Victory Road Archive

Ye Olde Internet Madness (Game Corner) → The Vending Machine

101. stumpymcgoat said on February 2, 2009, 08:47:14 AM (-08:00)

Floatzel
169 posts

* gets HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRAIN!*

*Inserts 2 girls*

102. Yoshi648 said on February 2, 2009, 08:52:04 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*gets empty cup*

*inserts construction paper*

103. Cat333Pokémon said on February 2, 2009, 09:02:40 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets poster*

*inserts computer mouse*

104. Blues said on February 2, 2009, 02:12:00 PM (-08:00)

Regigigas
867 posts

*gets the dud mac*

*inserts Vista: Badass edition*

105. §ethi Xzon said on February 2, 2009, 03:13:42 PM (-08:00)

Floatzel
150 posts

*gets Windows 7 beta*

*(trys) inserts Wailord

106. §ethi Xzon said on February 2, 2009, 03:13:42 PM (-08:00)

Floatzel
150 posts

*gets Windows 7 beta*

*(trys) inserts Wailord

107. Blues said on February 2, 2009, 03:33:17 PM (-08:00)

Regigigas
867 posts

*gets skitty*

*inserts Cat333Pokemon*

108. GreenMan said on February 2, 2009, 04:13:46 PM (-08:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*get a Buizel Universe*

*Insert Function.Random();*

109. Yoshi648 said on February 2, 2009, 04:56:48 PM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*gets 42.564*

*inserts lamp*

110. GreenMan said on February 2, 2009, 05:10:08 PM (-08:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*gets bulb*

*Insert Buizel.net*

111. Yoshi648 said on February 2, 2009, 06:34:35 PM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*gets error page*

*inserts button*

112. §ethi Xzon said on February 2, 2009, 07:01:26 PM (-08:00)

Floatzel
150 posts

*gets a spoon*

*inserts another vending machine*

113. Yoshi648 said on February 3, 2009, 08:40:01 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*vending machine gets stuck in vending machine*
*hits machine*
*money comes out*

*gets money*

*inserts Easy Bake Oven*

114. Cat333Pokémon said on February 3, 2009, 08:43:57 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets pastry*

115. Yoshi648 said on February 3, 2009, 08:51:20 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*gets air because previous user didn't put in anything*

*inserts flashlight*

116. Cat333Pokémon said on February 3, 2009, 08:53:49 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets something shiny*

*inserts something*

117. Yoshi648 said on February 3, 2009, 08:54:50 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*gets anything*

*inserts old radio*

118. Cat333Pokémon said on February 3, 2009, 08:58:58 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets RickRoll'd :x *

*inserts old TV*

119. Yoshi648 said on February 3, 2009, 09:00:13 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*gets flat screen TV*

*inserts pencil*

120. Cat333Pokémon said on February 3, 2009, 09:14:06 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets written essay*

*inserts unwritten essay*

121. stumpymcgoat said on February 3, 2009, 11:17:13 AM (-08:00)

Floatzel
169 posts

*Damn it Scott do your homework!*

*Insert's empty pokeball*

122. Yoshi648 said on February 3, 2009, 02:16:42 PM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*Gets Pokeball with a Zigzagoon in it*

*inserts Mp3 player*

123. stumpymcgoat said on February 3, 2009, 03:19:06 PM (-08:00)

Floatzel
169 posts

"gets walkman*

*inserts dog poo*

124. §ethi Xzon said on February 3, 2009, 03:20:40 PM (-08:00)

Floatzel
150 posts

*gets pooper scooper*

*inserts destructive virus*

125. GreenMan said on February 3, 2009, 04:32:02 PM (-08:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*gets Windows Vista*

*insert Mario RPG*

126. Yoshi648 said on February 3, 2009, 05:45:57 PM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*gets Paper Mario the Thousand Year Door*

*inserts bookshelf*

127. GreenMan said on February 3, 2009, 06:03:11 PM (-08:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*gets The Shelf*

*insert WLM*

128. §ethi Xzon said on February 4, 2009, 02:15:17 PM (-08:00)

Floatzel
150 posts

*gets burrito*

*inserts Crysis*

129. GreenMan said on February 4, 2009, 07:13:11 PM (-08:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*Gets crystal*

*inserts Accident*

130. Blues said on February 6, 2009, 05:53:41 AM (-08:00)

Regigigas
867 posts

*gets Yomama*

*inserts cello*

131. Cat333Pokémon said on February 6, 2009, 07:14:42 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets violin*

*inserts caterpillar*

132. Yoshi648 said on February 6, 2009, 08:40:19 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*gets Wiggler*

*inserts power button*

133. §ethi Xzon said on February 6, 2009, 01:18:24 PM (-08:00)

Floatzel
150 posts

*gets electrocuted*

*inserts Frank*

134. stumpymcgoat said on February 6, 2009, 02:26:29 PM (-08:00)

