

I wish I had new earphones. My old ones broke. >.<

Granted, but they break.

I wish that the 3DS came out.

Granted, but that breaks.

I wish everything stopped breaking.

Granted, everything that broke now ceases to exist.

I wish I had food.

Granted, now dictionaries cease to exist (oh no! The spammers!).

I wish I could review all recent games.

Granted but the only games you can review are CoD games.

I wish I could at least make one good game on Scratch.

granted, but you forget that Scratch exists.
i wish that i can think of what to wish for.

Granted, but you cannot wish for it since you used this one up to think of a wish.

I wish people would click on my adopts.

Granted, but your adopts are deleted.

I wish I had something to do.

granted, you are now in a bed
I wish it was possible to go a day without saying that's what she said.

Granted, you are now so mature, you are super sophisticated and nobody wants to talk to you.

I wish I knew how I spelled "sophisticated" right on the first try.

Granted but then you forget how to spell the term "a".

I wish a pencil sharpener wasn't so sketchy.

Granted, But you can't wish for wishes as there is absolutely nothing that could let you wish.

I wish that someone will corrupt this wish or say it isn't corrupted, or say they won't do anything to corrupt it, or get angry, or say nothing, or go crazy, or say *explodes/implodes*, or anything of the sort, or say a bunch of *enter thing here* kills you, and will-WOW! This wish is getting pretty odd.

Granted, but *explodes/implodes*

I wish you'd watch yugioh abridged.

Granted but I'm not much of a Yu-Gi-Oh! fan, and I don't watch TV much. So really it isn't granted.

Someone give me $340 so I can buy Pokemon Black and a 3DS plz.

Granted but the 3ds comes to life like in that thing for it in E3 and eats you.

I wish for Jolteon to make friends with Zekrom and plan world domination and/or for someone to corrupt this wish.

Granted but they find out Kirby's already ruling the universe.

I wish I didn't forget what I was going to wish for.

Granted. You now remember your wish. Now you're out of wishes.

I wish they can get Cardgamesftw back up soon.

Granted, but now they refuse to make anything.

I wish I didn't have to do a Think Piece for homework. I don't want to think! X_X

Granted but philosophers never existed, and thus we are all cavemen.

I wish I could multitask well.

Granted, but you are unable to single-task (that's totally a word) even the simplest tasks.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LucarioMario Granted but I'm not much of a Yu-Gi-Oh! fan, and I don't watch TV much. So really it isn't granted.

Granted but I'm busy trying to get a trophy in the Arcade and I'm playing PR3 right now, so you'll have to ask someone else. :U

I wish Super Smash Flash 2 was finished.

Granted, but because it was rushed, it has craptastic graphics, bugs out the wazoo, and it's only an hour long.

I wish Spin Rotom would get Gale and an ability that isn't utterly redundant.

Granted but there's no such thing as Spin Rotom. Just Fan Rotom.

I wish I could say "Cool hwip" correctly. X(