*Looks at her clothes, and wonders if she is drunk enough to.... Nevermind.* "Oh, just asking.. So, do you want another one?" *Shows beer and hopes she takes it.*

"Sure." *takes beer and chugs*

*Thinks: Wow, she really is drunk! Maybe, just maybe, I can get something out of this* "Ahh, well, I am glad you enjoyed it. Hey, you wanna come in here for a bit?"

"Sure." *stumbles but stays up*

*Lays down on the bed, and just looks at her* "So, how ya doin'?

"Good." *sober enough not get on the bed*

*Thinks: Darn, she is sobering up..* "Hey want another beer?"

"Sure." Sits on bed and waits for it

"Here ya go." *Gives her beer* "So, be honest. Did you actually like me? You know, back when you kissed me? Like the two times that you did?"

*Pauses trying to remember* "Um... yeah... I think."

*Feels like he should go for it* "Hold on, i have to go to the bathroom" *Leaves and comes back with the zipper to my shorts unzipped and lays down in front of her* "Ahh, so..." *Yawns and puts his arm around her* "Anything you wanna do?"

"I'm still pretty accurate with a knife."

"Oh, I guess you knew what I was doing? Darn..."

"It going to take three more beers and a bottle of whiskey."

"You want that? I have that." *Shows her fridge*

"Captain Morgan." *chugs whole bottle. barely sober enough to stand*

"So are you down for dirty? xD"

*falls into Jason's arms* "Kiss me."

:O "Umm ok " *Kisses her and holds it*

*pulls away* "Follow me."

"Okay! "

*gets on bed* "Come here."

*Lays down on bed* "So, whats this about?" *I know what its about and is liking it *

*kisses him for the longest time*

*Kisses her long and pulls away* "Have I told you you are a GREAT kisser?" *Kisses her more*

*pulls away* "No." *continues kiss*

*Is kissing her very long and his pants are unbuttoned still*

* pulls away* "Ready?"

"For what?" *Says sarcastically*

*fumble with shirt* "You sure you want to do this?"

"Sure, I guess " *Thinks one more time about consequences, but doesn't see*

*blacks out*

:O "What happened?" (stupid computer died and now fire fox isn't working... I'm using my phone.)

EDIT: Fixed.

*regains consciousness*

"Are you alright?"

"Yeah, my head hurt's though."

"So, are you saying we shouldn't right now?"

"What do you expect when you take advantage of a drunk girl?"

"True that. So... No right?"

"No."

"Alright... Oh well. Sorry, if you thought I was being a jerk by taking advantage of your drunkness.." *Thinks: hey, that was actually not bad. Got a long kiss with her at least. That was nice.*

"Actually that's not it. I'm just sobering up."

"Oh, so your not mad at me or anything?"

"I really don't blame you."

"Oh ok cool. Thanks... Erm... I really enjoyed that kiss on the bed and stuff..."

"Same."

"Do... you think we can kiss again?"

"Sure."

*Kisses her on the lips and holds it for a long time.*

*wraps arms around Jason during kiss*

*Wraps my arms around her and pulls her closer doing the kiss*

*breaks from lips and kisses neck*

"Don't worry, I wont cover that up with powder " *Is still hugging her*

*continues*

"Mmmm. Wait, are you doing this only because your drunk? Or do you actually mean all of this?"

"I'm pretty sober."

"Thats nice." *gives her a hickey*

"I know this is a strange time to ask but can I stay here the night?"

"Oh yeah, sure anytime. "

"Sweet." *continues*

*stops for a bit* "Any reason why?" *Continues*

"Why what?"

"Why you need to stay for the night. Not that I mind it at all. I would actually love you to sleep here though "

"I really don't want find a hotel, and I'm broke."

"Aw... Thats fine by me!" *Hugs her tightly*

"Thank you." *hugs back*

"So... are we still going out? or no?:

"After that show, what do you think?"

"What show?"

*pulls collar slightly* "Either I tasted good or weare at least in lust."

"So yes? " *Hugs her tightly*

"Yes. You're squeezing me to death."

"Oh sorry." *Softens up a bit* "I... I love you!"

"I...I ...Gotta make the couch so I can sleep on it." *remember last time I said I love you to anyone.*

"Oh.. ok, I am gonna sleep too. Good night *I read her mind, but didn't want to get into that, because it seems personal.*

*goes to sleep*

(Really goes to sleep. I have golf in 4 hours :O I just noticed..)

*curls up in tight ball And Sleeps. BB stays awake wandering for chinese takeout*

*Wakes up, and stares at Sydney on the couch* "Wow.. the night that I just had.." *Has a giant smile on his face *

*BB* did it involve you getting chinese takeout for me?

*Walks over to Sydney's sleeping booty-- I mean Body, and sits next to her, and I can't keep my eyes off the clothes she is wearing.* "She looks so hot..." *Thinks: Crap, hope she didn't hear me.*

*BB swalows words* Their. Now it seems like you said nothing*carfully touches my tail with his*

*walks in* "HOLY S---! JASON! HOW F---ING COULD YOU!" *punches Jason in the face*

*I wake up by the sound of punching* WHAT THE HELL YOU WOKE ME UP!!!!! *starts destroying everything**BB* Guys. To calm her down, Give her some food or soda.

"JASON! I TRUSTED YOU! I WILL NOT RUN! TODAY I KICK YOUR A--!"

*as I am destroying room, I accidently bite Brandon* MRAWWW!!!!!*BB* GIVE HER FOOD OR SODA DUMB ASSES!

"Woah woah man, im sorry. We just clicked..." *Sigh* "You deserve to beat the sh**out of me..."

"I WILL!" *punches Jason in the head* "YOU BETRAYED ME!"

*Dusts the bruise off my head and catches next fist* "Look man, im sorry. I asked her out and she said yes! Yes, I know you like her a lot, but so do I! Please just calm down and just talk with me here"

"NEVER!" *punches Jason in the chest* "I WILL NEVER TALK TO A LOWLIFE BACKSTABBER LIKE YOU!"

*I Scratch a huge deep wound in Jansons stomach* RWARRRR*BB* GIVE HER SOME ****EN FOOD YOU ASSES OR YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!!

"Ow! Alright, thats it! She chose me, before she chose you! Settled!" *Punches him in the face*

EDIT: Dewott... Just shut up.. xD

"So... you fight back." *wipes blood from face* "Bring it backstabber!"

*BB grabs some food and I calm down. * *me* okay the winner of this fight will be forced to marry me.

*Goes rage mode* "GRAAAAHH! I AM NOT A BACKSTABBER! I JUST ASKED HER OUT, AND SHE SAID YES! WHY IS THAT SO HARD FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND?!"

"BECAUSE YOU HAD SEX!" *enters rage mode 2* *fires giant lightning bolt*

*BB gets up lots of popcorn**Me* Ooh boy this is gonna be fun when you have two immortals fighting!

(and I wonder how a story about Steven's taco becomes soap opera)

"WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX! I SWEAR ON THAT!" *Shoots a fire ball to intercept the bolt*

Edit: Lolwut at Idno xD

*BB* One thing I hate about people is that they are so stupid. Why not ask her? *me*BB, that is one thing I hate about people.