Possibly.

Why am I so lonely...? ;~;

Because you like Grass Pokemon, when Fire is clearly better.

Why are you such a n00b?

Because I just am.

2?

Potato.

Why are all of Marik's henchman named Steve?

Wat?

Why does Eggman have health issues?

Because shut up.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Dearest Kurusu, I'm not pondering a thing. ^-^

...? Why is everyone staring at me?

Don't look now, but there's a midget super-cow floating over your head.

Mister President, you almost caused a nuclear war! What are you going to do next?

Uh, I don't know. I'm just the guy that plays video games all day while chowing down on Pop-Tarts.

Hello, and welcome to the world of Pokemon! I'm Professor Oak. Are you a boy or a girl?

Neither, I'm both.

DUDE DIDJA NOTICE THAT THE POKEMON'S NAMES IN B/W AREN'T IN ALL CAPS ANYMORE?

I NO RITE?

When quoting game text, does this mean we have to say stuff like, "Lucario USED AURA SPHERE! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!"

No, since technically the move's name isn't capitalized either, plus you don't do all caps for "it's super effective" or "used".

Why did they capitalize the Pokemon's name in the first place?

Maybe it has to do with something from R/B/Y?

Uhh... Why is Azurill's male/female ratio 25:75 when Marill and Azumarill's only 50:50? o.o

Because the guy who programmed Azurill is an idiot or pervert or something.

On a scale of one to Chuck Norris, how awesome is Hiun City?

Well, I'd have to say something between 1 and Chuck Norris.

WHY CAN'T I HAVE A SUN STONE TO EVOLVE MY CHURINE!? ;~;

Hello! I am Professor Birch.

What happens if I stay up all night typing on this computer and never going to sleep?

You turn into a robot.

Why's it over nine thousand?

'Cause it sounds better than "It's nine thousand two hundred and thirty-four!!!!!!!1!1111!!11one!"

Why isn't woman pronounced "whoa man"?

Because that would result in a lot of face slaps.

Why must I get sick NOW? >_<

Because nature has a sick (no pun intended) sense of humor.

*Screams* Ever heard of knocking?

Whats a knocking???

What would Zekrom and Jolteon do if they teamed up for world domination?

Same thing that happened when Bowser and Eggman tried to own Mario and Sonic by teaming up.

Will I be able to fly?

You'll be able to fly easily with these cardboard wings. Here, try 'em out!

What's the matter, kid? You never seen the Kill Your Family show before?

...no... KILL YOUR FAMILY. KILL YOUR FAMILY

Why'd I bump this thread?

I don't know. Because you felt like it? 030

Why am I procrastinating on my homework by typing this? (Yep. I'm doing math homework now. )

Because procrastination makes perfect.

What shall I do to relieve my boredom?

Go to bed

Someone is behind me...who?

Professor Farnsworth.

To be or not to be, that is the question, young padawon.

Ooh, lots of pressure. Uhh... Can I, well, skip this question? It's sort of confusing. 030

What's with all the Lickilickys? Dey maek mah hed dizzeh. <_>

BOW DOWN TO THE LICKILICKY
:lickilickylick:
NEW (LICKILICKY-CENTRIC) WORLD ORDER!!!

Why?! Why do I keep forgetting all my ossum questions?

Drowzee steals them while you're sleeping. That ninja. >.>

Why do I have to be a grammar nazi AND a slow typer? >.<

Because your DNA heils Hitler and goes at a slow pace.

Why does Canada get all the good shows?

i don't know



do you think that me and lucarioLOVER are the only greek in the victory road?

Yes.

What is the sexiest Pokémon species?

*slaps Mezase Master*

Why is there the word "king" in King Dedede when he's not really king of Dream Land?

'Cause he just does.

なぜ私は日本語を使用しています？

for no one understand what are you writing

do you like lucario?

i like lucario but my favourite pokemon is mew



i heard that u like mudkipz,right?

yes we love them!!!


are you a male or a female?

Male.

WAKE UP

SEE DIS



WAT DO?

Call Dr. Hax.

Now, the fate of the universe lies soley in your answer to this question. If you get this wrong, the Earth will turn into a black hole.

What is 59 divided by 0?

>:U YOU IDIOT! YOU DOOMED US ALL!!

Wut the fu-booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooobm

Imakuni?

Wat?

Can you think of another impossible question for me?

Maybe.

ERROR 404 QUESTION NOT FOUND?

413 ERROR REQUESTED ENTITY TOO LARGE.

Imakuni?

I'm cuter than Pikachu!

Is Victory Road your home page?

Yep.

Do you basically "live" on Victory Road?

(if you mean to be a lot of time here)yes


which is your favourite pokemon???

