Banned because you used a past tense word (straightened) in a present tense sentence.

Banned because it's late

Banned because I'm a grammar freak.

Banned for correcting me

Banned due to the fact that this is fun. :L

Banned because I'm tired

Banned because Wake-Up-Slap can't be used through a computer.

Banned because your avy is overly awesome and epic.

Banned because I'm Shauntal and I have a giant pen.

Banned because I don't know anymore.

Baned because you are being so lazy

Banned because of love

Banned because your avatar is a video game character.

Banned for being...hmm...MaRcHiNg12stepish?

Edit: The ninjas came back for me.
Banned because you combined reshiram and kyruem.

Banned for getting ninja'd

Banned for standing in a pipe.

Banned for banning me.

Banned for banning him for banning you.

Banned for using 2 different participles for the word "ban"

Banned for using the word "ban" twice in a sentence.

Banned because I look nice today

Banned for posting irrelevant material in a thread.

Banned because I really don't care

Banned for not caring.

Banned for caring about me

Banned for not adding a period at the end of your statement.

Banned because it doesn't matter

Banned for being online at the time of this post.

Banned for being a Keldeo and a dewott at the same time.

Banned for Braviary spam.

Banned for advertisements in the signature.

Banned because you are located in Awesome people of VRIM in my mind

Banned due to possessions of weapons. In other words, your pen, which you could jab my eyes out with, and your book, which you could give me a concussion with.

>_<

Banned because I already stabbed your mom.

Banned for not having a Braviary in your siggy~ :3

Banned because I have my neck guard on your neck.

Banned because you have no color in you Avatar

Banned for not enough color in your avatar.

Banned for ranting about color

Banned for ranting about ranting about color

Banned for annoying me more than I currently am

:< sorry. Anyways,
Banned for having the word "band" in your siggy, hehe.
CwutIdidthar?

Banned for sticking up for me in chat

Banned for thinking this is a dating site.

Banned because we have had dating here, before.

Banned because I know this isn't a dating site

Edit: Ninja'd

Banned because you can only have one husband.

Banned because that was a stupid ban >.>

Banned because I am forever alone.

Banned because you're posting the same things in two threads. And for bringing yourself down.

Banned because it's true.

Banned because it's false

Banned because it is true.

Banned for repeating redundant information

Banned because my dragon will eat you if you ban me.

1 attached image

Banned because that's what this thread is all about

Banned for eating that bird.

Banned because I have not eaten anything bird-like

Banned for having a shiny.

Banned for being a hypocrite.

Banned for being a weirdo.

Banned for being a Cyndaquil rank wise.

Banned for being a dewott, and not a samurott. C'mon YER LIKE ASH'S PIKACHU. .-.

Banned because you don't know who I am. (also, I don't like unicorns)

Banned because you have moar posts than me. >:I

Banned cause your complaining about somebody having more posts than you.

Banned for not giving three of your adopts enough love.

Banned because the Banner made by hand in MS Paint is just WAY too cool.

Banned for being a poke god

Banned for not having me on "People I love" >:I

Banned because I'm not sure if I love you enough

Banned because I understand... or do I?! 0_o

Banned for understanding a female brain

Banned because you banned me.

Banned because that's a lie. Now I banned you TWO times! :0

Banned for having Arceus in your signature

Banned because you aren't a Pokefreak God.

banned for lack of vocaulary words you are useing over than banned in a short senctance wich can be read in 5 seconds

Banned for poor sentence structure, grammar, and spelling.

Banned for proper sentence structure, grammar, and spelling.

Banned for being sad as a status

Banned for having 30cm thick hips. O_o

Banned for supporting David (even though I adore him)

Banned because your avatar and mine have complementary colours, when put with each other.

Banned for listing awesome youtubers

Banned for indirectly complementing me (?).

Banned for trying to be a Maria (Mario)

Banned for mentioning anything other than Pokemon on a Pokemon forum.

Banned for being a Braviary when you are an eagle.

Banned because they're the same thing >.>

Banned because your a creeper.

Banned because you're a liar

Banned because you're irrelevant.

Banned for hanging in my Fridge. You don't belong in there, ya frikkin' frakkin' varmint. >:C

Banned for not putting a lock on your fridge.

Banned because no one I know puts a lock on their fridge.

Banned because you're a flower.

Banned because Cincinno's epic DW ability hasn't been released yet.

Banned because yours isn't either.

Banned for being a scarf.