^ wrong!
< i is blonde
V is a brunette

^ Dur hur nope.
< Is an Asian. Therefore, I has a black hairs.
V Is not Asian, thus does not has a black hairs.

^ Asian on an anime forum? I find that hard to believe.
< Is dirty blonde like JAD.
v Likes our dirtiness <3

^ Eh wot?
< Bored. Very bored.
V Is going to respond this.

< Likes pie
v sees what I did there

^ is jared
< agrees with jared's previos post because i has same hair color
V wants pie

^ :U YOU HAVE PIE!?
< Likes pie-flavored pie
V Likes pie better than cake

^yus i has pie
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDtgLn52vhI
V also baked a pie

^ Is pie flavor
< Wants to watch ASDF Movie now
V Likes trains

^ Bumped this thread
< Double-posted
V Lost the game

^ Also lost the game
< Has a Latias fetish
V Has a decent team in B/W

^ Speaks the truth
< Hasn't been here for a while
v Hasn't caught Tornelos yet

^ Just had to point that out, didn't he?
< Cries and tries to make an excuse for why he still hasn't caught Tornadus
V Caught Tornadus

^ well, gee, and I use him regularly, too
< Likes to call his Tornadus Hank
v thinks Krabby says cookie

^ Is totally right
< KOOKIE KOOKIE
V Thinks Krabby says moar

^ is a crazy
< is a crazy
v is a crazy

^ is obsessed with the word "crazy"
< has both Black and White
V is a AKA you are epic

^ is a AKA he is epic
< is actually a FYI
V is a AKA he is hella epic

^ is wrong (BUT IT CAN BE SUITABLE FOR ME!)
<is a shiny arcanine (A.K.A awesomest)
v is a magikarp (A.K.A has OHKO moves)

^ ain't got no pancake mix
< got pancake mix
V wants my pancake mix

^ Might like me.
< Doesn't want no pancake mix.
v I don't know at all.

^ is sexeh awesome
< isn't
V can haz cheesburger

^ cannot haz cheezburger
< eatz cheezburger
V can haz remaining cheezburger

^ ate all the cheezburger
< :<
V smells. Good.

^ owe me a cheezeburger
< is not a brony
v will disagree

^ Has an unhealthy obsession with ponies.
< Has an unhealthy obsession with ponies.
V Has an unhealthy obsession with ponies.

^ Has an unhealthy obsession with cute stuff.
< Has an unhealthy obsession with awesome stuff, which include these damn ponies.
V Has an unhealthy obsession with food.

^ Is the MASTER OF PSYCH
< Loves cute stuff and food! (but hates vore)
V Is most likely a human

^ Would be correct in assuming so.
< Is sad this game doesn't get posted in. It's a favorite of his. =(
V Has consumed a Dr. Pepper in the last 24 hours.

^ Has the most interesting location ever
< Consumed a Mr. Pibb. Does that count?
V Thinks Poptart Cat is epic

^ Reasonably, but I'm not usually into things like that.
< Is jamming out to Dvorak's "From the New World" symphony. Old-fashioned = very.
v Can't wait for PORTAL TWO

^ Lieks Portal Two
< Can wait for Portal Two
V Lieks Portal Two

^ is right
< is G-G-G-GODLIKE... times 4!
v is probably jealous of me

^is the biggest liar since Bernie Madoff
< Just thought of a really funny Bernie Madoff pun
v Madoff with something they shouldn't have gotten

^ Thinks he's the first person to think of that pun
< Thought of that pun like two years ago
V Loves PopTart Cat

^ Nope, I sure don't. Still.
< Finally has spring break. A whopping two days of vacation! =|
V Has consumed fewer Cheez-its than me in the last three hours.

^ Consumed more Cheez-its in the last 3 hours than I have all year
< Has a four-day easter break (and has track practice on one of those days)
V Has a longer spring break than I

^ Nope. I'll most likely be working every day too. =/
< Has been jamming out to Sabaton for two straight days now.
V Has not recently tried bay leaf tea (and should fix that).

^ And ruin my dear Bayleaf's leaves? Sorry, I can't do that.
< Ummm...likes...stuff?
V

^ No thanks, I'm a carnivore only
< herp derp
V is someone I might remember?

^ Doubt it. Unless your name is Jesp van Cleave. I knew this one guy with that name.
< Now has his voice 95% back from Tuesday night. =D
V owes me seven bucks (or the equivalent in the currency of their choice).

^ well too bad you ain't gettin $7 from me
< Allergies are still bothering the heck out of me
V lost the game

^ FUUUUUUUUUUUU
< Needs to study for a Japanese exam
V does not need to study for a Japanese exam

^ Is doing something.
< Does not speak Japanese.
V Is a dirty boy.

