Granted you go as Barney

I wish for a job were I can get paid and not do anything

It doesn't matter. The job is to test new guns, and your head is pierced by one of the bullets. All the cash is buried with you, so you buy a muscle car in limbo. You crash it into a drunk guy and forced into nonexistence. Your body in your tomb deteriorates as a result.

I wish I could make a more gruesome description of your passing.

You do so but you become banned in the process for being to disgusting.

I wish I had a dollar.

Granted but it's covered in poison and you forget to wash your hands after you touch the dollar and eat cheetos which ed up get poisoned and you lick your fingers to get the cheese off.

I wish for a pet yoshi

Some guy asks to trade it for his segway. He then forgets the trade even happened, and this occurred at work the next morning. [youtube:2v1lymhn]MTYWLASlzeA[/youtube:2v1lymhn]

I wish I could make three wishes the next post.

Granted but you get in trouble

I wish people would stop hacking to close someone elses youtube account

But Fred was just going to hack himself to close himself...

I wish I had chosen a different Yoshi-related vid for the last post.

You do, but it's a video of a bunch of 'accidental' Yoshi murders from the one secret path in Super Mario World.

I wish I had an Xbox 360 that works, is not a bomb, will not kill/injure me, or do anything other than be a normal Xbox 360.

Granted you play it so much you ignore everything around you

I wish I could fly

You... are attacked by a gru... or something.

I wish I thought of a better response.

I gave you a crappy response.
I wish for a

nope

I wish that my history teacher would stop making run-on sentences in his handouts.

Granted, your handouts are now in Engrish.

I wish for a tinfoil shield, to protect our nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts. (Yeah, yeah, I know, but its the first thing I thought of, and its fun to watch them blow stuff up with microwaves...)

You got roasted chestnuts on an open fire.

I wish Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire wasn't a boring song.

Granted but when you take the chestnuts out the are still on fire and you freak out and set your house on fire and you can't escape in time.

I wish wish male gardeviors didn't have breasts

Wish granted by Jirachi. Jirachi says that they are Gallades, not Gardevoirs.
I wish Pokemon were real.

A Luxray killed you.
I wish I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS.

Granted by they get infected and you have to cut them off

I wish for a car that runs on water

It doesn't run on land.

I wish more people heard the dumpy song that my friend wrote (I posted it in the Funny/Interesting Things forum)

Granted, they heard it and hated its guts.

I wish I had a Cold Ones Dry.

Granted but it's warm

I wish for an adamant murkrow with sky attack

You are transported to the H*R universe, and Strong Bad offers you one. It gets you so drunk, that you didn't notice when he stole your wallet.

I wish people saw the original composition I posted on the MPC board.

Lulz, two replies to my wish.

Magmaster, granted but Sky Attack is modified and made a recoil move in Gen 5, and the recoil is massive.

Emperoleon, granted but it broke our speakers so no one can hear it.

I wish for a Bull Honkey Sport.

Nobody knows what it is.

I wish people celebrated the fact that I just posted the Thousandth Thread.

Granted, but the Thousandth Thread was spam and you got banned.
I wish Nintendo made more money

They MAKE more money. They are arrested for counterfieting.
I wish Yoshi648 didn't punish me for binge-posting.

Your wish came true, he didn't punish you, you punished yourself.

I wish for a hot girlfriend

oh lol, forgot to make a wish...
you get a hot girlfriend but she is literally so hot she melts anything within the vicinity including you.
I wish for a shaymin salad.

Granted but it has smoke and gases in it because it didn't use seed flare before it died

I wish for a Ferrari

you get a red ponyta knicknamed ferrari
I wish for a pokeball

You got it but it dropped on your head and captured you
I wish that I can sleep

PHAIL

I wish the grammar on this site was better.

Da grahmur becums soe gud un dis ferumm becuz da dikshunary wuz rerittun.

I wish the dictionary was called a theasaurus and the theasaurus was called a dictionary.

It happens and you failed on a important test

I wish for a WINNER

The winner lost to a lv1 Bidoof

I wish that Yoshi can be called Yoshi648

yoshi is renamed but no one knew so he dissapeared from existence
i wish for a DSi !!!

You got a DSi, but you got arrested for no reasan
I wish for nothing

you get a whale
i want a torrterra lvl X card

It's taped together because someone ripped it, and someone wrote 'You Suck Torterra' on it.

I wish Luigi had another video game about himself.

It was about Tail's instead
I wish that I can steal a Pokemon

Wes beats the crap outta you.

I wish I got the T-Shirt and ball cap that came as a reserve order for the Metroid Prime Trilogy. (Shouldn't complain though, this metal box is snazzy.)

It squeezes so tight, you die.

I wish for anything other than what I already have.

You got a anooying step brother
I wish that I can jump off a cliff

The bottom of the cliff loops. Instead of whatever you were hoping for, you fall through a never ending hole. What's worse, it defies gravity, so you're continually falling through the same part of the hole, falling up and down.

I wish for Bub's Concession Stand's sign to get fixed.

No one know abouts it, so it got replaced with a preview of a movie
I wish for....I don't know

you got something you do know
i wish for a luxray plushie

It was a Shinx plushie
I wish I predict Ironman came here and spoked

He "spoked" a bicycle tire.

