Police track you down and arrest you.

You are shot in the shoulder.

And took an arrow to the knee.

You play Angry Birds.

They're real.

You're in hell.

And die endlessly.

SOPA passes.

The internet is shut down.

Anarchy strikes the country.

We enter World War III.

The Fed devalued the dollar.

America becomes worthless.

My avatar blows up.

SOPA uses it as their icon.

VictoryRoad becomes "SOPARoad"

Every user commits suicide.

^

And SOPA uses our bodies as zombie slaves.

SOPA becomes non-existent.

It is officially renamed PIPA, so it's still in effect.

I have no idea what to say.

Your mouth blows up.

I'm in school.

The school blows up, with you inside.

You make Cinnamon buns with frosting and delicious cinnamon-y filling.

The cinnamon drains all the water in your body, and you die of dehydration.

You're playing TF2, and ChoZo joins.

Your console blows up.

You anger your mother.

She kills you.

You play Terraria.

it doesn't work.

You're listening to awesome music.

It suddenly becomes so loud you get a concussion just from the shock waves.

You breathe.

...Fire, in a storage room full of oil drums. You burn alive screaming,
"AHHHH! OMG! AH- Okay. I'm too tired screaming now."

You take a wedding cake to the face.

It's not your wedding.

You buy a computer.

It's windows XP.

You're posting something on the "Make it worse" thread.

You attempt to make the previous post worse.

You are afraid of tomorrow because you spent all day chatting on VR when you should have been doing a stupid 2nd grade level worksheet for your choir class.

That day is fine. The day after, you're expelled.

This happens:

Your DS Blows up shortly afterwards.

You find a sound effect of Kangaroos chewing on power cables.

An explosion happens

A shark is found in the lake nearest you

It's chewing on power cables, causing a electrical shock, killing every fish in the ocean.


You are an Australian administrator for a forum. You get in an argument with another administrator and in order to get back at you, he changes the swear filters so if you try and say g** on the forums, it says 'Australian.'*

*True Story!

It applies to every swear word that everybody says, so everybody's language gets australian.'d up.

The death star explodes.

You were the pilot of the Death Star so you died.

You become a YT partner.

With Machinama.

You're bored, and have nothing to do.

You die of boredom.

You become a ninja.

You can't catch someone if they're on fire!

Orcs must die!

Their are no orcs to kill.

You eat a lemon.

You're in Terraria, and you just started out on Hardcore. You die instantly.

Youtube sues you.

And loses. You counter-sue and cause YT to go bankrupt and shut-down. People now hate you.

You find a wallet on the ground.

Now you know where he lives.

You see a 6 foot tall bunny rabbit.

He eats you.

You win VVVVVV.

^Did you watch Donnie Darko?

You have no clue what that is.

Tails the fox starts acting like his wild cousins and tries to eat Sonic.

Sonic dies and all his fanboys die with him.

I ate pie.

It was actually a bomb.

You steal every VR user's avatar and stuff them into your recycle bin on your computer.

You accidentally included your own avatar. Now your account has no avatar and people hate you.

You died in hell.

Go to the Nothing.

You go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $100.

You lost the game.

Diarrhea

O_______o

You karate chop your piano teacher's brand new piano by accident.

You break your hand.

Some moron impales you.

With a two-by-four.

You live in the medieval time period.

You die from starvation

You are rich and famous

You become friends with another rich fellow. Justin Bieber.

You standing in the middle of a highway. (Try to be original and not say "You get hit by a car")

You get hit by 12 cars.

Your house is trying to kill you.

Your parents are completely neglecting you.

You play on the Yogscast server.

It shuts down. Permanently.

You are in the middle of the desert with a months worth of food and water.

You run into a cactus and die of massive lacerations.

I run out of things to think of for this thread.

You are, for some reason, banned for killing a thread.

You kill the chat.

The chat kills you.

You can't of anything funny to say.

Comedians flood the area.

An area is flooded.

You die in the flood

You're walking down the street

But the road is made of lava. U die. :U

The Cookie Monster hacks your YouTube Account.

You become the Veggie Monster.

Cookies.

You bite the top off the sandwitch cookie, only taking half the filling in between, off.

Reuniclus marries ~Whimsicott~.

National Tv gets footage of the divorce

You are swimming in a river

Of liquid concrete. It hardens and you are stuck.

You go sky diving.

you forgot your parachute

You go surfing

Your surfboard becomes non-existent.

Your go in a room where it's impossible to get hurt.

there is a hole that leads into the ground and you became stuck for thousands of years
You stole the Wii U prototype from E3

You get arrested and put in jai

You climb a mountain

Without any supplies. You suffocate and die.

This:

Justin Beiber survived.

You put sticky notes all over your body.

You are a Pokemon. First off, chances are you have no opposeable thumbs to remove the sticky notes, and you are covered in fur. Removing a sticky object from your fur tugs your skin and hurts you. [/Specific]

You get hit by the door on your way out.

You get a massive concussion and are DOA.

You get pwned.

and then you get school'd

You go shopping at the mall

You get shoplifted.

You're eating spagetti.

You're near a black hoe and get spaghettified.

You forget to post something for people to make worse.

You forget to add people in the 3D cutscene where the legendary pokemon show up in B/W. (It's true- There are no people in that cutscene!)

People stop existing in the game.

You gain 1 exp.

Your pokemon was level 1

You catch Registeel and save your game successfully.

But then the game crashed and you have to start over from the very beginning

You eat some ice cream

You get the world's worst brain freeze, which kills you.

Earth ends in ice.

Except for you. You burn to death.

Transparency on a picture fails you.

Your picture was too large to fit on a screen, and the detail was only one pixel.

It's the Heavy's birthday.

The Medic forgets to get him a cake. Heavy rages and kills entire Red team.

You're on the Red team.

Then you are magically switched to Blue Team and killed by a former teammate

You are driving your car

You run into a train.

You're on the yellow team.

and then burnt into ashes by a Pyro

You are going down a river on a makeshift raft

You don't have a paddle.

Rare Akuma comes to kill you.

He fails. Magikarp kills you instead.

Megaman X and Zero are fighting.

Arceus help you, to bad he won't.

Your cousin kills one of your eggs on the Dragon Cave site.

You kill all his eggs AND his dragons. He kills your dragonadopters dragons.

Kyubey stares into you soul.

Kyubey steals your soul and stores it in his jewel.

You drink some soda

You drown in it.

You are sent to investigate a string of missing people in a mansion.

It turns out that the string of missing people is quite literally a "string" of people, and you've wasted 5 years of your life investigating what you thought to be something else.

You have to type in bold for the rest of your life.

.oot esrever ni epyt ot evah uoy woN

VBDS rises again.

We find out that VBDS is actually...Cat333Pokemon!

My brain explodes.

^

The janitor doesn't clean it up and it starts to smell after a few days.

Freeze Warp returns.

He immediately leaves.

SPAM DELETE

You don't understand what that is.

You have no begod nonsense about you.

I don't even know what begod means.

You join PBat's server.

You have no begod understanding of what that is.

You are forced to watch weirdo Japanese anime, without English subtitles.

I actually understand Japanese and will be hearing awful things.

You are dropped in North Africa.

You get some horrible rare disease.