Victory Road Archive

Ye Olde Internet Madness (Game Corner) → The Vending Machine

1,601. shinyarceus4 said on April 28, 2011, 10:17:10 AM (-07:00)

Linoone
97 posts

*Gets Rh+ type O blood*
*inserts an Apeture Science Handheld Portal Device (THE CAKE IS A LIE)*

1,602. LucarioMario said on April 28, 2011, 11:37:37 AM (-07:00)

Volcarona
547 posts

*Gets caik despite the fact it's a lie*

*Inserts paradox*

1,603. shinyarceus4 said on April 28, 2011, 12:12:09 PM (-07:00)

Linoone
97 posts

*gets the message "YOU NO LONGER EXIST" and you dissapear forever*
*inserts every pokemon ever*

1,604. Leaftail said on April 29, 2011, 04:00:50 PM (-07:00)

Regigigas
980 posts

*Gets the very best, like no one ever was (aka Chuck Norris)*

*Inserts the fountain of youth*

1,605. LucarioMario said on April 29, 2011, 04:43:43 PM (-07:00)

Volcarona
547 posts

*Gets the fountain of ultimate youth that makes anyone so young they don't even exist*

*Inserts Bowser*

1,606. shinyarceus4 said on April 29, 2011, 05:42:36 PM (-07:00)

Linoone
97 posts

*gets Giga Bowser (who kills you )*
*inserts Unova*

1,607. Leaftail said on April 29, 2011, 07:25:27 PM (-07:00)

Regigigas
980 posts

Quote:

Originally Posted by LucarioMario *Gets the fountain of ultimate youth that makes anyone so young they don't even exist*

That reminds me of an episode of Billy and Mandy...

*Gets the United Regions of America*

*Inserts a double entendre*

1,608. LucarioMario said on April 29, 2011, 07:40:45 PM (-07:00)

Volcarona
547 posts

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leaftail That reminds me of an episode of Billy and Mandy...

Really? I just randomly made that up. xP

*Gets a... Triple entendre*

*Inserts something copied and pasted from Google*

1,609. shinyarceus4 said on April 30, 2011, 04:08:56 PM (-07:00)

Linoone
97 posts

*gets a troll *
*inserts the message "YOU'RE A COPY-PASTER."*

1,610. MaRcHiNg12step said on April 30, 2011, 04:22:26 PM (-07:00)

Shaymin
2,907 posts

* Get a copy of the message*
*Insert

1,611. Leaftail said on May 1, 2011, 08:39:11 AM (-07:00)

Regigigas
980 posts

*Gets raegquit*
*Inserts laaaaaggg*

1,612. Cat333Pokémon said on May 5, 2011, 07:43:33 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets fixed up server*

*inserts cheap servers picked up from someone on Craigslist*

1,613. MaRcHiNg12step said on May 10, 2011, 07:16:20 PM (-07:00)

Shaymin
2,907 posts

* Get explosion for bad wiring*
*Insert fire*

1,614. LucarioMario said on May 11, 2011, 01:15:22 PM (-07:00)

Volcarona
547 posts

*Gets third degree burns*

*Inserts text*

1,615. littlea53 said on May 13, 2011, 11:25:00 AM (-07:00)

Mudkip
45 posts

*gets break-up text*

*inserts my friends soul*

1,616. umbreon7 said on May 13, 2011, 11:32:04 AM (-07:00)

Haxorus
329 posts

*gets a deal from Satan
*inserts my iPod's french autocorrect

1,617. littlea53 said on May 13, 2011, 11:34:12 AM (-07:00)

Mudkip
45 posts

*gets a vietnamese only ipod*

*inserts deal with satan*

1,618. PokeRemixStudio said on June 2, 2011, 08:33:33 PM (-07:00)

Moderator
2,066 posts

*gets deadly neurotoxin o_O*

*inserts a really comfy chair*

1,619. SolarYoshi said on June 2, 2011, 09:05:23 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
345 posts

*gets an incliner*

*Inserts Rule 34*

1,620. PokeRemixStudio said on June 2, 2011, 09:24:59 PM (-07:00)

Moderator
2,066 posts

*gets [censored]*

*inserts a strawberry*

1,621. TheTreecko said on June 3, 2011, 05:08:33 AM (-07:00)

Zoroark
230 posts

*gets a Cake*
*inserts AUG*

1,622. SolarYoshi said on June 3, 2011, 06:24:04 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
345 posts