I wish for my face.

Your face was shown public and everyone laughed at it
I wish that I can get some pizza

It has anchovies on it.

I wish I had an endless supply of clones.

It has anchovies on it.

I wish I had an endless supply of clones.

It has anchovies on it.

I wish I had an endless supply of clones.

all your clones double posted and you got banned from all the forums in the world-wide internet.
I wish for a robot pikachu.

I came and took it instead
I wish I had a remote controller that comes with the Robotchu

oh yea you took it, then how'bout this!
You get a remote but I took it and used the robotchu to elctrocute you for all of eternity...muahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Moral: Don't take my robot pikachu.
I wish bowser never laughed at me in his evil way.

He stopped but when and eachlaf: laughed laughed at you again with that look

I wish for nothing again

you get nothing, yes nothing, you literally have nothing. No life, no home, no will to live, no way to live, yes nothing. You simply don't exist. I don't even know who I'm talking to now because whoever I'm talking to doesn't exist.
I wish to live in the mystery dungeon world.

You become a Bidoof.

(BTW, sorry for the triple-posting. I typed that with a crappy computer which made me post it 3 times. It wasn't part of the "clones" joke. Usually the firewall will filter it out and only post the first.)

I wish I didn't triple-post my last post.

ITS STILL THERE!

I wish for Pokemon HeartGold came out in English already

it did but they ran out of stock for 1 year. I wish for 200$

you get 2 $100 bills but a fearow swooped down and snatched them away.
I wish I had a Darkrai with a lightsaber.

You got your Darkrai with a Lightsaber, but you traded it for a Magikarp.

I wish I had a Shaymin to feed to my Floatzel.

Your Floatzel is allergic to shaymin.

I wish for a typholsion to watch Floatzel get sick from eating the shaymin.

The Typhlosion was disturbed by that site and destroyed you with Eruption in its insanity.

I wish for a costume to complete my Mario get-up for Halloween.

You get it but your Blaziken Burnt it.
I wish for a Better ds

But your new DS turned out to be your old one.

I wish for a good camera.

Granted but was a pirate and you end up in jail for it

I wish for something brown

This forum got 750 more people, but they all went to forums.modretro.com

I wish I wasn't depressed.

it becomes the 371st post instead
I wish Andrew Kramer was my best friend.

Jerry Seinfeld inadvertedly becomes a friend of a friend, and annoys the crap out of you.

I wish for a 6-pack of glass bottles of Coca-Cola.

But you get Pepsi. Dah Dah Dah!

I wish I was a Salamence!

Granted but pokemon hunter J tries to steal you and you get turned to stone and spend the rest of your life in a box.

I wish my friend didn't have football tomorrow

your wish came true; he didn't have football tommorrow because pokemon J Hunter kidnaps him and turn him to stone.
I wish for a caterpie.

Your caterpie needs 1,000,000,000,000 Experience Points to reach level 2.

I wish Turtwig would let me join the assistant mods group.

He gave you blue text and "mod" status but you can't really do anything. Sucks, bro.

I wish for more bags of Halloween candy than we actually bought. (We got 2 big bags of fun size, and another two small boxes for me.)

You got your wish but then a missingno eats your candy (O.o)

I wish i had a 3TrainerPoke glitch for Halloween

You are now luigi. Your all lonely and you can't make any more games. ( No one uses you an Brawl too)
I wish I was a pokemon trainer

you become a pokemon trainer but your pokemon rebel against you.
I wish the anime was much better and Ash was actually a pokemon master in the anime.

It got better, but they killed Ash by eating his body parts

I wish for 599 us dollas

But you got 599 yangs (Chinese money)

I wish for a new computer!

Granted, but it's just DOS. I wish sonic was real.

Sonic became real but didn't know where to go. Then finally he drowned in the Atlantic Ocean
I wish The made a 5th gen. pokemon game quickly. And the pokemon doesn't suck.

They made the 5th generation today! But the entire 5th generation is just an evolved form of Luvdisc.
I wish for an Alakazam to do my homework for me.

Alakazam has mental disorders and gets all the answers wrong.
I wish I knew what pages my posts were on.

They all go boom.

I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP SPAMMING THE GAMES BOARD!! (Hint hint)

People forgot the rules and gone to spamming in this topic
I wish Youtube wasn't dumb

Every channel but Fred was deleted.
I wish pimples didn't exist.

But Blackheads and Warts became much worse.

I wish Luigi was a girl.

PLOT TWIST! He secretly already was one. =w=

I wish I had a pink weavile to use in the tournament~!

It went into the mainstream but no one liked them.
I wish nintendo would make an mmorpg of Pokemon for all to play!!!!

Nintendo was thinking of that BUT they said it would be way too laggy

I wish i had a Pepsi right now

Is pep Pepsi? You get pep.

I wish I could understand this:



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You can, but it insults and curses at you and it wont stop.
I wish I had DJ Hero

Bowser flamed it.

I wish for a wish.

You cannot do that. It is not allowed.
( < I wish I could make a better Pacman than this.