which caused a worldwide drougt

And everyone except grass, water, fire and ghost type pokemon died.

so a week later the zombie apocolypse came!

And everyone was somthered by zombie guts.

so swampert terra formed the moon and went there with a select few other pokemon

Namely Flygon, Snorlax, the Miltank, and all other Pokemon he met on his journey.

but just before he left two eldery swampert came up to him and said "wait young feller!"

Then they changed him into a Mudkip. then Mudkip shot them.

However, by this time the zombies had caught up.

everyone left for the moon without those elderly swamperts

And, of course, the Swamperts turned into zombies. However, the Zomperts (Zombie Swamperts) were smart enough to build a rocket...

but teh Mudkip used Insane Edition and teh rocket asploded

(Oh Noez)

And his friends. So Swampert changed the destination to...

a galaxy far far away that was called...

cheese. where they had a feast and- *shot

Ahem! Palkopia. Palkia confronted Swampert in a deadly battle.

...of sissy slap fights. Swampert won, but then a person from team blu came. He...

Forced Mudkip to listen to every song by the Cranberries' former lead singer on her solo albums because she sucks at singing and her voice breaks every 5 seconds.

He countered by Inviting The lead singer from Guns n' Roses and everyone in the world who has ever sang the lyrics to "Smoke on the water"

He had them each chew the guy from Team Blu.

After that, Swampert watched 78,000 hours of "Saved by the Bell". He then went crazy and burnt the

Tv... He then went to the nearest Walmart to get a new one, when he ran into his arch nemisis...

Me.

So, he challenged him to a friendly game of fisticuffs.

Then Swampert won because tails doll has really short arms

After that one sided inconvenience, Swampert thought back to when he was first born, and he is always missing his pond. So he decided to...

To go back to it. He then met his old foe, Snorlax. They went into an epic battle of

THUMB WARS.

Neither of them had thumbs, so it ended in a draw.

He then noticed today was the day the pond had it's "yearly asplode". The pond asplosed, and then

Something happened.

The aspolosion launched Snorlax and Swampert to the Sevii Islands. While there the two decided to...

See Deoxys on Birth Island.

But unfortunately, neither of them went to the event to get the tickets. So they decided to go find Mew in...

a pie. Snorlax ate the pie and then said "Well, exuseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee me princess!"

But it turns out Snorlax was Mew all along. So who was in the pie?

Well, it was Sho Minamimoto, of course!

Sho Minamimoto was Mew though, so who was Mew? But if Mew is Mew and Swampert is Ditto which he isn't then Mewtwo must appear because all of this confusion. The Swampert, Mew, Mew and Mewtwo played a game of tag.

And then Silver the hedgehog came from the future and said "IT'S NO USE!" and teleported them into the future.

But then, silver the hedgehog got punched by Lil' Mac. The punch sent Swampert and co. back to where they once came!

This was so confusing, that Swampert got altered in the transportation and got merged with one of the Mews!

He became Swampewtwo!

He then invited a bunch of trainers from a bunch of different places to an island during a storm so he could clone their Pokemon. Oh, and he stole Nurse Joy.

And that was the 14th moivie. He then went into acting, his first movie being :"Avatar"

It was a smashing success. He continued to make movies...

But then he made Twilight

While he got to some people who are easily possessed by the idea of "hot" vampires, the rest of the world wanted to murder him and throw his guts in a bonfire. He was forced to seclude himself in...

The movie "Fight Club". He got the best role of playing Tyl- *shot for breaking the first two rules of Fight Club*

He then devolved into Swampert. He also noticed that the thread was dying. He knew he only had a few days, mabey hours, left. So he began to live his life to the fullest.

He first went on a ourney to find HIS PARENTS! :O :0
On his journey, he met a......

a murderous sharpedo they engaged in epic battle but in the corner of his eye he saw...

Rick Astley coming to his aid. He Rick Roll'd the Sharpedo, causing it to...

Devolve into Luvdisc. Now that the fearsome Sharpedo is now a harmless Luvdisc, Swampert...

Sent it flying away. Going along, he traveled all the way to Isshu, where...

he met up with a Pendoraa and kicked some and ass.

There was then a ceremony in Hiun City where...

Victini was doing street perforomer tricks. Swampert watched for hours, until...

He realized he wasn't Japanese, so he was teleported back to Hoenn.

At Hoenn, he saw a 5 gen pokemon. Everyone was like "WTF, Mate?" and Hoenn asploded. Swampert then went to

Burger King to "have it his way" with one of the waitresses.
Not really, he just ordered a Whopper and large fries.
After filling his belly with empty calories, Swampert decided to

Excersize with Richard Simmons.

After that more than embarrassing excersize, Swampert decided to eat up more empty calories. After that shameful feast, Swampert...

...saw a plane and took it, Which took him to sinnoh. He then saw the snorlax from before, ploting his revenge by...

...talking to some other Swamperts and...

...ate the ugly barnacle!


THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And then it didn't end, for Swampert finally got a wife, a younger lady swampert. They had one tiny mudkip. This is now that mudkip's story...

...so he walked around. And he spotted a nearby Poliwhirl. He had never seen a Poliwhirl before, so he asked "Are you my Mommy?" And the Poliwhirl replied...

No....WAIT WAIT WAIT! :l. If that happens the posts on this thread will never end and we will all get banned. So i will switch this around:

The mudkip started saying to click this link:
http://www.victoryroad.net/showthread.php?t=6164&page=2
so we can make more stories come to life!

See, this thread is so old i feel we should livin up the adventures! SO THIS THREAD IS NOT TO BECOME OVER WEIGHED! (giggles)

SCREW YOU. You try to control everything like your an admin. Well, im still going.

"Well, no. I am not your mummy". Mudkip started crying. And crying. AND CRYING. A shroomish came along to see what all the noise was about. Poliwhirl said: "This Mudkip thinks i'm his mum" Then the mudkip let out a huge wave of Dark energy, due to the fact he was a geneticly altered mudkip who was part dark type.

he then used teleport and appered in a huge swamp filled with many swamperts, Marshtomps and mudkipz.

Said swamp ALSO contained Slender Man and a Wallmaster, which...

...Had over 9000 shoop da whoopz, which led him into meme world, then...

can someone close this please? It's going nowhere.

And then the Mudkip blew up the meme world because someone bumped his thread...

Then, Zekrom123 made a post in The Lone Mudkip!




THE END

At that point, the fourth wall collapsed in on itself.

Mudkip saw the fourth wall, then exploded.






THE REAL END

...or was it?

THE REAL REAL END

But at that moment, mudkip ate THE REAL REAL END. Then he pooped out
THE END THAT WILL END ALL REAL THE ENDS.

THE END