*turns off light to attract Zubat*

*turns on light to scare away said Zubat*

turns off light and set a Google bomb

Turns on light to eat google bomb

*turns off light to sue Jared for stealing my "eats weapon" gag*

* turns on light to find that the cake is a lie*
:'(

*Turns off light to go to sleep*

*Turns on light to wake lux up.*

*turns off light to tell ghost stories*

*Turns on light to scare ghosts*

*Turns off light to hide cheese in closet*

*turns on light to find the cheese and hide it under the fridge*

*turns off light to sneak to the fridge...*

*Turns on light to read plans for world domination*

*turns off light to hide bodies*

*Turns on light to check wound from when his foot was run over*
(Seriously. That actually happened today. Luckily that was the heel and nothing's broken.)

*Turns off light to put maggots and leeches on the wound*

*turns on lights to find the med kit*

*Turns off light to take maggots and leeches off.*

*turns on light to discover absense of maggots and leeches*

*turns off lights to put said maggots/leeches down everyone's pants*

*turns on light to stuff them down yoshi's throat"


U r disgusting >.<

*turn lights off cause i dont want to see that*

Turns on light to see pikachu

Turns off light so said Pikachu can go perform its business on someones shoe without anyone noticing.

*turns light on to see... Oh GOD!

*Turns off light so nobody has to endure the sight of Oh GOD*

*turns on light to laugh*

*turns off light to get someone else to turn it on*

*turns on light to repeatedly strike a high-hat while death-metal screaming the lyrics to I'm A Little Teapot, calling it music*

*turns off light to jump out the window*

*turns on light to watch LA forget that the room was on the 28th story*

*turns off light to sleep until 9:00PM*

*turns on light to wake you up at 9:01 PM*

*turns off light to see the dark*

*Turns on light to see the light*

*turns off light just to say "uh, who put the lights out?"
I love ninja turtles. =3

Turns light on to land on all fours after jumping out the window

*turns off light to play Super Smash Bros. Melee*

(Fanboy much?)

*turns on light to eat a Great White record*

*turns off light to see if anyone will hit the wall.

*turns on light for the sake of wasting energy*

Turns off the light to jump on a trampoline

*turns off light to make a YTPMV featuring sounds from AVGN and Nostalgia Critic*

*Turns on light so I can find the box

*Turns off light so you can trip over box*

*turns on light so I can turn off light*

*Turns off light because Emperorempoleon didn't.

*Turns on light to see GHOST LIGHT. OMG RUN.

*Turns off light to make ghosty go bye bye*

*turns on light to point out that ghosts FEAR light, not INHABIT it*

*turns off light to yell at it*

*turns on light to commit Ultima for yelling at a LIGHT*