(I just noticed. Why does she always log off? O.o)

"Wait. Lightning. Did he... no. He granted my wish? Zeus... I am, normal?" *Tries to shoot fire, but fails.* "Oh my god. I AM NORMAL!!! YES! But wait, there is only one way to test my mortality." *Walks outside to view the empire state building* "There."

*wakes up* "Where, what, who. Where am I?" *walks around*

*Climbs up tall building*

*looks through trees and hears odd laser sounds* "What the hell?" *sees battle raging on*

*Reaches top of building and gulps* "Jason, are you sure you wanna do this?"

*finds gun on ground* *tries using lightning to stop them fighting* "It doesn't work. I'm normal. Oh great!" *shoots gun at bad people*

Voice inside my head: If you end it now, you will never get back.

"It shoots lasers!" *rapidly shoots* *falls back to main forces* "Who are you guys?"

"No, I am better than this." Are you? "SHUT UP!"

SOLDIER: "We are the Republic of this galaxy."
ME: "Wow I'm in another galaxy."
SOLDIER: "Hmmm... your not from here. Well you could be of great use to us."
ME: "No you guys have far more advanced technologies then us. You would help us."
SOLDIER: "Okay we're charging them now! CHARGE!" *runs out and dies*
ME: "Oh god!" *fires rapidly*

"Oh, what the heck" *Dives off*

SOLDIER: "What is that in your pocket?"
ME: "This is called a grenade. This is what it does." *throws grenade at enemies*
SOLDIER: "Wow. That was awesome."
ME: "What are these guns?"
SOLDIER: "TX-100 MKII."

*Still Plummeting, but now worried.* What will happen if I die?...

SOLDIER 2: "Sir we have the enemy on the run."
SOLDIER 1: "Perfect well done General."
ME: "Wait a General is reporting to you? Are you the commander?"
SOLDIER 1: "Indeed I am."
ME: "Nice to meet you. I'm a commander on Earth. Commander Brandon. Canadian Military."
SOLDIER 1: "I'm Phil. And this is Steve."
STEVE: "Hey." *shakes hand*

*As he is plummeting, all lights go out* (AKA: He is going to sleep. A very LONG sleep.)

*clutches chest* "I feel like something really bad has just happened. To a friend."
STEVE: "He might be the one you talk about who feel things far away."
PHIL: "I think your right. Let's bring you inside here. Someone wants to talk to you."
ME: "Okay then." *walks inside to giant room*

*He feels a huge impact, that shatters every bone in his body*

He opens his eyes to an all white room.

*looks around giant conference room* "So why am I here?"
PHIL: "We believe that you a the prophecy."
ME: "I'm the chosen one?"
STEVE: "Exactly. Now we need to put you through some tests. You might have strength you never thought you had."
ME: "Okay." *begins tests*

*I walk around the white endless room*

PHIL: "Okay. Grasp this cup. But using your mind."
ME: "Ummm... okay." *moves cup with mind* "Awesome."

*Bones are all fixed, but im still in the room* "This...This place... Its. Its not the underworld, where most people go, Good or Bad. Im in.. Olympus again. Am I dead? Alive? Just in Olympus as a dead guy?"
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Back in earth.

*Cops arrive to see a bloody body on the floor*

"Wow. This is just like Star Wars. All I need is a..." *looks at what person is holding* "Is that a lightsabre?"
PHIL: "Indeed it is."
ME: "Oh my god awesome!"

*Wonders around white room, and bumps into Zeus* "Whoa! Lord Zeus." *Bows down* "Am I dead?" Zeus: "You wished it. I slightly granted. You wished to be normal... I couldn't do that, for your father is a god. Crying right now by the way.. Anyways, you became a Demigod. Yes, you actually DO have your fire powers, and teleporting. Its just that everything was cut down. Even your mortality. Now, I can bring you back alive as a Mortal Demigod. Do you wish that?" Me: "Wow.. I.. Sure. Lets do it!" Zeus: "Wish Granted." *I am back in my bloody body, but it is slowly forming back from body parts flown all over the place* Cops: "Whoa! WHAT THE!? EVERYONE BACK!" *The civilians and cops hide behind rows of cars*

"So wait. I'm going to become a jedi?"
STEVE: "Yes you are. Your master is down the hall farewell Brandon."
ME: *walks down hall* *bows* "Greetings my master."
???: "Hello Brandon. I've heard much about you. I'm Oleba."
ME: "Hello Oleba. Will I become a jedi?"
OLEBA: "Possibly. Pass my first few tests." *activates tests*
ME: *complete's tests* "Done."

*I get up slowly* "I-I-I..I'm alive? Oh thanks the god, IM ALIVE!" Everyone else: "The gods? How is that boy still alive?" Me: "Relax everyone. it is ok." *News reporters arrive* Reporter: "Sir! What is your name?" Me: "Jason." Reporter: "You fell off the empire state building, and you are still alive! You look untouched! Do you know how this miracle came to be?" Me: *Lies* "No, not at all. I gotta go now, cyaa!" Reporter: "This breaking news has been: The Miracle Boy!"

"Wowza. I did good right?"
OLEBA: "Am... amazing. I've never done that that fast."
ME: "So do I get my lightsabre now?"
OLEBA: "Yes... indeed." *gives me lightsabre*

*Goes to hotel* "I should probably take a shower." *hits shower*

"Listen guys I have to go save my friends."
PHIL: "But you were meant to save this galaxy."
ME: "Okay. I will kill one sith then you have to bring me back. Well let's go find the sith." *enters ship*

*gets out and practices mark time and posse*

*arrives at medical station* "Hmmm... I sense a strong disturbance."
OLEBA: "Hmmm... I sense it too. Gather troops. We'll need 'em."
ME: "Yes master." *gathers troopers*

*holds a posse for a long time*

*ships arrive out of hyperspace* "Oh my..."
OLEBA: "A whole fleet. They've never launched and attack this big. It's probably commanded by a few sith."
ME: "We must destroy them." *explosion comes through the wall* "Quickly."