Floatzel
169 posts

*gets drugs*

*inserts packet of crisps*

135. Yoshi648 said on February 6, 2009, 02:33:07 PM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*gets bag of chips*

*inserts a piece of wood*

136. GreenMan said on February 7, 2009, 10:41:43 AM (-08:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*Gets wood statue*

*Insets Wario*

137. Yoshi648 said on February 7, 2009, 10:45:34 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*Gets Wario Land II*

*inserts a penny*

138. SpaceMan++ said on February 7, 2009, 11:21:14 AM (-08:00)

Zoroark
288 posts

Gets a quarter

Insert 99 bottles of beer

139. Yoshi648 said on February 7, 2009, 11:26:58 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*gets a wall*

*inserts a screw*

140. GreenMan said on February 7, 2009, 03:00:17 PM (-08:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*gets nail*

*inserts Spam Sandwich*

141. §ethi Xzon said on February 7, 2009, 03:14:13 PM (-08:00)

Floatzel
150 posts

*gets an angry Deinonychus*

*inserts 2 million dollars*

142. Yoshi648 said on February 7, 2009, 04:12:05 PM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*gets Monopoly money*

*inserts dice*

143. GreenMan said on February 7, 2009, 04:16:36 PM (-08:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*gets Snake Eyes*

*inserts 3.14159*

144. SpaceMan++ said on February 7, 2009, 06:49:04 PM (-08:00)

Zoroark
288 posts

Gets a pie.
Insert a Perl script:

Code:

$s="the quick brown fox
jumps over the lazy dog
";@b=(20,21,24,31,3,36,
14,26,0,1,50,49,2,11,15
,23,28,29,35,3,32,36,7,
8,2,29);foreach $x(@b){
print substr($s,$x,1);}

145. Yoshi648 said on February 7, 2009, 07:28:27 PM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*gets java code*

*inserts broken computer monitor*

146. SpaceMan++ said on February 7, 2009, 07:30:09 PM (-08:00)

Zoroark
288 posts

*gets a broken laptop*
*insert Windows Vista installation disc*

147. GreenMan said on February 7, 2009, 08:17:21 PM (-08:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*gets a virus*

*Inserts Antivirus*

148. Cat333Pokémon said on February 7, 2009, 10:45:08 PM (-08:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets Norton Virus* 8)

*inserts 8) emoticon*

149. GreenMan said on February 7, 2009, 10:54:33 PM (-08:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*gets Emotioncon*

*inserts 2 Buizels*

150. Yoshi648 said on February 8, 2009, 08:39:32 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*gets an orange egg*

*inserts door handle*

151. GreenMan said on February 8, 2009, 03:04:10 PM (-08:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*gets Keyblade*

*Insets Donald*

152. Yoshi648 said on February 9, 2009, 08:21:57 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*gets regular duck*

*inserts blank paper*

153. Cat333Pokémon said on February 9, 2009, 08:35:54 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets paper with a Cease & Desist notice printed on it*

*inserts lightbulb*

154. Yoshi648 said on February 9, 2009, 08:38:50 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*gets lamp*

*inserts headphones*

155. §ethi Xzon said on February 9, 2009, 03:32:48 PM (-08:00)

Floatzel
150 posts

*gets cheesy 8-bit sound card*

*inserts nVidia GeForce 9400 GT*

156. GreenMan said on February 9, 2009, 04:31:36 PM (-08:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*gets horible graphics card*

*insets Super uber rare Plush Buizel*

157. §ethi Xzon said on February 9, 2009, 04:49:42 PM (-08:00)

Floatzel
150 posts

*gets an old buizel that was chewed up by a toddler*

*inserts cheese wheel*

158. Yoshi648 said on February 9, 2009, 04:57:42 PM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*gets spare tire*

*inserts toilet paper*

159. GreenMan said on February 9, 2009, 05:16:53 PM (-08:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*gets Toliet*

*insets *

160. Yoshi648 said on February 9, 2009, 06:15:24 PM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*gets awesome smiley

*inserts speaker*

161. GreenMan said on February 9, 2009, 07:00:46 PM (-08:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*gets headphones*

*insert I-Pod Gen 1*

162. Cat333Pokémon said on February 18, 2009, 09:32:10 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets new iPod Touch*

*inserts gramophone*

163. Yoshi648 said on February 18, 2009, 09:35:05 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*gets telephone*

*inserts bell*

164. Cat333Pokémon said on February 18, 2009, 09:36:12 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets gong*

*inserts Task Manager*

165. GreenMan said on February 18, 2009, 07:56:04 PM (-08:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*gets planner*

*Inserts A-tech*

166. §ethi Xzon said on February 22, 2009, 11:54:27 AM (-08:00)

