The cake is to big it tips onto you and kills you

I wish I was a pokemon in the mystery dungion world

wish granted and you end up as magby


i wish Luigi had more games than Mario

Luigi has more games then mario and is now Nintendo's mascot

I wish I had Heart Gold right now

You get HeartGold, but it is actually a pirate game and it winds up deleting the data of any game that goes into your DS.

I wish I had some cookies.

You get your cookie but the chocolate chips are actually rat droppings


I wish hitler was never born

you get your wish but instead another dictator was born and he's taller than Hitler (not by much) and dies earlier



i wish i could summon pokemon

You sommon pokemon but those strict christians think it's work of the devil
so they kill you*

I wish people would stop thinking Im obsessed with Magmortar because Im not


*Concervative christians do beileve pokemon has to deal with the devil

Granted, they instead assume you are obsessed with Floatzel. Cat thinks you're copying him and bans you.

(I think the Christian anti-Pokémon hysteria ended ages ago when the Pope basically said "They're fine by me." Not sure how the U.S. introduction of Arceus will affect this.)

I wish I could get my team to sufficient levels to undertake the Arceus event soon.

Your team gets stronger and you kill the god arceus and kills all existance

I wish I for a five star trainer case in platinum

although I think Im better off hacking

granted but everything in your old case is gone


I wish Ash would have a birthday in the anime

Granted but Ash now relises that he is to old for this and it ends the series

I wish piplup would stay in its pokeball for the rest of the series

Granted but now Dawn walks around with bad hair



I wish for an Uber-Magikarp

You get an uber magikarp but it's so uber it destroys your game

I wish for all my stocks to be sucessfull

Wish granted but thieves now target you



I wish for a Shiny Magmortar

You get a shiny magmortar but I manage to steal yoyur game to get it

I wish I was the number one most subscribed person on youtube

Granted, but you are required by YouTube to place annoying ads in all your videos. Everyone blames you, and eventually someone hacks your account in anger and deletes it. The YouTube community celebrates your destruction.

I wish normal Pepsi also had zero calories.

Normal Pepsi now has no calories and the makers of coke zero sue pepsi and Pepsi sgoes bankrupt

I wish I could go on an adventure

granted but it gives you cancer


i wish for more sensible movies

Granted. Movies become extremely entertaining, fascinating, and intriguing. However, the Pokémon movies fail to keep up and their production is permanently ceased.

I wish I had more time on my hands.

wish granted but you now have so much time you die of boredom


i wish DragonBallZ had no yelling in it

Granted but now the show is very boring without the attenchen grabbing yelling

I wish teamfourstar had there accout back

Granted, but absolutely nobody notices it, including you, because it is returned under a completely different and irrelevant name.

I wish they would make another Donkey Kong game in the Country style.

granted but then it gets weird and it doesn't become the place it used to be thus we have no future AKA WE ALL DIE

I WISH for everyone to stop posting b4 me (it's been 4 friggin post dumb lag)

DENIED!



I wish that I was Solar Boy Django!

Granted, but after you reply one more time nobody responds period, thus ending this forum game.

I wish I could speak Spanish more fluently.

You speak Spanish better but now no one understands you in english

I wish for earthbound to be released for virtual console

Earthbound gets released, but all the game is a sprite of Ness walking around screen.

I wish people would use this as a forum for conversation instead of spamming the game threads every 3 seconds.

DENIED AGAIN



I wish that more people knew about earthbound

Granted but now a bunch of companies sue (it's the reason why the game wasn't released for VC)

I wish for my cancer I got from an adventure earlier to be cured

granted but then you get AIDS
i wish i had a pony

you get a donkey



i wish that Ganondorf was rickroll'd (again)

Ganondorf gets rickrolld again and gets so pissed he destroys the universe

I wish my Aids was cured

wish granted but now you have Luigi-itis.


i wish for CaptainFalcon-itis

You get falconitis and it kills you

I wish for a beard

you get a mustache


i wish i could do that --->

You do that but you get a game over (hey you're luigi)

I wish I was a mod

TRIPLE DENIED!


i wish I was more epic that chuck norris

You're so epic you make the universe implode

I wish my Luigi-itis was cured

wish granted but now you get the uncurable MAGMORTAR-ITIS!!!

dun dun duuuuuun


oh and i wish for a hotdog

The hot dog was cold.

I wish for a cola. And not a diet cola.

you get your cola but a random person walks up to you and thumps you on the head and says "should'a had a v8"


i wish for a microwave to heat up my cold hotdog

You get your microwave but you stand to close to it and the radition from the microwave gives you cancer and it's advanced

I wish I had a V8 instead of Magmoritus

You got 8 V's.

I wish for a soda again.

You got diet pepsi instead for a soda

I wish for Coke and Pepsi

You got the diet soda versions.

I wish for a subsandwich.

You get a Peunutbutter and Pickle Sandwitch (whitch man unlcle eats)

I wish for warm brownies

They were cold and stolen


I wish for someone to talk

There is a response, but it's only text.

