i wish for a cow

Granted, but it eats you alive for not corrupting a wish.

I wish for a life.

granted but you soon realize its terrible and u kill ur self

I wish for world domination

Granted, but the world explodes.

I wish that YOU WOULD STOP STALKING ME! I MEAN I'M TALKING TO YOU ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW!!!

granted but i continue to stalk you until you shoot urself
i wish that i got my games already

Granted, but you lose it.


I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish. Try to counter that

Granted, but your wish was too specific so it backfires. Your face implodes.

I wish that I had spam.

granted but the wrong kind of spam and your email shuts down

i wish i had all the money in the world

Granted, but its counterfeit.

I wish that Ye Olde Internet Madness would increase your post count.

granted but your count increases to the point were your account implodes
i wish i had a burger

Granted, but it's held together by rubber bands and they break, and they fling into your face and it rips off.

I wish there was a Grass/Ghost type.

granted but it starts fights with ur other pokemon and the all faint
i wish i was asian

Granted, but now the Americans are after you.

I wish I had waffles.

granted but the waffles are stale and you get food poisoning
i wish pokemon were real

Granted, but they're homicidal.

I wish I had pancakes.

granted but the weightress hates you and put xlax in your pancakes
i wish i had a ........... pickle

Granted, but it's got lotsa hair on it. 0.0 Owait never mind...

I wish that I could speak in every language.

granted but you hear every language all at once and your head implodes
i wish i was amazing

Granted, but everyone hates you for it.

I wish that PAFTW wouldn't use the word "implode" or "explode" so much.

granted but i will so fail on your part and you implode
i wish that gpftw would be nice

Granted, but now I glomp you interminately and being all cutesy. Now for my first act, *glomps PAFTW* I wuv you~! :3

I wish that everything was a palindrome..emordnilap saw gnihtyreve taht hsiw I

Granted. Now everything is backwards which, honestly, isn't nearly as awesome as you think it is. Like the fact that I'm now poor!
I wish no matter what, I would be richer than everyone and everything.

Granted. You're now constantly being robbed by people wanting to be richer than you. (which is everybody)

I wish that everything bad that happened in this thread ws reversed.

Granted, but you can no longer exit school because you are so clever.

I wish my copy of black would come in the mail tommorow.

Granted, but some idiot spilled milk on it.

I wish that all vegetables actually tasted good. (I swear, I don't like most vegetables. 3: )

Granted, but meat is now inedible.

I wish Brock would come back to the anime.

Granted, but he is now FEMALE

I wish Brock WOULDNT come back to the anime.

Granted. Now he appears in real life. Everywhere.
I wish that anyone who tries to steal my large hoard of money gets eaten by giant gophers, before they steal it of course.

Granted, but their ghosts still steal the money anyway.

edit: I wish i could speak every language in the world

(rofl, took me a while to notice that)

I wish that AnathemA didn't mess up.

Granted, but he dies.

I wish i hadn't messed up.

Granted, but you mess up 5 seconds afterward.

I wish it wasn't so hot in California.

Granted, but it snows too much and everyone's buried.

I wish I had a motorcycle.

Granted, but Ash Ketchum's Pikachu somehow finds a way to accidentally destroy it.

I wish I had a cooking show.

Granted, but you slip and fall on a knife during your debut.

I wish I had something witty to say.

Granted, but you get a sore throat.

I too, wish i had more witty things to say...

Granted, but you're sued for wishing the same thing I did.

I wish I had more money.

But Blizkrtg (name) thinks you stole his and kills you.

I wish Pokemon were real.

(Man, i wish so too, that wish is too awesome to be corrupted, but meh.. )

Granted, but your in another world where they dont exist.

I wish i had a MIDI for the Pokemon B&W Trainer Battle music.

Granted, but it causes viruses to go around your computer and cause it to explode.

I wish I was playing B/W right now.

Yes, but if you were playing B/W, you wouldn't be able to go to the free college degree and jobs-where-you-will-never-get-fired-and-make-$1,000,00-an-hour venue.

I wish that I had a Skymin plushie.

Granted, but now you're bed is missing.

I wish that I knew what to wish for.

Granted. Wish for not posting so much so I don't have to catch up!
I wish people would stop stealing my money. They don't deserve it! They haven't transcended into godhood!

Granted. But your money is now in a safe and you can't unlock it.
I wish for infinite wishes.

Granted, but you forget that you have them.

I wish for...uh...something. XU

granted but the wish is a bomb and you die
i wish for a pikachu

Granted, but it turns against you and blows up your bicycle.

I wish for a Tsutaaja.

Granted, but its a plushie

I wish my teacher gave me a free period

Granted, but it's not the kind of period you're looking for.