Floatzel
150 posts

*gets MIT*

*inserts SPAM*

167. GreenMan said on February 22, 2009, 01:04:14 PM (-08:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*gets spammer*

*inserts Blueheat*

168. §ethi Xzon said on February 24, 2009, 07:11:10 PM (-08:00)

Floatzel
150 posts

*gets inferno*

*inserts Halo: Combat Evolved*

169. Cat333Pokémon said on February 24, 2009, 07:38:18 PM (-08:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets sniped*

*inserts Gears of War*

170. Yoshi648 said on February 25, 2009, 07:53:41 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*Gets Halo 3*

*inserts tree*

171. Cat said on February 25, 2009, 09:21:26 AM (-08:00)

Cyndaquil
25 posts

*gets directory of entire drive C:\*
(The command TREE will do that.)

*inserts arrowhead*

172. Yoshi648 said on February 25, 2009, 09:34:39 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*Gets a One Way sign*

*inserts mud*

173. Cat333Pokémon said on February 26, 2009, 08:24:47 PM (-08:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*jams the insertion slot, getting an error on the screen*

*inserts mudskipper*

174. Yoshi648 said on February 27, 2009, 08:21:19 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*Gets Mudkip egg*

*inserts scorpion*

175. GreenMan said on February 27, 2009, 12:00:00 PM (-08:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*gets Spider*

*inserts Death*

176. Cat333Pokémon said on February 27, 2009, 07:33:46 PM (-08:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets life*

*insert pizza coupon*

177. Yoshi648 said on February 27, 2009, 07:44:43 PM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*gets coupon for a free Mudkip*

*inserts cookie*

178. GreenMan said on March 3, 2009, 05:50:48 PM (-08:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*gets chocolate*

*inserts Pi*

179. Yoshi648 said on March 3, 2009, 06:24:21 PM (-08:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*gets 3.14159*

*inserts bag of peanuts*

180. Cat333Pokémon said on March 4, 2009, 08:55:14 AM (-08:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets bag of peanut shells*

*inserts bag of sunflower seeds*

181. GreenMan said on March 5, 2009, 12:27:18 PM (-08:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*gets shelled Sunflower seeds*

*inserts *

182. Cat333Pokémon said on March 11, 2009, 07:34:33 AM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets random emoticons*

*inserts bold tag*

183. Yoshi648 said on March 11, 2009, 07:38:00 AM (-07:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*Gets Underline tag*
*Inserts Italic tag*

184. GreenMan said on March 11, 2009, 09:07:43 AM (-07:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*get normal text*

*inserts Funtion Random();*

185. Cat333Pokémon said on March 12, 2009, 08:21:53 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets 0.15234981203*

*inserts same number*

186. GreenMan said on March 13, 2009, 09:13:37 AM (-07:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*gets Funtion Random();*

*inserts 8) :x *

187. stumpymcgoat said on March 14, 2009, 07:15:06 AM (-07:00)

Floatzel
169 posts

Gets
Inserts empty fridge

188. Yoshi648 said on March 14, 2009, 09:28:05 AM (-07:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*gets fridge full of food*

*inserts computer desk*

189. GreenMan said on March 14, 2009, 11:04:22 PM (-07:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*gets computer*

*inserst blue+heat*

190. Cat333Pokémon said on March 16, 2009, 07:20:35 AM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets member*

*inserts "rebmem"*

191. GreenMan said on March 16, 2009, 08:35:49 AM (-07:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*gets RedMan*

*inserts GreenMan*

192. Yoshi648 said on March 16, 2009, 08:48:53 AM (-07:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*gets grass flavored jellybean*

*inserts key*

193. GreenMan said on March 16, 2009, 07:05:52 PM (-07:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

*gets keyhole*

*inserts quilt*

194. Pikachu said on March 18, 2009, 12:26:50 PM (-07:00)

Charizard
131 posts

*Gets a quarter.

*Inserts self. (jumps into the machine.)

195. Yoshi648 said on March 18, 2009, 02:31:05 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
3,147 posts

*gets Raichu*

*inserts peanut*

196. Pikachu said on March 18, 2009, 04:44:47 PM (-07:00)

Charizard
131 posts

*A can of Planter's comes out.*


*Inserts George Bush.*

197. KM111 said on March 18, 2009, 05:13:56 PM (-07:00)

Joltik
12 posts

*gets DABYA*

*Inserts Obama Stimulus Plan*

198. Pikachu said on March 18, 2009, 06:52:57 PM (-07:00)

Charizard
131 posts

*A dog terd comes out*

*Inserts finger*

199. GreenMan said on March 19, 2009, 12:31:29 PM (-07:00)

Keldeo
1,016 posts

**get Hand*

*insets

200. Cat333Pokémon said on March 20, 2009, 07:42:16 AM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets left arrow*

*inserts hand*

Limit reached