*Gets Call of Duty: Black ops*

*Inserts your mother*

1,623. TheTreecko said on June 4, 2011, 08:17:02 AM (-07:00)

Zoroark
230 posts

*gets a joke*
*inserts water*

1,624. GrassPokemonFTW said on June 6, 2011, 08:18:08 AM (-07:00)

Kyurem
2,222 posts

*gets bottle*
*inserts 01000010 01001001 01001110 01000001 01010010 01011001 00100000 01000011 01001111 01000100 01000101*

1,625. SolarYoshi said on June 6, 2011, 03:07:43 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
345 posts

*Gets "turn back"*

*Inserts *Gets**

1,626. lucarioLOVER said on June 7, 2011, 06:48:27 AM (-07:00)

Volcarona
539 posts

*get's a clone of its self*
*inserts homework*

1,627. SolarYoshi said on June 7, 2011, 07:15:13 AM (-07:00)

Haxorus
345 posts

*Gets misery*
*Inserts you*

1,628. TheTreecko said on June 7, 2011, 11:04:59 AM (-07:00)

Zoroark
230 posts

*Gets me*
*Inserts Soviet Russia*

1,629. SolarYoshi said on June 7, 2011, 07:00:47 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
345 posts

*Gets "In soviet russia, vending machine inserts YOU!"*

*Inserts something that is impossible to get, and if you try, the whole world explodes*

1,630. LucarioMario said on June 12, 2011, 09:38:24 AM (-07:00)

Volcarona
547 posts

*Gets nothing*

*Inserts Reese's Puffs*

1,631. umbreon7 said on June 12, 2011, 12:00:28 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
329 posts

*Gets "Peanut buttah choclate Flavaaaah!"

*Inserts Space Sphere from portal 2

1,632. TheTreecko said on June 13, 2011, 12:43:23 AM (-07:00)

Zoroark
230 posts

*get´s SPAAAAAAAACEEEEEE!*
*inserts Companion Cube*

1,633. SolarYoshi said on June 13, 2011, 09:15:51 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
345 posts

*Gets GLaDOS*
*Inserts Vending Machine*

1,634. umbreon7 said on June 14, 2011, 05:01:15 AM (-07:00)

Haxorus
329 posts

*Gets a coke*

*inserts fact sphere*

1,635. Ningamer said on June 14, 2011, 05:13:55 AM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,415 posts

*Gets pants/pens*

*Inserts curtains*

1,636. PKMNFan1337 said on July 1, 2011, 02:08:29 PM (-07:00)

Pikachu
5 posts

*gets Touhou Project game*
*insert missingno and cirno*

1,637. TheTreecko said on July 1, 2011, 02:43:06 PM (-07:00)

Zoroark
230 posts

*gets data*
*inserts music*

1,638. umbreon7 said on July 1, 2011, 03:34:41 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
329 posts

Gets Instruments

Inserts the letter of the day, z *the count laugh*

1,639. PHANTOMxTRAINER said on July 1, 2011, 08:29:41 PM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,388 posts

*Gets a Zebra*
*Inserts a double rainboe*

1,640. 7dewott8 said on July 2, 2011, 10:54:26 AM (-07:00)

Landorus
1,545 posts

*get's my avatar
SWEET!
*insters pile of poo

1,641. PHANTOMxTRAINER said on July 2, 2011, 12:35:40 PM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,388 posts

*gets a beetle

*Inserts a dollar bill

1,642. 7dewott8 said on July 2, 2011, 02:48:18 PM (-07:00)

Landorus
1,545 posts

*get's two lemonaid's
I hate lemonAID's! *throws one onto ground
*insterts other lemonaid

1,643. PHANTOMxTRAINER said on July 2, 2011, 05:53:48 PM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,388 posts

*gets a lemon

*Inserts chocolate

1,644. umbreon7 said on July 4, 2011, 04:45:55 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
329 posts

Gets coacoa beans

Inserts glitchy ps2 mainframe

1,645. PHANTOMxTRAINER said on July 4, 2011, 07:43:13 PM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,388 posts

*Gets a game with unlimited health cheats

*Inserts love

1,646. 7dewott8 said on July 5, 2011, 10:45:46 AM (-07:00)

Landorus
1,545 posts

*get's a engadgement ring

*inserts a zoura

1,647. umbreon7 said on July 5, 2011, 11:04:43 AM (-07:00)

