Granted, there are zombies everywhere now.

I wish school wasn't boring.

Granted, but now everything outside of school is boring.

I wish i had new earphones.

Granted. They explode when you are listening to stuff.

I wish I was rich.

Granted, but now everyone else is richer.

I wish for nothing.

granted but within your wish of nothingness that actually gives you something

I wish for a wild shiny pokabu

Granted, but your game is region locked.

I wish the chat wouldn't die every other 5 minutes while I'm there.

Granted, now the chat is eternally dead.

I wish people listened to me. XI

Granted, but then you become deaf.

I wish Epic Mickey was out already.

Granted, but then Epic Mickey has broken controls and you stuck in the first level.

I wish I don't have any homework.

Granted, but now classwork is 50 times harder.

I wish people would use proper grammar.

Granted, but now their spelling is messed up.

I wish people didn't make fun of other people.

Granted, now they kill other people.

I wish sprite making was easy.

Granted, now it's so easy everyone does it and it becomes pointless.

I wish for Oreos.

Granted, but they give you gas.

I wish that McDonalds and Nintendo would get rid of "Super Chick Sisters".

Granted, but now both companies are making Britney Spears products to children. (The horrors!)

I wish the movies that Jason Friedberg directed never exists.

Granted, but now movies cease to exist.

I wish I had something to do.

Granted. You are forced to destroy a brick wall using only your head.

I wish I had all 493 Pokémon. And no 5th Gen Pokémon.

Granted, but they're all hacked and corrupt your memory.

I wish for pie.

Granted, you got piexing
I wish for gum

However, said gum was laced with cocaine and razor blades.

I wish for a real, live Pokemon.

granted, it kills you with hyper beam
I wish for gum that will not destroy my mouth and organs

Granted, but it Rick Rolls you instead.
I wish Magikarps were real.

Granted, but now nothing else does.
I wish for...uh...I dunno. o-0

Suddenly, 1 million bloodhungry creatures, known there as the "Dunnos", from the undiscovered planet Xenesos appear in front of you and eat and destroy every human being alive.

I wish that my internet didn't have so many issues lately.

Granted, but now all the sites you go to are experiencing fatal difficulties.

I wish for a wish that would actually work.

Granted, but this thread closes.

I wish my Monozu would level up faster, so I can take on the Elite Four.

Granted but it levels up to Lv. 6734646y7445685 and kills every Pokemon instead of KOing them, and you get arrested for life.

I wish Nintendo was the only company making video games and that Sony and Microsoft works on other stuff that isn't... Err... I'm not very comfortable saying much swears/mild swears/etc. online, so I'm just going to say crud.

Granted, but now Nintendo makes crud.

I wish crud didn't exist.

granted now a new word replaces it
I wish for three more wishes

Granted but you get a magic genie that's so dumb he gives you rotten cheese no matter what you say.

I wish Microsoft didn't have the "So-and-so of Death" problem with everythng they make. (Blue Screen of Death, Red Ring of Death)

Granted, but now Nintendo DSes and Wii's have it.

I wish my cat could speak English.

Granted, but now you can't understand English.

I wish wasn't shrunk.

granted now it takes up 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000 pixels
I wish for a smarter genie

Granted but he hates you so he fires his lazor at you.

I wish Sony and Microsoft gave up in the video game industry, made their own TVs and computers, Micosoft solves the Blue Screen of Death, and that Nintendo and any of their affiliates are unaffected in any way.

Granted, but you can't afford their products.

I wish I had some tacos now.

Granted, but the tacos are filled with dynomite

I wish to be a lead admin next to cat (beat that).

Granted, but you are immediately demoted to bannation (You see what I did there?).

I wish people didn't talk trash in online games (such as Halo: Reach) when in reality, they flat-out suck.

Granted, now they talk trash in reality.


I wish my avatar was bigger (Man this is so easy to corrupt).

Granted, but now it becomes so big it crashes your computer.

I wish I this would stop happe- [404 ERROR: WISH NOT FOUND]

Gran-[9001 ERROR: THE SCOUTER SAYS OVAR NINE THOUSAND]

I wish Microsoft and Sony completely gave up in the video game industry, made their own stuff, Nintendo and their affiliates (EXEPT FORMER AFFILIATES) kept making epic games and consoles that are affordable and third parties actually make good Wii games. That and I also wish they'll make a Kirby Air Ride remake for the 3DS.

Granted, but nintendo is out of buisness



I wish for a wish a wish a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for:I remember back in my day when there weren't no VictoryBattles heeby-jeeby and things were all simples. We posted on a PHPBB forum, the site theme was wooden, and Lux and I spammed the game boards like there was no tomorrow. And you remember all dem Floatzel Adoptables whatchamacallits? I remember back when they weren't there, and then they were and I got the fifth one... Good times, yeppers. And then these three thousand come along and start raving and having fun and OOH MY HEART *faints*

not granted. I didn't feel like reading the whole wish+what i did read made no sense.
I wish the game didn't end.

Granted, but you lost the game.

I wish you couldn't really "lose" the game.

Granted, but you lost your copy of the game.

I wish school wasn't so boring.

granted your teachers turn into angry pokemon that are trying to kill you (they are all legendary/pseduo legandary)
I wish that happened at my school

Granted, but...wait a minute...

I wish for something.

Granted. You have wished for something that will stab you in the head with a sharp brick.

I wish I got more days off of school.

V *Ninja'd*

granted you got 1 more day off of school in july
I wish i could wish

Granted, but your wish must be that someone will come along and force you to commit seppuku. (If ya don't know what that is, look it up.)