Kurusu Charmeleon.

So i herd u liek billeh mayz?

yeah


have you ever hacked?

Would a living, breathing, teddy bear count as a hack?

What would happen if Chuck Norris played a sport?

Chuck Norris would win 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9 to 0

Doesn't the Meta Knight at my signature get tired of flying?

Meta Knight never tires. He's like the Chuck Norris of Dreamland.

What's your opinion on no noinipo ruoy s'tahW

My opinion is si noinipo yM

If Meta Knight is the Chuck Norris of Dreamland, then why can't he beat a cute little blob? ( Which Meta Knight is, only he's blue)

Because Kirby is the Jackie Chan of Dream Land.

I had a good question, but this isn't /b/uizel. WHY!?

BECAUSE SHUT UP

Spit Up or Swallow?

You should use "or".

What would happen if Chuck Norris was swallowed by Kirby?

Then may god have mercy on us all....

Paper or plastic?

(Continuing from TM38's question...) Plastic. I don't want to kill trees.

Whats the most overused meme?

Mudkipz firin' their laz0rz while Weegee Rick Rolls you. Then Dr. Octagonapus says "WHAT THE FU-BOOOOOOM!" and then you lose the game.

WHY'D YOU SKIP MAH QUESTION!? >:U

'Cause I thought it was a reply to my post.

What would happen if Pinnochio said "My nose is gonna grow" I hope no one finds out I stole this XD

Then he'll be put in Super Smash Flash 2 in hopes of his nose KOing people by growing rapidly.

How does Cleod 9 make that game so awsome?

He's basically the Chuck Norris of flash games.

Why is it taking so long for Cleod 9 to finish SSF2?

This interesting quote I found in my 2010 Guinness Book of World Records Gaming Edition might probably be the case.

1. Say/create something funny
2. Use it at every possible opportunity, including when answering a question about how memes get overused
3. ...
4. Profit!

I'm 16 and what is this.

A piece of cake.

Is the cake yummy?

OH THANK GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SAY SPARTA

And no. It's got cherries in it. And I hate cherries!

Why do I have an irrational hatred of cherries?

Because I herd you liek mudkipz.

Who would win? Chuck Norris or his evil twin opposite?

Neither. The baby doll will pwn them all. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EcIiFTLLC4

How much awsomeness is contained inside the 3DS?

OVER 9000!!!! (Couldn't resist)

Who's more scary? Giygas when he gets to the super scary part, or Justin Bieber?

Giygas, because Justin Bieber isn't scary...

Can you name this popular Beatles song? XXXterday.

Err... I don't know. 030

Why? (Just had to ask this generic question.)

Because. (Just had to say a generic answer)

Are you bored?

I'm no board. >:U

What would happen if someone confused with ?

Then the King of the tribe would turn into Chuck Norris and beat you.

Are you uoy erA

Wat? ?taW

How do you flip like I just did with this answer?

I dunno.

So i herd you liek lucarioz and Marioz?

You didn't capitalize the term Lucario, and that's important because it's the most proper noun ever created by mankind. And thus, I shall have Ganon kill you.

Why have I ran out of ideas?

Because you can't think.

What time is it?

i don't know what time is in your country but here in greece it's 8:55 pm

do you like pizza?

Love it!

Are you a virgin?

is.

Did you go to lolwut camp?

Indeed I did! And there was like...5 Links...and stuff... o3o

WHY MUST I FAIL IN ALL ESSAYS I ATTEMPT!? T^T

Becuz u suk at inglish.

Can Geico save you 15 percent or more in car insurance? Does a former drill sergeant make a terrible therapist?

1. I think Lex Luthor would have answer for that . 2.It alllll depends!

Can you tell your Oshawott to stop licking me?

Kurusu: No, the best cure for therapeutic problems is someone shouting common sense into your face.
Zekrom: I don't mind it. ;3

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

No. Horseradish isn't an instrument either.

What's your favorite english Gen V name so far?

Tepig. :3 Snivy's great too!

Speaking of Generation V, Black or White?

Black. Reshy > Zek.

Still on the topic of Gen V, is Kamitsure the hottest gym leader or what? *shot*

Wat?

YOU'RE A NINJA, TOO!? >:U

OMZ! HOWD YOU KNOW?

Is Shadow the Hedgehog emo? :O

yus
iz u un pokEMOn

Obviously.

canz i be bad grammer?

yuz u iz haz
duz mi haz bd grmr n spllng

yush.

What happeneds if you divide by zero?

WHAT THE **** BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM
is that a good enough aswer?

No. I actually think I said that too a few pages back... or on another thread or something.

What the f**k is a wryyyyyyyyyy?

Something I don't know.

Why did I confuse this with the "Would you rather" thread?