We passionatley make out and I throw up liquid.

I don't have to do anything, your avatar is already enough words!

You died because you got splashed by a magikarp

You get Rick Roll'd and and die. Odd, am I right?

You get crushed by my Yacht.

I eat you. And now, you are inside of me.

ALWAYS

I WANNA BE WITH YOU

This isn't the thread for songs... despite how awesome it is.

Since when did...
Oh snap, I gotta kill a Smugleaf lover now!?
'Dis is unacceptable!!!
*Smashes dagger into my head. What an undignified way to die...*

u brought lite to my lair

The Triforce of Wisdom tells us that YOU WILL DIE! X3

that no smart, u dead

STOP

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Ok, LOL I lost.

While you were near snow mountain,I shout so loud that the whole mountain fall on you and you die!

While you were shouting at that mountain, I summon a pack of Caribou that eat you.

While you were commanding the caribou, Abomasnow uses Wood Hammer on your head.

While Abomasnow uses Wood Hammer, Bearclops uses BEAR VISION.
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Abomasnow hung on to its Focus Sash!
Abomasnow used Sheer Cold!
Strange radioactive bear thing died!

The bears Bearclops summoned used maul!
Abomasnow fainted!

GrassPokemonFTW: It is implied that I am punching you!!!
Bears: Gasp!

Terrible Yugioh the Abridged Series references for the win!

This.

Not only did I get Rick Roll'd, I lost the game too! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!

*leaves unattended bag with Uranium bombs in it next to you while you have a conversation with Rick Astley*

Chocolate Rain! Some stay dry while others feel the pain...

GrassPokemonFTW is using Thunder as armor!
GrassPokemonFTW aimed for the horn!
It's super effective!

Chocolate Rain used Chocolate Milk!
It restored all its health!

The Randomness...Thing...used Embargo!
Chocolate Rain's items are subjected to Embargo!
Chocolate Rain must recharge!
Randomness Thing used Prune Juice!
It's a one-hit KO!
Chocolate Rain fainted!

Go Hax!
Hax used Hax!
Randomness Thing has been deleted from the game, jerk.

I am not a jerk! Why, I could just rip your head off!
*rips your head off*
...Jerk.

YOU KILLED CHOCOLATE RAIN, send in the Android of Freddy Mercury!
Freddy Mercury used Awesome!
You imploded.

I capitalized the K in the title.

I kill you with OCD.. >.> xD

Freddy Mercury used Fabulous Beams!
It's super effective!

Sent out unliscenced surgeon!
Used larynx surgery!
Freddie Mercury lost all singing capability and fainted!

Nuh uh!
Freddy Mercury used Fabulous explosion!
Freddy Mercury fainted!
Unliscenced Surgeon fainted!
Go, Dr. Nick!
Use HI Ev'rybody!

Sent out Police Wiggum!
Used arrest!
Dr. Nick was sent to a mental institution!

Blitz used bribe!
Dr Nick got out of the institution!
Dr Nick used inflammable
Wiggum caught on fire!
Inflammable means flammable? Oh what a world!

*blueumbreon used raep* Congratulations~!!!! You are all now dead~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh DARN

That's where you are wrong! I have BUDDHA on my team! And it knowz ENDURE! And now it use pray on you and your Shiny Umbreon DIE and get reincarnated as a FARFETCH'D!

...well in that case I live because of a wizard!

A wizard!

So just a random, generic wizard? Sounds a little vague, not that it really matters.
Aren't I supposed to be killing somebody right about now?

Yes. A Wizard kills you. Oh and his spell went through Buddhas Endure. Why? Because A Wizard did it.

My shadow wizard attacks with a shadow ball! *the wild blitzkrieg has fainted!*

I resurrect hitler and condemn you as a jew

Sent out Allied Forces!
Used D-Day!
Hitler fainted!

Oh, yeah, well I have Dr.Octagonapus on my team. You're ALL dead. Even the ones that already are; you know why? Just. Pure........ ENERGY.

Actually I live. Wanna know why? Because A Wizard did it.

So you have Dr. Octagonapus? Well...
I HAVE DR. NONAGONAPUS!
So ya...your ENERGY fails. Dr. Nonagonapus used...something.
This thread has been blown to pieces.

But then A Wizard resurrected it. However, B Wizard jumped in and now A Wizard and B Wizard are doing battle!

Sent out C Wizard for absolutely no reason!
C Wizard fired its laz0r!
Mass destruction occurs!

A Wizard and B Wizard are not pleased.

If I cut you in half, will there be two of you?

GrassPokemonFTW uses Weed Killer on Fubab.

GrassPokemonFTW died because evil robot zombie ninjas came out of the TV screen while wearing hippy clothes and gemmed crowns and sang opera music to him. Chuck Norris came too late to stop them from singing.

Chuck was so angry that he roundhoused Alternateshadow300 into oblivion.

RANDOM EXPLOSION KILLS EVERYBODY WITH NO CHANCE OF SURVIVAL
NOT EVEN THE COCKROACHES SURVIVED
I WIN

I wasn't here. I wasn't anywhere. I didn't even exist.

*Shoots Velo with lazor*

uses Fire Blast on GrassPokemonFTW

The attack missed.

I disappear to a reverse, sideways, upside-left dimension and kill you with a beam of Magikarps from there.

The magikarps evolve and go on a rampage that destroy all life that doesn't exist.

I set up a team of snipers to shoot you in the head... Then don't pay them the $20 I owe them ^_^

This is obvious The snipers beat you up for not paying them money, mug you for all that you have, and shoot you in the head over 90__ times.

I go to pi and sliice your head off.

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and you die of ear rape

I go to Irk, receive a shipment of defective SIRs, and mail it to you. They start mauling you and they drop you off a building into a pit of rabid attack dogs.

Do the math.