What would cat do if....

...he was in charge of a graduation cerimony?

Require everyone to throw their caps into the air and stare at them as they come down

(Someone did that once, they threw their cap into the air, looked up and got their eye poked out)

Give everyone a PokeDex and five PokeBalls and tell them to catch PokeMon and fill out their PokeDex for him because he can no longer do it in his old(?) age.

Everyone who brought an lolcat would get in free.

What would Cat333PokeMon do when driving a Transformer?

or it would transform into something that looked similar to a buizel

What would Cat do if all the things in this thread actually happened to him??

More importantly, what would the world do against somebody with all that power??!!

He would use his transforming buizel to go to jappan and get nintendo to hire him.
I don't think the world would do much about that...

This thread is hanging by a...well, thread.

What would Cat be doing if PokeMon never existed? Or, what would he do once he met that Cat in the non-PokeMon universe??

Jeez, this sounds like a hypothetical Chuck Norris Joke.

hmmm....

very good question
but in an alternate universe cat would have something that would be equal to pokemon so there would be no problems
if pokemon did not exsist he would create/bring it into existance through the power of programing

Or he might just make Mario Paints of Mario music... :-O
and his username would be Cat333Mario... :-O
and this would be something like Geno.net... :-O
Or maybe he would like Digimon... 8-0
(I like this universe more than I would a universe without pokemon...)

What would Cat do if...

...he had 5 tons of fireworks?

Make a rocketship and set off in search of Deoxys.

Also, all arguements against him would be invalid.

What would Cat333pokemon do if....

....if he never had to sleep?

24 hour non-stop Pokémon marathon!

He'd...um...Hmm...I guess he'd...Gee, he might use his free time to make a PokeMon hack game.

What would cat do if...

...he was biometrecly frozen and woke up 500 years into the future?

He would be extremely pissed that he missed all 2000 PokeMon generations.

What would Cat do if...

...he had 3 tons of sugar?

He would develop SUPERDIABETES from coming in 2 feet of the sugar. If somehow he resists the negative effects of the sugar he'd stay awake and alive for 500 years and be witness to 2000 gens of PokeMon.

What would cat do if...

...he was a highlander?
(if you don't know what that is search it)

What would Cat do if...

....he was a virus?

If he had a virus I am sure he would be pretty sick. He would rest in bed, maybe use the time to play some games...

OH A COMPUTER VIRUS I'M SORRY!

he would inflect me and put pkmn porn stories on lite and codes for me

What would he do if he ran into a Bidoof? :bidoof:

Completely own it with his Bibarel, of course.

catch it to make it better then his bibereal

uhm...
what would cat do if he came across a buizel with three heads?

Stare at it for a long time, then decide to catch it and evolve it to see what would happen.

Or simply keep it to show the world its awesome

What would Cat333Pokemon do if ....

.... if Pokemon existed in real-life?

Very yes.

He would become the pokemon master

What would cat do if...

Buizel and floatzel were banned from the pokemon world

He'd make more Buizel and Floatzel under a secret government project entitled Project Cat Weasel, thus bringing them back into the world.

When did I reply to this topic?

What would Cat do if....

...he was a computer programmer?

He would raise Pokemon up to level 333.

What would Cat do if....

...he was a principle of a college?

He'd somehow make every day a Pokemon game was released a holiday (i.e RBGY's release would be a school holiday)

What would Cat333Pokemon do if he ruled the world?

He would make everybody walk North, South, East, or West; no diagonals.

nah he would force every one to like/love pokemon what else

The AAPA would become an official government agency tasked with suppressing Anti-Pokémon rebels.

very true very true

*This is an awesome topic so I'm gonna bump it*
What would Cat do if everyone in the world but him spoke only Engrish AND they were all LOLcats?

Duh. He would just turn them all into Buizels.
...With his Bui-Gun.

If he lived in the woods?

he'd live like a true camper and use his floatzelness-powers to make a dam in the lake and live in it.

What if everyone who has ever played pokemon turned into their favorite pokemon but Cat didn't and he was a trainer instead?

He would live on and catch us all!

What would Cat do if...

After one of his dreams of him... and Floatzel... He woke up to find "Welcome to the world of PokéAIDS" written on the mirror with Aqua Jet?

He would use a full restore.

WHAT IF HE PARTICIPATED IN THIS THREAD. jk

What would cat do if rockband 2 allowed custom mp3's?

What would Cat do if a meteor landed in his yard?

EAT IT



What would cat do if Chuck Norris kicked him?

You'd just see an explosion of awesomeness.

What would Cat do if he went to Jupiter?

HE WOULD MAKE A SECOND SUN!

What would cat do if he owned Nintendo AND Gamefreak?

He'd own everyone

What would cat do if he owned Pokemon?

He already does.

What would he do if he was the richest person ever?

He'd buy Pokémon merchandise and anything related.

What would Cat333Pokémon do if...

...He made Yoshi648 his slave?

I thought Yoshi already was his slave.

What would cat do if he had control over all of our minds?

The forum would be much less spam ridden, and a lot more grammatically correct.

What would Cat do if the accent on the e was removed?

INVENT A NEW LETTER!

What would cat do if he were a ditto?

BREED! or transform.

What would Cat do If he ate floatzels?

Learn Surf!

What would Cat do if he was dating a Floatzel?

Revive the **** and make a "recent sex with your partner" thread in it.

What would Cat do if I bumped this thread just before it got a year old?

He'd see this thread, then sit back and reminisce about the good old days of almost a year ago.

What would Cat do if he finds a thread he never saw before?