*turns lights off because i left the room*

*turns on light to turn on fan*

*turns light off because fan i not on*

*turns on light to find j hunter*

*turns off light to stop action*

*turns on light to try to steal GreenMan's avatar*

*turns off light and scrambles everyone's avatars in the confusion*

*turns on light to see the mess made*

*turns off light to hide mess*

*Turns on light to clean up mess*

*turns off light to make more mess*

*turns on light to make a backmess (like a backfire, but a mess)

*turns off light to sleep*

*turns on light to wake up*

*turns off light to knock out Magmaster12*

*turns on light to lock onto Unluckydude

*turns off light to run away*

*turns on light to catch up to unluckydude

*turns off light to teleport*

*turns on light to find abra after thinking unluckydude is one for teleporting*

*turns off light to steal Abra and teleport back away*

*turns on light to find gun for next time unluckhy dude teleports back here

*turns off light to destroy the ammo*(and teleports away again lol)

*turns on light to make sure he never returns*

*turns off light to say hi to Magmaster*


Hi!

*turns on light to kill unluckydude*

*turns off light to pull out Invincible Star*

*turns on light to find super mashroom*

*turns off light to run in fear of a giant Magmortar*

*Turns on light to use flamethrower on unluckydude*

*turns off light to use Substitute*

*turns on light to get rid of substitue by using earthquake*

*turns off light to move Earthquake to cali*

*Turns on light to flee from earthquake*

*turns off light to stop fleeing*

*turns on light to trap everyone*

*turns off light to escape*

*turns on light to catch GreenMan*

*turns off light to kick Unluckydude into a gaint hole*

*turns on light to try to fly*

*turns off light to fart in the hole* (then runs)

*turns on lights to spray lysal*

*turns off light to light the Lysol spray with a match*

*Turns on light to watch and enjoy*

*turns off light to throw a flash bang*

*turns on light to catch it and eat it*

*turns off light to walk away*

*turns on light to see green's footprints*

*turns off light to clean up all proof of prints*

*turns on light to see GreenMan*

*turns off light to show Flash Granade*

*turns on light to eat flash grenade*

*turns off light to facepalm*

*turns on light to rupture my stomach from eating said grenade*

*turns off light to beat emperorempoleon2 for taking my spot as the website's crazy guy*

*turns on light to upstage Unlucky again and pull my head into my body and out of my butt*

*turns off light to stop the strange site*

*turns on light to tell GreenMan that it's spelled sight*

*Turns off light to Gibbs slap emperorempoleon2*

*turns on light to seep into the floor*

*turns off light to throw Emorper into a Pokemon game*

*turns on light to control myself*

*turns off light to have a party with ValoryTheEevee*

*turns on the light to...
No. I can't break my promise with her.
...not do anything regarding identities*

*turns off light to turn Ds volume down to mute Emorpers tramp

*Turns off light to hide somewhere*

*turns on light by using a Psychic-type attack*

*turns off light to eat brain fewd

*turns on light to drink brain juice*

*Turns off light to make sure no one saw her, then hides again*

*turns on light to see Val hiding*

*Turns off light to snag a bagel*

*Turns on the light to catch the worm*

*turns off light to scream*

*Turns on light to see who is screaming and finds dead body*

*turns off light to flip the bird*

*turns on light to rotate the bird another 90 degrees*

*then off to eat the dead body that Magmaster found*

*then on again to order HAWT MOVES 2: THE SPICY MOVESET *

*turns off the light to walk away from the weird site*

*turns on light to play Feel The Pain by Dinosaur Jr. on Mario Paint*

*turns off light to inflict pain*

*turns on light to do an awesome little dance*

*turns off the lite because the sight is horrible*

*turns on light to test out very bright lightbulb that blinds everyone but me*

*turns on light to microwave a lightbulb*

*turns off light to watch the light show*

*turns on mtdhlite because I hung him by his finger in a light fixture*

*turns of mtdhlite to save him from pain*

*turns on light to eat GreenMan (and Chuck Norris' legs)*

*turns on self to kick EmperorEmpoleon's ass for turning me on by connecting me to a rusty lightswitch*

*turns off mtdhlite*
*turns on mtdhlite* Hello, light.
*turns off mtdhlite*
*turns on mtdhlite* Hello, light.
*turns off mtdhlite*
*turns on mtdhlite* Hello, light.
*turns off mtdhlite*
*turns on mtdhlite* Hello, light.
*turns off mtdhlite*
*turns on mtdhlite* Hello, ligh-


OH MY GOD MTDHLITE IS ON FIRE!!!!!

*turns off light to avoid more power being given*

*mtdhlite is still on fire*

*jumps in a lake*

*turns on light to yell at people that this game is about light switches and not unrelated events*

*turns off light to eat Yoshi648*

Quickly! The reign of Yoshi has ended!!!!

*dries mtdhlite off with a towel*

Sorry dude, I only hung you in that socket for the comedic value. As a rebuttal, I'll give you music lessons for one of four instruments -- Your choice of guitar, bass, drums, or piano!

*turns on light to throw a concert with his newfound guitar skills*

HAS HE LOST HIS MIND
CAN HE SEE OR IS HE BLIND
CAN HE WALK AT ALL
OR IF HE MOVES WILL HE FALL?

*turns off light to install pyro*

*then on again to play drums*

NOBODY WANTS HIM
HE JUST STARES AT THE WORLD
PLOTTING HIS VENGEANCE
THAT HE WILL SOON UNFURL

*turns off the light to get some shut eye*

*turns on light to keep playing, and build a robot to play bass*

*turns off light to stop the playing*