After getting addicted to eating Pokemon, he started to eat every Pokemon he came across. When he accidently ate an Electrode, Swampert...

Exploded, which is okay, because he's a ghastly now, and Ghastlies can learn explosion.

Then, he trekked up a mountain.

He then found a stack of pancakes...

That assaulted him and sent him to cat planet. He then found...

That Cat Planet was in fact the planet from Planet 51.

Then he found some rocks. They were fascinating rocks.

One of the rocks was a Water Stone. Upon touching it, he somehow evolved into...

Dagobahro

Daghobaro, fascinated with his new looks, pitted himself against...

The newly evolved Dracanyle

Dagobahro was pwned and flew all the way back to Earth. Strangely, it went back to being a Mudkip somehow.

The Mudkip wound up getting bored with its life and became a novelist.

Then he became bored with being a novelist and became a great Philosopher known as Kippeles.

Then, he became a Buddhist.

And wandered the land in search for someone to bear his child, because his bowel hair can rip up a hole in the universe if not passed down to a child. (lol Inuyasha reference)

He found an attractive little Mudkip, and they did naughty things together. 9 months later...

...9 months later the Kipper was Level 16 because it's a Pokemon.

But having swallowed an Everstone earlier, without him knowing it, he didn't evolve. He then decided to...

Eat a Parasect.

He got high and started hitting himself. Suddenly his mother arrived and...

Said, "If you want to be hit, all you need tto do is announce homosexuality in a biker bar." The 'Kip did just that.

In the hospital for the ruptured... EVERY MAJOR ORGAN IN THE MUDKIPPAN BODY...

And he died. Again. The Ghaskip flew out of his body and...

...Became a lawyer somehow.

He won his trials by mimicing Phoenix Wright.

His next case would be against a Smugleaf, who would pwn him with the epicness that is a plant-based high-class d--chebag.

But just like the Phoenix Wright impersonator Mudkip is, he skillfully won the case... barely, and found out the true killer of Gary's Raticate was Smugleaf from 12 years ago.

The Smugleaf, ever so quick to rub Red Herrings on his trails, denied everything, even with irrefutable evidence...

Then thew a smoke bomb and escaped.

Luckily, it was three feet away from the bomb's radius.

Then a wild Zekrom and Reshiram appeared and killed the swampert. THE END!!!

...or was it?

* Ignores Noonie *
The smugleaf spontaneously combusted while Ghaskip laughed in his incinerated face.

It turned out that the Smugleaf was Blitzkrieg. He was whisked away by his bleeding cloud friend Dragiiin, never to be heard again. Mudkip suffered a heart attack later. He was saved by...

The fact that he was already a ghost, and now wandered the land of...

ARTICHOKES.

But then, an artichoke came towards him and pulled out...

A turnip, for some odd reason.
Firmly believing he was in a SMB2 clone, Mudkip decided to...

explode. After his death, he got revived as a Marshtomp

Marshtomp found Captain Olimar about to depart to the Pikmin Planet and decided to...

Use his skills to create the ultimate Pikmin

that was Silver and had all the pro's of other pikmin

...But also all of the cons.

So he went by his own on the pikmin planet with his pack of pikmin that were invulnerable to poison, fire, electricity, water, and poison, had the strength of ten pikmin, had a high health stat, was very fast, could be thrown very far, and could see underground, but was also slow, weak, and could not be thrown very far 8(.

Well, I meant it in a way as in the one that CAN be thrown to far and CAN'T cancel out each other but the additional strength or health do count.

With all these new skills, Marshtomp finally evolved into Swampert. He teamed up with a Flygon.

so swmpert, flygon, and the silver pikmin army went out to explore the land of...

cheese. there they had a feast, however they all grew fat. How will they ever become thin again?

They used the Pikmin to suck the fat out of their bodies

However, all the Pikmin got heart attacks and died, right before the wollywog army came.

The wollywogs started singing Spanish folk songs.

IN JAPANESE.

However, they sung so badly that Flygon died.

swampert was sad about the death of all his friends so he commit suicide but due to him being eternal he became a ghaspert

He later realized that the Flygon was in the DVR room all along.

He was so happy that he held a party and invited everyone he previously met to it.

so he partied for hours until the evil gengars attacked

They forced him to listen to Justin Bieber, Britney Spears, and Culture Club.

He wanted to kill himself but knew he would be reborn. However, he tried using dive to escape despite being on land.

he then hit his head and had a cuncussion

When he awoke, he realized he was trapped in a cage.

he questioned "WHERE AM I!?!?!" his reply was silence

Gengar appeared and said: We are the tiny, tiny germs!

I think you mean tiny UGLY germs

It seems their boss was none other than...

Dr. Octagonapus!

dr octogonopus then said "dr.octogonapus! BRAGGGGH!" he shot a laz0r from his mouth at swampert. then the laz0r broke through the cage and went right through swampert because he was a ghaspert

When Ghaspert escaped he met his old nemesis...

smurleaf except smurleaf was a ghasleaf

Before that happened, someone killed the grammar of the world.

After being confused, Ghasfurt decided to go back and kill the already dead meme.
Once the dramatic battle concluded, Ghasfurt transformed back into a mudkip and...

Realized it hadn't eaten (As in given the food to his physical stomach) in days.

So it went to a Pokemon center and ate a bunch of Pokeball looking Pokemon food. (Cookie to you if you get the reference)

It then purchased a vinyl Eels album

Then he realized he was ripped off when it was actually the best of the Goo-goo dolls part IV

so he got a lawyer and sewed the pokemart (even though It's not that expensive and he could get a full refund on the album if he returned it within 24 hours)

After making a wonderful homemade Sweater out of the Pokemart, Mudkip started his own Sewing business.

I didn't mean sew as in sewing I ment sew as in going to court but any way disregarding that, mudkip than wen to court and nearly lost the case but luckily he remembered he was a good Phoenix Wright impersonator

But then, Miles Edgeworth made him lose.

And ate him.

So then, Mudkip went on an adventure later known as Mudkip: Edgeworth's Inside Story.

mudkip ended up evolving inside of miles and then escaped

And then Toad came, and said, "Sorry, Mudkip, our castle is in another princess"

After throwing from the joke in the previous post (Just saying, I laughed and groaned at the same time... XD), he went to Fiorre for a vacation.

although his vacation wasn't to fun or relaxing due to multiple pokemon ranger encounters

They kept saying, "Ooh, look a Marshtomp! I should bring it with me on an Adventure!"

He got soooooooo annoyed he shot them. Then, the police came and,

Arrested him. However, when the cop stopped for a donut...

he wound a glith item that unevolved him so he started mimicking the mudkips from"so I herd u liek mudkipz"

And he died. But it wasn't the end, as...

for the person that died was the police officer

However, more cops were after him so he disguised himself as a sneasel and...

Went to rehab.

5 years later
mudkip came out a model citezen and...

Was shot by Alf.

But came back as a zombie mudkip...

then he was attacked by a mob and became a ghaskip again...

Then bombed the city of Bikini Bottom.

Then Mr. Krabs bombed him (Get the joke?).

the explosion was so massive he mutated into a normal swampert

However, he accidentally used muddy water and turned the ocean to mud.