^ no u
< I like trains
V gets ran over by a train

^ You liek trains huh?
< I have no heart, but how am I alive?
V rickroll'd

^ Is no stranger to love
< Is never gonna give you up
V Is never gonna let me down

^ is the most interesting man in the world
< bowls overhand
V STAY THIRSTY MY FRIEND

^Magnezone is always thirsty
< 3 mins left?
V Hey, guess what? You're gonna die~!

^Well, I guess we're still here, so...yup
< Never believed the thing in the first place
V Also never believed in the thing

^is correct
< likes cinnamon
V is french toast

^ Owns a forum, apparently.
< Cracked corn.
V Doesn't care.

^ is telling the truth
< I don't care
V ENTERTAIN ME

^ is super special awesome.
< *Points at his signature*
V Doesn't watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

^is right
<has a forum
V is serious cat

^ Is wrong about both the serious part and the cat part. But is right about the "is" part.
< Needs to clean and organize his music library. Again. :/
V is riding on a \*~ fantastic voyage ~*/

^ Is lying. You are serious cat.
< Is thinking of something to write right now
V is some other crappy meme.

^ has been wrong twice now.
< Is playing L.A. Noire. It's like Ace Attorney but with 80% more srs bsns.
V hasn't sanitized their hands in the past four seconds.

^ uh..no? (darn it)
< wants summer vacation to come already
V is lying about something

^ you dawg
< needs to change something on his siggy
v motivate me

^ C'mon, boy! You can do it! You can do it, boy!
< Woof woof
V

^is licking with an arcanine
<is Mr. Statetheobvious
V will do something awesome and amazing

^ Cannot grasp the true power of randomness
< just sniped two girls with one tomato
v hate yoshi butt

^Likes thunder ponys that might destoy us
< Is the only one in her family that goes outside and jogs
V Likes dewott

^ Is correct that I like Dewott
< Likes Zoroark
v Likely likes My Little Pony

^ Is super special awesome
< My little pony, my little pony! <3
V Does not own a 3DS

^ Is correct
< Is crazy
v Is not family

^ Is correct
< Wishes he was
V Is a guy

^ Should be a crazy brother of mine
< Doesn't have a brother
v Is Leaftail

^ Is Cat
< *Turns back into Kurusu* WHO IS THIS LEAFTAIL OF WHICH YOU SPEAK
V Is a robot ninja

^ I am a little ninja but not robot
< obsesed with dragons
V That the noodle chef isn't getting away without their noodles

^ Obsessed with noodles
< Likes noodles?
v Sweet and tasty cupcakes!

^ is in my base.
< Noms the cupcakes
V has no life.

^we all have a life other wise would all die
< licks butter of of popcorn bags
V plays pokemon platinum

^ RAWR IMMA DRAGON
< I lost my Platinum
V Have White instead of Black

^ Doesn't know me
< Has Black
V Is secretly a flying space dinosaur

^ Is a leafeon that calls me a flying space dino...
< Is a noob
v Is also a noob

^ Likes Gliscor
< Has no life
V Can take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner

^Does he have a tail?
<Wants to be more into competitive battling.
V is probably eating something

^ Is a practitioner of the Fist of the Nose Hair
< Has a tail (no, not IRL, silly)
V Secretly thinks I'm cute

^ I do watch the anime
< Is apparently a dolt.
V Probably is somewhat green

^ I edited that post you dolt.
< Assumes he thinks I'm cute
V Probably is somewhat chartreuse (omg I spelled that right on the first try :O)

^ Leafeon is cute, dont know about u... Also is joining LQ on the dolt thing...
< Is a very nice person, who gets mean comments from others
v Thinks im a dolt.

^ Sure likes posting in this thread
< I'm sorry... *hugs*
V Isn't a dolt

^ Thanks <3
< Thankful
v Thanks <3

^ You're welcome ^~^
< Hates politics
V Misread the signal in a combat situation

^ What's that supposed to mean!? 0o0
< C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
V Will be mad for breaking the combo

^aint mad
< Offline soon.
v will be sad about my absence.

^ Is a pretty cool guy
< Will be somewhat saddened, but is leaving soon himself...
V Is awesome

^ Thanks
< *Feels appreciated*
v also is awesome

^ Thanks ^-^
< Loves everyone on VR (except for the occasional troll)~
V Especially that guy

^ <3 u too.. lol no homo.
< Eating a peanut butter sandvich
v What about you?

^ Lieks sammiches
< Is not eating anything
V Likes the letter V

^ Its not just the letter... JK!
< Got back from a friends house.
v Doesn't care...

^ Is right.
< Is shot.
V Is super serial.

^ Is a Leafeon in reality.
< Im awesome
v Agrees.

^ Is super special awesome
< Hates dogs yet loves canine Pokemon for some reason
V <3 Harry Potter

^ Disagreed.
< Love Dogs, but mine died...
v Is bored?

^yup
<yup
Vyup?

^ No.
< A screw up at times.
v Is probably laughing at me