Actually banned because you banning me because I know Latin and you don't is not legitimate

banned for arguing against a ban

Banned for Iinitiating the argument

Banned because your rank is Shaymin.

banned for bannning someone because of something that's integrated with the site

Banned because your post is Post #3805

Banned because your ban on eagles was pointless

Banned for having less than 3000 posts

Banned because I'm 2 Legit 2 Quit!

Banned for not having even 20 posts

Banned for improper use of bans

Banned because you caught my attention.

banned because attentions can't be caught.

Banned for because you banned someone who made me feel flattered

Banned because you felt flattered by Turtwig.

Banned for saying she's not allowed too feel flattered

Banned for standing up for me

Banned for assuming that I was

Banned for being a zombie

Banned for irrelevant post

Banned for banning someone with a irrelevant post ):3

banned for:
-bumping on an old thread
-reopening the scars of my past at the absolute worst possible time (for personal reasons). I didn't need to see that conversation again...

Banned because my ear itches.

Banned for posting porn.

OH WAIT

You're banned, because I cannot believe this thread still exists.

You are banned, because my 1970s alarm clock* is 45 seconds slower than network time.


*Pictures of said 1970s alarm clock will eventually appear in my photo album.