Haxorus
329 posts

Gets zoorrak

Inserts butterfree

1,648. PHANTOMxTRAINER said on July 5, 2011, 11:12:21 AM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,388 posts

Gets a caterpie

Inserts Pokemon Black

1,649. umbreon7 said on July 5, 2011, 11:14:32 AM (-07:00)

Haxorus
329 posts

Gets zekrom

Inserts #(196)7

1,650. PHANTOMxTRAINER said on July 5, 2011, 11:36:58 AM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,388 posts

Gets Cheese Doodles

Insets Pokemon White

1,651. umbreon7 said on July 5, 2011, 11:45:08 AM (-07:00)

Haxorus
329 posts

Gets reshiram

Inserts (196)7

1,652. 7dewott8 said on July 5, 2011, 11:48:21 AM (-07:00)

Landorus
1,545 posts

*Get's a dewott
Oh yeah!
*inserts corn growing on vcr

1,653. PHANTOMxTRAINER said on July 5, 2011, 02:01:12 PM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,388 posts

*Gets Veggies

Inserts poo

1,654. umbreon7 said on July 5, 2011, 05:03:00 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
329 posts

Gets py (poo-py)

inserts YoGPoD

1,655. Cat333Pokémon said on July 7, 2011, 07:38:26 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets Minecraft*

*inserts Creeper*

1,656. mariothecellist said on July 7, 2011, 08:42:10 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
360 posts

*gets me*

*inserts oboe*

1,657. Cat333Pokémon said on July 7, 2011, 08:46:07 PM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets bassoon*

Hmm... *inserts violin*

1,658. PHANTOMxTRAINER said on July 7, 2011, 09:01:26 PM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,388 posts

Gets Sheet Music

Inserts A Frog

1,659. Cat333Pokémon said on July 8, 2011, 02:19:24 AM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets a toad*

*inserts a mushroom*

1,660. TheTreecko said on July 8, 2011, 02:22:05 AM (-07:00)

Zoroark
230 posts

*gets drug*

*inserts a Charmander*

1,661. Cat333Pokémon said on July 8, 2011, 02:25:38 AM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets a Charmeleon*

*inserts a Mew*

1,662. PHANTOMxTRAINER said on July 8, 2011, 07:20:30 AM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,388 posts

Gets a mewtwo.

Inserts Santa Claus. "HE DOESNT FIT!"

1,663. mariothecellist said on July 8, 2011, 08:22:01 AM (-07:00)

Haxorus
360 posts

Take him out, fold him up, put him in, gets cookies

Inserts James Bond

1,664. 7dewott8 said on July 8, 2011, 09:08:30 AM (-07:00)

Landorus
1,545 posts

Get's James bond movies

Inserts David Hassil Huff

1,665. umbreon7 said on July 8, 2011, 09:10:04 AM (-07:00)

Haxorus
329 posts

gets spyware fan

inserts kitteh333

1,666. 7dewott8 said on July 8, 2011, 09:13:15 AM (-07:00)

Landorus
1,545 posts

Get's cat333

Insters a key

1,667. umbreon7 said on July 8, 2011, 09:14:51 AM (-07:00)

Haxorus
329 posts

gets a door to the twilight zone

inserts cat333

1,668. PHANTOMxTRAINER said on July 8, 2011, 09:16:37 AM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,388 posts

Gets a cat

Inserts a Jirachi

1,669. 7dewott8 said on July 8, 2011, 09:18:27 AM (-07:00)

Landorus
1,545 posts

Get's deoxys

Inserts a buizel

1,670. umbreon7 said on July 8, 2011, 09:22:22 AM (-07:00)

Haxorus
329 posts

ERROR 404: gets an eevee

inserts a cat

1,671. PHANTOMxTRAINER said on July 8, 2011, 09:24:30 AM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,388 posts

Gets a dog
Inserts a phone

1,672. UltimaRaichu said on July 8, 2011, 09:54:20 AM (-07:00)

Haxorus
369 posts

Gets telegram
Inserts Voltorb

1,673. umbreon7 said on July 8, 2011, 10:14:47 AM (-07:00)

Haxorus
329 posts

gets an explosion

inserts a dog

1,674. TheTreecko said on July 8, 2011, 10:33:43 AM (-07:00)