*falls over and laughs* "I wish Brandon was here."

*ducks as rubble flies around* "Quickly to the hanger bay. We have a ship there." *enemy soldiers enter* "Kill them!" *enemy ship enters hanger* "Oh boy."
OLEBA: "The sith have entered. This is their ship. Are you ready Brandon. This is your true test."
ME: "I'm ready." *sith exit ship* "Okay 2 on 2."

*looks at sky* "Where'd he go?"

*activates lightsabre* "Bring it." *sith attacks but I block* *I push sith back with force* *quickly move towards him to stab him* *stabs sith* "Goodbye."

*lays in bed*

*master gets pushed down* *sith is about to stab him* *I throw lightsabre to block it*
OLEBA: "Thanks." *stabs sith*
ME: "Okay. We did it. Now I have to get back to Earth."
OLEBA: "Well you did help destroy a master sith so I can help. Okay take this ship out of here."
ME: "Thanks master." *hugs* *gets in small ship and flies it off to Earth*

*Dozes off*

*lands near back of hotel* *runs in hotel* "Sydney? Sydney?"

*wakes up and realizes that in same clothes as band camp. changes*

*enters room* "Sydney? You here?"

*yells* "Yeah!"

"Oh hey! Listen I'm sorry about last night."

"What that I had band camp and past out at my computer?"

"No about the well you know... the making out part. Then you stopped. I'm sorry." *looks down*

"It wasn't your fault. I have an irration fear of..." *stops because feeling embarassed*

"What is it? You can tell me. Trust me." *sits down*

"Intimate relations...."

"What does that mean?" *looks in confusion*

"Sex." *turns red*

"Listen I wouldn't do it if you didn't want to. You just had to ask." *looks down*

"I should've told ya." *Awkward glance away*

"It's okay." *puts arm around her*

"Thanks." *uses him as a pillow*

*turns on radio* *radio plays this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRckTbjda14* "I like this song."

"This is a good song."

"Ya." *turns off radio* *lays down beside her*

*yawns* "I'm tired."

"Ya. Same here."

"I don't want to sleep yet though."

"Oh I see. What do you want to do? It's your decision." *looks around*

"I don't know. I never make discisions."

"Well what do you suggest then? I have an idea though." *takes off shirt* "Sorry it's hot in here."

"I know." *checks thermostat* "It's really hot."

"Well then." *sun begins to set* *feels great urge to kiss her*

*looks at sunset*

*puts arm around her* *strokes her hair*

"What are you doing?"

"Nothing." *takes hands away* *turns around* "Sorry."

"It's okay." *turns away awkwardly*

"Ummm... listen I'm not very good at decisions ether."

"Okay.... we'll make a descision together."

"Okay what do you have in mind?" *looks at her*

"Umm.. this is harder than I thought. What do you have in mind?" *thinks real quick* "Stratch that. T.V?"

(Night soory morning band camp)

"Sure, I guess so." *looks down* *turns on T.V.*

(sorry then power went out here)

"Ahh, home again. not dead. Woot!~"

*looks at Sydney's sleeping body* "Wowza."

*Sigh* "I just wish.. ah, it will never happen. And if they ARE together, fine by me, as long as we are still friends, and it doesn't create awkwardness. Well, im gonna try to find them." *Begins to pack clothing*

(Were not together bro only in the story) *takes a shower*

(Thats what i mean... kinda. Still Jelly though x|) *Gets money, keys, Phone* "Hmmm... anything else i should bring?"

*steps out of shower with robe around me* *quietly dresses*

"Hey maybe I should ask Brandon." *takes out phone*

*leaves to gun store* "I'd like to by a P43G-51X model." *buys gun* "Sweet."

*Calls Brandon*

*phone rings* "Hello. Jason."

"Heyy, Im coming to cali soon! I got my stuff back, and im not immortal anymore. Just a demigod. Anyways, Is there anything I should bring?"

EDIT: *Hopes that Sydney doesn't stab me, cuz ill die.*

"I don't know. Just bring money and stuff. Cause I ain't lending you money again."

"Haha, yeah. I know. So, do you guys have another bed? or do i have to get my own hotel..."

"No it's just one bed here. Sorry pal. I gotta go." *hangs up phone* *puts hands up*

"Sureee... He just had to go. Like he always does.." *Sigh* "Well, im on my way." *Drives to airport*

*keeps hands up* "Okay what do you want?"
GUY: "All your money. NOW!" *points gun at head*
ME: "Okay take it easy. Here." *begins to hand over money but slaps gun out of his hand* *quickly pull out my gun* "I suggest you turn yourself in." *walks to police station* *arrests mugger*

*Arrives at airport, and goes through security, makes sure I got everything, and waits to board my plane*

*paper shows "Famous Actor New Super Cop"* *looks at paper* "Great more attention."

*Gets on plane*

*fights more crime* *paper reads "Actor or Super Cop?"* "Oh great."

(Lol, you did that all in like, 5 minuites?) "Wow, nice plane" Attendant: "Drink?" Me: " Be- I mean, a 7-up please." *Gets 7-Up*

*new paper headline "Hero is Done!"* "Thank god. I'm done with all this crime fighting."

(I didn't know the papers came every 5 seconds! Lol jk. xD) *Drinks*

*sighs* *walks to airport awaiting Jason's arrival* *looks at watch* "Tisk tisk."