I wish that I would stop getti-404 ERROR. WISH NOT FOUND.

granted you get- 505 a team of highly trained monkeys will be helping you soon
I wish stuff on this thread really happened

Granted but the world ends because it cannot contain the awsomeness of this wish:

I wish Lucario were real.

granted, but it is infected with pokerus which it gives to you and pokerus on humans kills them.


I WISH FOR A PONY!

Yes, but it's a rapidash who gives you 3rd degree burns.

I wish for a flareon pillow.

Granted, but PETP (People for th ethical treatment of Pokemon)figures out that the pillow is made of Flareon fur and is now out to get you.

I wish it didn't take me so long to make an avy and was forced to stick with this.

Granted but you rush through it and it looks horrible.

I wish I had a Yoshi that can eat anyone who ticks me off, doesn't harm me in any way, and knows karate.

granted but yoshi eats itself
i wish i had pie

Granted but a clown slams it in your face.

I wish you people wouldn't corrupt my wishes. Meanies.

granted they no longer grant your wishes
I wish i knew all the known didgets of pi!

Granted but you have to forget some things to know the digits so you forget how to breathe.

I wish I had 100 posts.

granted. POSTS (posinous omnymites seemingly talented) invade you forever because of 100

I wish that NismoZ was online

Granted, but now you're banned again.

I wish something interesting would happen. Something that didn't end up with me being mauled.

granted, you get slaughtered
I wish grass didn't get slaughtered

Granted, but you get slaughterd after that.
I wish fireballs were YUM!

Granted but everything else that's YUM is turned into fireballs.

I wish Peach is really Wario in disguise.

granted, but now mario is called tario and luigi is called parigi and bowser is called ******** and...and...and... and lucariomario is called treeko-lover


i wish i had rough skin

Granted, but everyone else has mold breaker.

I wish Agirudaa was Bug/Dark.

Granted but bugs are now weak to Fighting type moves.

I wish I wasn't a Treeko lover.

granted you are a sceptile lover
I wish i was a _________

Granted, but a _________ is pretty much the same as being a *******.

I ____ s* m@ny p~~~~ oX #y sen&te$ce wo%ld>'t g#t cen`so@ed.

Da&g i@!!!

Not granted, I don't know what you're saying at all.

I wish I weren't Sceptile lover, or a Treeko lover, or a Grovyle lover.

Granted, now you're a Geico lover.

I wish LucarioMario recognized that I said the following:

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrassPokemonFTW, with words clarified I wish so many parts of my sentence wouldn't get censored. Dang it!!!

Granted but everything else you say gets completely censored.

I wish my LA essay wasn't so suckish. ._.

Granted, but everything else you wrote and will write is suckish.

I wish I didn't have to do anything today.

Granted, because your dead.



I wish i was a sherpedo.

granted, you become a very sharp edo
I wish this wish wansn't corrupted

Granted, but it does anyway.

I wish I was staff.

Granted, once you become staff you become power hungry, everyone either hates or envys you, and you eventually become admin and delete all the forums on VR and then are tracked down and are banned(killed) by millions of Spamachus.

I wish I had some money right now.

Granted but he uses Spamabolt and OHKOs everyone on the chat.

I wish I got only clothes and a bunch of coal for Christmas. :3

Granted but you're forced to eat the clothes and coal.

I wish I wasn't so anti-social! -3-

Granted but everyone else is anti-social.

I wish I could change my last wish.

Granted, you don't get anything for Christmas.

I wish I had Friday off school, even if I do have tomorrow off.

Granted, you have it on some Friday in July.

I wish I had Aura powers.

granted but the only thing you can use your aura for is shutting down your brain so you can die
I wish for a girafarig

Granted but you are faced by every Elite Four member (Including Champions) from all the regions known and you're forced to try to beat them all with only that Girafarig.

I wish I could do every attack Lucario uses in Brawl.

Granted, but none of the moves work.

I wish I knew how to make a good video. X_X

Granted. You use Flipnote Studio to make videos, but then you get Munchlax'd.

I wish I weren't such a procrastinator with my Flipnotes.

Granted, but your Flipnote app gets corrupted.

I wish english subbed episodes of Best Wishes came out faster.

Granted, but they completely change the script to make it absolutely retarded.

I wish I wasn't so artistically impaired. X_X

Granted but you're impaired at playing video games.

I wish I had admin powers so I can ban Homer Simpson for being so stupid.

Granted, but you become insane with power and accidentaly ban yourself in a fit of rage.

I wish I wasn't so bored. -.-

Granted. You're going to be really busy being dead.

I wish that I had an uncorruptable wish.

Granted but it expired.

I wish I had a waffle.

Granted, but it's filled with leeches and maggots that sucks out all of your vital fluids.

I wish my sister wasn't so darned stubborn. Seriously. (but what're the odds of that happening?)

Granted, she gets replaced with my sister. (Which really isn't much of a change, exept my sister might be older. )

I wish I had a pancaik.

Granted, but pancaiks are pretty much the same as the waffles I just corrupted.

I wish my new sitster that I was granted wasn't so darned stubborn.

Granted, she gets replaced with Wario.

Food.

Granted. We got it from the underground vault.

I wish I was better at Flash Flash Revolution....

granted, but a new flash flash revolution is released and it is harder than you capabillities
I wish i had a pet chuck norris

Not granted. Chuck Norris is too epic for someone to tame.

I wish I had McDonald's french fries so I can shove 'em down Ronald's throat. >:3