Zoroark
230 posts

gets a Hellhound

Inserts fresh air

1,675. 7dewott8 said on July 8, 2011, 10:54:29 AM (-07:00)

Landorus
1,545 posts

gets a golbat

inserts a wild blackberry

1,676. umbreon7 said on July 8, 2011, 11:10:18 AM (-07:00)

Haxorus
329 posts

gets poisoned

inserts hellhound

1,677. mariothecellist said on July 8, 2011, 12:58:09 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
360 posts

Gets Heckdog

Inserts Keyboard

1,678. PHANTOMxTRAINER said on July 8, 2011, 01:08:22 PM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,388 posts

Gets Sheet music

Inserts skill

1,679. 7dewott8 said on July 8, 2011, 01:15:06 PM (-07:00)

Landorus
1,545 posts

Gets a hedgehog

inserts PhantomxTrainer

1,680. mariothecellist said on July 8, 2011, 02:19:20 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
360 posts

Gets Mariothecellist

Inserts fire

1,681. umbreon7 said on July 8, 2011, 02:53:53 PM (-07:00)

Haxorus
329 posts

gets teh lusifur!!

inserts a heckdog

1,682. PHANTOMxTRAINER said on July 8, 2011, 05:56:54 PM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,388 posts

Gets a Hellhound

Inserts a Tasmanian devil

1,683. 7dewott8 said on July 8, 2011, 09:09:20 PM (-07:00)

Landorus
1,545 posts

Gets Meta Night

Insterts a meat thremomater

1,684. Cat333Pokémon said on July 9, 2011, 02:14:41 AM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets medium-well meat*

*inserts a peanut*

1,685. TheTreecko said on July 9, 2011, 04:36:39 AM (-07:00)

Zoroark
230 posts

*gets butter*

*inserts a guitar*

1,686. umbreon7 said on July 9, 2011, 07:00:11 AM (-07:00)

Haxorus
329 posts

Gets a banjo

Inserts a hellhound

1,687. 7dewott8 said on July 9, 2011, 04:03:16 PM (-07:00)

Landorus
1,545 posts

Gets Umbreon7

Insterts monkey

1,688. PHANTOMxTRAINER said on July 9, 2011, 04:30:56 PM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,388 posts

Gets a chimchar
Inserts Fire

1,689. Cat333Pokémon said on July 10, 2011, 01:53:40 AM (-07:00)

Administrator
10,307 posts

*gets water*

*inserts ice cube*

1,690. PHANTOMxTRAINER said on July 10, 2011, 07:04:08 AM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,388 posts

Gets water
Inserts invisiblity cloak

1,691. Leaftail said on July 16, 2011, 02:54:38 PM (-07:00)

Regigigas
980 posts

*Gets the elder wand*

*Inserts a baby*

1,692. 7dewott8 said on July 16, 2011, 05:34:14 PM (-07:00)

Landorus
1,545 posts

Gets Posidon

Insertes Zeuse

1,693. PHANTOMxTRAINER said on July 16, 2011, 08:30:20 PM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,388 posts

*Zeus. anyways, receives lightning bolt

Inserts invisibility cloak

1,694. Leaftail said on July 17, 2011, 07:02:34 AM (-07:00)

Regigigas
980 posts

*Gets you did that one already >:[*

*Inserts a peanut*

1,695. PHANTOMxTRAINER said on July 17, 2011, 07:13:13 AM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,388 posts

Gets Peanut Butter

Inserts Blanket.

1,696. Leaftail said on July 17, 2011, 04:08:39 PM (-07:00)

Regigigas
980 posts

*Gets pillow*

*Inserts prune juice*

1,697. PHANTOMxTRAINER said on July 17, 2011, 04:46:17 PM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,388 posts

Gets fruits

Inserts a bat's wing. (Found one on my cousins trampoline.)

1,698. 7dewott8 said on July 17, 2011, 09:39:39 PM (-07:00)

Landorus
1,545 posts

Get a Cat

Inserts a moth. Flutters ouyt. jams in

1,699. PHANTOMxTRAINER said on July 18, 2011, 03:58:36 AM (-07:00)

Giratina
3,388 posts

Gets a dead moth

inserts death ray

1,700. 11Trident11 said on July 18, 2011, 09:57:11 AM (-07:00)

Haxorus
476 posts

gets life ray
inserts pokemon dna sample

Limit reached