Killer: A person who murders other people.

A: first letter of the alphabet

Alphabet: A combination of the greek letters Alpha and Beta.

Alpha: The best robot EVAR!

EVAR!: A common internet (sometimes thought of as childish) way of saying ever intended to add emphasis to "of all time", which can hardly be proven anyways.

Emphasis: What you put on the wrong syllable

Syllable: a unit of spoken language larger than a phoneme.

Phoneme:

I honestly have no clue what that means.

I: Am the walrus

Walrus: An animal with tusks based off the pokemopn Walrein and Dewgong.

pokemopn - Not quite a Pokémon, but not quite a mop.

Mop: A stick used with water and soap by a janitor.

Janitor-A person who was stupid enough to drop out of high school and now sweeps up vomit.

high school:
A place you are glad to be rid of...until life gets harder.

Life: A cereal, A game, a short lived TV show.

TV: That thing you sit at every night and watch re-runs of bewitched on.

Bewhitched- A horrible movie starring Will Farell and Nichole Kidman.

First, may I comment that you misspelled the word when it was in the last post.

Horrible: Magmaster12 and his spelling.

Magmaster12: The user on Victory Road that is failing Tenth Grade English.

User: A person who uses something for a purpose.

person: A word which is given to any human being.

Word: A group of letters put together.

A-The first letter of the alphabet

letter- the star of a very long and relatively unrewarding side-quest in Paper Mario.

Paper-Something to write on?(I know fail)

Fail; When one makes an incredible mistake to other people's amusement.

My computer has a dictionary

incredible |inˈkredəbəl|
adjective
1 impossible to believe : an almost incredible tale of triumph and tragedy.
2 difficult to believe; extraordinary : the noise from the crowd was incredible.
• informal amazingly good or beautiful : I was mesmerized: she looked so incredible.

Or: Used to link alternatives

Connect
1. To join or fasten together.
2. To associate or consider as related
3. To join to or by means of a communications circuit
4. To plug in (an electrical cord or device) to an outlet.

Associate: Joined or connected with an organization or business.

Joined; Becoming a member of a specific thing

Specific: Not vague

It's simple really :3. Post a silly/sarcastic/funny definition that relates to the word above somehow. For example:

1st user: Failure

2nd user: Playing a game of Twister while drunk during a Tornado Warning.

Here we go, :3

Happiness.

Happiness- The feeling after you feel accomplished after finally beating that game.

Angry

Awesome thread AF x3

Angry - Emotion expressed when your World of Warcraft account is suspended; in extreme cases followed by bang-your-keyboard-against-the-desk-itude.

Television.

PS: I lost.

Television- The amazing box of showing pokemon and stuff.

Doorknob

Doorknob - Shiny marvels of technology that, when turned, allow a rectangular chunk of the wall to open up, allowing access to another area of the building.

Internet.

Internet- The world wide thing of stalkers, haters, and trolls.

Pillow

Pillow - Weapons to be used during conflicts at late-night social gatherings.

Pickle.

Pickle- THE GREEN FOOD OF SOURNESS!
Tail

Tail - An appendage that humans (except those in costumes) do not have and which furries who cannot afford fursuits wish they had.

Bunny.

Bunny- White terror animal, that is hunted by rabbid foxes/Human
Post

post-shortened version of poast for toast
Bedrock

Bedrock- A rock that makes a great bed

Symaphectic

Sympathetic (SIM-pə-ˈthe-tik) ADJ. Playing in a bad symphony.


continuity

Continuity - An understatement for the amount of time I've been glued to the screen.

Diplomacy.

Diplomacy- Form of government in which the leader is a diplodocus and the vice-president is a millipede.

Understatement

Understatement - A statement that's underlined.

Quote

quote- (crap I don't know...um..) questioning what a person said

Freeze

Freeze-Multiple items without a price

Despite

Despite - not being affected by trolls

awesome

awasome- Very very epic to you

bendy

Bendy - straws and stuff

jiggle

Jiggle- What Jigglypuff is made of.

Glass

Glass - stuff that brakes

troll

Troll- Your mother on the internet.

Sock

Sock - What I have being wearing for days.

Pen.

Pen- Something that write in different prettyful colors

Remote

A remote control car and stuff

Viper

Viper- Vat you use on zee vindshield of your car.

marriage

Marriage- Two people go into their life

Pyro

Pyro- Fire PIE!

Back

Back: Behind

Mouse(as in the cream)

Mousse: Cream that is lacking chocolate. :9

Dunderhead

Dunderhead-Someone who suffers from brain cell-leeching dandruff.

Dihydrogen Oxide

Dihydrogen Oxide: Something I used to have nightmares about in the form of 100ft tidal waves.

Squall

Squall: A word never uttered or heard in the United Kingdom as far as I'm aware.

Ticket

Ticket- the sound certain birds make

Blanket

Blanket- The long rag linus carrys around in the peanuts

Preview

The view before the view of the thing that you may/may not see.

Soccer

Soccer-does not exist outside of the States

Heavy

your mom.





Zyzzyx

Zyzzyx- retarded cousin of the river Styx.

Block

Block - A 3D object seen far too often during a game of Minecraft

Qwerty

Qwerty: the name or your key board
Nerd

Nerd: 99% of Victory Road

Yahoo

Yahoo-not safe for work

Fleece

Fleece: Human clothes made out of sheep clothes

Cat

The owner of the site

Orange

Orange: the color of the Jersey Shore cast
Oval

(Lol at your definition)

Oval: The shape of your... Nvm.

Trophy

Trophy: a piece of metal that makes insecure, competive athletes feel confident

Rain

The clear water clouds exert

Ghost

Awkward spirits

Chip

Chip: a golf stroke that is so ridiculously easy you could probably do it with your putter
Freedom

The rights that i dont have :O

Radio

Radio: The unsurfable waves
Chivalry

Chivalry- Children using calavry

Dark

Dark: someone with a tan after marching season

Man

Man- The other version of female but different in many differnt ways

Mephiles(gimmi somthing funny)

Mephiles - the reason we're f***ed when the Sun swells up

Fish

Fish: the most boring pet ever

kite

Kite - the most boring recreational activity ever

Hallucinations

Hallucination: A image permanently impress in your brain that shows up at the worst time ever

audition

Audition - a chance to prove how much you suck

Error

Error: A mistake so huge it sounds like a mistake when you say it

band

Band: A union of out-of-tune instrument players who never realize how bad they are until they play by themselves. Antonym: Athletes

Needle

Needle: An instrument used by stoners to transmitt AIDS

clarinet

Clarinet: It plays music. Don't bother me with the mechanics. Ask the Internet. The Internet's a better resource than this s****y dictionary.

Raven