I wish I could breathe air and water

Granted. But only when you're on fire.
I wish I could steal the Moon and make large sums of money off of it.

Granted, but the moon contains toxic chemicals deep within and you die.

I wish that life wasn't so hard. X.X

granted but then everyone dies
i wish this wish wasn't corrupted

Granted, but the wish was backfiredand you turn into a cookie and eaten by a Yoshi.

I wish I have the ability to see spirits and ghosts.

granted, but then they take over your soul
I wish my previous wish didn't backfire

Granted, but all your other wishes from hereon will.

I wish.. I WISH I KNEW WHO WAS FOEN.

Granted. Now they have to kill you.
I wish I had more money, oh wait, I CAN'T

granted, but you are then robbed
I wish all my wishes didn't backfire

Granted. Now they're on fire. Hoe hi hoe hi hoe. If you don't laugh I'm suing you.
I wish I had more top hats.

Granted, but now you're out of monacles.

I wish all my Pokemon were as high a level as my Jyanobii. XI

Granted. But they're over 100 and they glitch out your Pokemon games every time you try and play 'em. Every. Single. Time.
I wish I wasn't so popular so people would stop thinking they can have as much money as me!

Granted, but your name is now off any official national records, therefore you cant buy any expensive things like houses and cars and tophats.

I wish my cat could fly

granted but it get's sucked into an airplanes engine
I wish i was myself (stupid wish, couldn't think of anything else)

Granted. You are now yourself. Ouch.
I wish everyone was my eternal slave. Forever.

granted but you then die and everyone is freed
i wish blitzkrieg stopped wishing for fancy/ dictator stuff/ abilities.

Granted, but now I do.

I wish that I was God.

granted but the universe ends
I wish grass was a spammer

Granted, but Grass ends up spamming up your inbox, causing your computer to crash.

I wish I had more posts on this forum.

granted, but you get somany it resets to 0
I wish it easier to come up with wishes

Granted, but then you instantly lose your brain.
I wish I was better at arcade fighting games.

Granted, but it's for the subject you hate the most.

I wish you couldn't wish and you can't make it backfire, either
(in other words you got owned)

Granted, but you contradicted yourself.

I wish Zero Punctuation uploaded more videos a week.

Granted, but they all suck

I wish the person below won't corrupt my wish. I wish homework didn't exist.

Granted, but now you have to do more in-school work.

I wish Grass-types were resistant to its weaknesses.

GRANTED, but now the types that doesn't hurt grass, Now becomes Super Effective

I wished that there were more pure Dark Types.

Granted, but they create "Light" types too.

I wish I wasn't TECHNOLOGICALLY SLOW!!!

Granted, but you dont speed up, everyone around you slows down.

I wish i wasnt sick D:

granted, but you then get sick again
I wish i didn't get out of my bed, so i could sleep more

Granted. Now you must stay in your bed forever. Never moving. Ever.
I wish I had a pet Charizard, mostly so that the peasants don't think they have a chance against me.

Granted. Now you have to feed it. EVERY SECOND.

I wish I didn't have so much over-weekend stuff to do.

Granted, you now have no weekends.

I wish my headache would go away D:

edit: @GrassPokemonFTW - Im down with the flu and im loaded with a millions types of pills and syrups, I wouldnt be surprised if I accidentally wished that 5 times in a row.

Granted, but now your back aches. (I swear this showed up before earlier in the thread...)

I wish that SoCal wasn't so hot.

Granted. Now it's so hot it's unlivable.
I wish my top hats could shoot lasers.

Granted. The lasers cause you to explode.
I wish top hats DIDN'T shoot lasers. (I know so many ways this can go wrong)

Granted. Now they shoot saw-blades.
I wish I had a real Breloom.

granted but it kills you with a multitude of moves
i wish I had less homework

Granted. Now you have school all week, for 10 hours a day.
I wish my computer (internet, server, etc) was faster.

Granted, but your computer get's a trojan
I wish my computer was virus free

Granted, but it now has BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!
I wish I was home schooled.

Granted, but you don't get summer break (or any kind of break)

I wish I could disappear into a book.

Granted, but now you can't get out.

I wish I wasn't timid. X.X

Granted. Now you are terrified of everything.
I wish I didn't have asthma.

Granted, but now you have cancer.

I wish I could win the game.

Granted, but it freezes before you can save it.

I wish pokemon were real.

Granted, but now everything that doesn't exist in this world is real too.

I wish people wouldn't kill you for liking Pokemon.

Granted. Now they kill you for being a person.

I wish I had a better computer mouse.

Granted, but now the computer doesn't work.

I wish the Elite Four weren't so hard to beat.

Granted. Now the game is so easy, it is boring to play.

I wish my computer was custom made.

Granted, but now everyone else's computer is better than yours.

I wish that wishes actually happened.