Oh boy!

I got a new toy! :3 Wanna play with it?

Only if my pals can play with it too!

Nu. I want to play with it myself.

LUCARIOMARIO took the toy!
It's super effective!

I got another toy! I'm gonna play with this tool set myself. And maybe with Mezase too if he returns it before nap time.

(Can we stop posting whole sentences now?)

Only if you pay the toll.

imma troll. u mad?

No, but if you were a trill, you'd be annoying.

What if I were a drill?

That's a very droll fantasy.

Would I be considered gay in current society if I carried a Barbie doll to school?

no, you'd be considered a dolt.

What about bringing a pitcher of Dole brand orange juice?

Bringing orange juice to school? What sort of role model are you?

Role model? Hah, I'm not a role model. I roll along unnoticed in school.
Wait, maybe this is why I don't have a girlfriend...

Let's take a poll - how many people go unnoticed in school?

Ah, if only there was a pill that didn't make me feel so alone...

Who needs pills? Just eat a dill pickle.

*Eats a dozen pickles*

Ugh, I have a horrible bellyache...but will I feel less alone now?

Only if you bang your head against the wall repeatedly.

I'd love to stay and chat about head-banging walls, but I must walk to class now.

But it's fun to talk about headbanging walls.

While you're headbanging, could I borrow your head to bang this tack in the wall?

Fine, but be tact about it.

It's a fact that being tact is whack

Let's make a pact.

Choose the word!

The past is a part of history that sets the pace for the future.

I pick the first two.

Don't run too fast, you'll split your pant. Yeah, only one.

Uh-oh... looks like I peed ripped my pants again!

Please don't pee rip yor pants on my plants.

If you are peeing ripping your pants, please stay off of all three of my planets. We have a strict no peeing ripping policy.

Fine. I'll go to Planet X, where it is perfectly legal to pee rip my pants to my heart's content.

Why are we talking about peeing ripping pants when we can randomly talk about planes?

I have a better plan: we can talk about kitties!

Or mexican desserts like flan?

i am an archer, i have flak arrows. dey b killen jur peeplz.

I love Frosted Flakes! They are indeed grrrrrreat!

That sentence is such a fluke.

Dude 1: Hey Jimmy! What are ya doin'?
Dude 2: I'm taking a poop!
Dude 3: Great! Listen to my flute!
Flute: *Blaaaaaaaargh*

I just got into the Institute of Poop. They in... uh... flate things!
I srsly couldn't think of anything...

Wut.

You're late!!

Short and sweet.

I ate water.

Your argument is invalid.

I am at the Institute of Poop. Not all that it's cracked up to be.

Why the heck is there an Institute of Poop?

I heard it's built by ants.

Now that's art.

Oh, that's real tempting... Ah, what the heck.

I farted And it smells like lilacs.

Then I darted for the door.

Yo, N, I'm real happy for ya and I'mma let you finish, but Dartz is the greatest bad guy of all time! Of all time! (And I doubt any of you know who that is.)

Nope! But I know who Bartz is.

i go to Wal-Martz everyday

K-Mart is better.

Don't fart in either of those stores or management will throw you out.

You people are so immature. You always bring back the topic of farts.

I guess you'd prefer talking about karts?

I'd prefer pop tarts.

What about my kick ass martial arts?

Sure, if you help me on studying arcs.

What is the formula for an arc of a circle?

I wrote it on my arm so I wouldn't forget.

Are we going to stop talking about math now?

I don't care about math. I suck at it.

Math smarts are getting more and more rare these days...

Do people who are good at math rake in the cash?

1+1= a window
Rate me on my math skills
(actually I'm in the top 5 smartest kids in my school mathwise, and there are 900 kids that go there)

OVER 9000!

Let's RAZE this place to the ground!

Don't taze me bro!

I have a tazer in my pocket.

Imma firin mah lazer.

You spelled LAZ0R wrong.

I have a tazor in my pocket, too

I hope I`m spelling talor right.

So this one time, a giant eagle attacked me and dug its talons into my skin and then I bled to death.

True story.

We Have A Restaurant Named FALONS

Falcons are birds of prey

A falcon attacked meh skull.

falcons hurt to agitate.

FALCON PAWNCH!!!!!!

TALCON wanted to borrow my paint
(for the sake of continuing this game I guess a name will have to do, could work I guess)

U BUY ALCON PRODUCTS NAO

I like the alco-nomy not the eco-nomy Alco-nomy is kewl.

The viola is the only instrument to read the alto clef.

Did you guys ever see Auto-tune the News?

They sell cars at Frank's autos

I'm going to say that actos is a real word.

I'm not sure about actos, but I am quite sure actors is

I am not an actor.

That's not a very good factor.

That's opinion, not de facto.

Grass is green and I havent been to this thread in ages. Those are some true facts

Please let Bacts be a word.

Well you could've said pacts

I've eaten seven packs of Starburst today!

Ugh, I don't feel so good...

I gave leaftail a few sacks of starburst

My candy bag lacks in candy today.

How many locks are attached to this door?

I don't know, but it's getting some pretty strange looks.

How much loops are there in a spring?

Oops, I don't know.