I wish Weegee had moar games.

weegee got more games, but they were only in japan and they sucked.

I wish I was the first person in the world to get a copy of pokemon topaz (You know they'll make it within the next 30 years)

You get it but there is so many pokemon by then you waste the rest of your life catching them all

I wish the gym leaders in HGSS had different teams

You get your wish but the pokemon are at level 100.

I wish mario party 9 will be as good as mario party 6 and 7.

It comes out but it doesn't the sensor controls

I wish for Magmoritus

You get Electiyeti instead. (Electric + Ice type?!)

I wish for something green.

Granted you get green mold on all your food

I wish gen V would finally be revealed tomarrow

It is, but Satoshi Tajiri announces that it has been corrupted by a worker who spilled soda on a silicon chip. Therefore, you cannot move.

I wish for wish.

Your wish has been granted and now we are here

I wish for a nice Eevee

You got one so nasty, you made a duet with SMPFilms.

"I got this little Eevee about two months back..."

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart!

The dragons deciced to rickroll youXD

I wish for black and white

You got the Micheal Jackson song.

I wish I could eat Pac-Man.

you get pacman but when you eat him you swallow him whole and he eats you from the inside and you die.

i wish i had something to wish for

Granted you wish to get injured

I wish there was bo such thing as spammers

Everybody who makes lunchmeat just vanished into thin air.

I wish a piano would play me.

A robber broke you and you die.

I wish I had a shaymin salad.

You're arrested for abusing animals, in this case eating a Shaymin.

I wish for a wooden plank.

Pirates steal it. And you have to walk it.

I wish I never fried mtdhlite in the lightswitch thread.

Granted, but it didn't really happen.

I wish I had no homework.

You have no more homework, but to make up for it you have so much classwork that you now have to finish at home.

I wish I had shiny

Granted, but the shiny was actually me. And I don't want to be yours. *flies away*

I wish for a steel bar.

You get your steal bar, but your blaziken burns it.(Its super effective!) I wish was cool as Cat.

You are as cool as a feline.

I wish I I hsiw I.

You become as cool as Cat, unfortunally you lose your coolness because you coppied Cat

i wish to be in Kingdom hearts

Your in the game but the monster killed you.

I wish I had a real Riolu.

@Greenman: *gasp* YOU JUST FAILED!!!!!

@pokedude12: I posted something first. Work off of that.

You are killed by Satoshi Tajiri.

I wish I could eat myself.

You got dizzy upside down! you see our bodys were in wrong order!
I wish for SANDVICH

It makes Heavy strong. He kills you.
I wish I could be a ghost.

You become a ghost but the Ghost busters busted you.

I wish pikachu wasn't the main pokemon.

Bidoof is the main Pokemon.

I wish somebody would make a cover of 21st Century Schizoid Man by King Crimson using only drums and Bidoof samples.

RadRanger got to it, it sounds friggin' awful now.

I wish for a plastic bar.

Your Pastlic bar had a MAGGOT inside it
I wish for the big gay dance

You become Adam DeLarge and are forced to watch it while listening to Beethoven to break your mind.

I wish I had better software so that I could record my Mario Paint Compositions.

You got it and your trail expired and you gone like "WTF"
I wish for gum

You chew it while you sleep, blow a bubble, it pops, it splatters everywhere. Your mom runs in and faints because she thinks there's been an explosion, due to the noise and the stuff everywhere. When you wake up, you decapitate yourself trying to pull the gum out of your hair.

I wish I could never ramble on like that again.

You still did anyway =3.
I wish for a

You laughed to death.

I wish for a glass of water.

You forget that you're a special-needs person, and drown to death.

I wish I could have better software for recording music.

I broke it =3

I wish for nothing and I can't get anything =3

A bum burns all of your possesions in an oil drum, and you contract SCIDS, so now you can't move out of a glass box, meaning you can't get to new events. Plus everybody in your family died except for you, so you have a life expectancy of a week. In short, you have nothing and can't get anything.

I wish my dad stopped wanting me to listen to Van Halen.

Granted he makes you listen to horrible music

I wish for a donut

Granted your dad stops noticing you

I wish for blue pants

Earth was shrunken, and all the continents ceased to exist. You are left with the Earth, and to get the pants, you must drown trying to snip and sew Earth into a pants-like shape.

I wish I had a bottomless jar of pickles.

When you tried to reach for some, you fell in.

I wish for a

You got a instead.

I wish for shenanigans5.

You got hax6

I wish for a telephone call.

Granted it's a telemarketer offering you great deals and talks to you for so long that you end up with a big phone bill

I wish I was a mod

I took your privs away. It's just your name in blue text. (Not really)

I wish for a piece of steak.

Granted it burn and covered in steak sauce so you can barley taste it

I wish for world peace

Which world did I choose? Pluto.

I wish I could choose a Halloween Costume.