I wish you had a wish.

Ie..?


I Wish you had a wish as well

Granted

I wish I wasn't being stalked

Granted, you stalk

I Wish None of the awsome people (Like Lite) Hadn't left.

Granted but they hate this website and kill you.

I wish I didn't have practice tommorow

Granted but you have 2wice as much for the rest of the week

I wish there weren't SO MANY dumb shows on tv!

Granted, but their are only boring commercials on TV.

I wish that I could work alone alot.

Granted, but one day you end up haaving to lift a washing machine.

I wish I had Minecraft.

Granted, but it infects your computer whenever you turn it on.

I wish for a wish.

Granted but not Granted in a so granted way the granting is universaly inversed and granting is taking. Wish taken!

I wish for more people then just me to be online

granted, but you get offline
i wist he was online again

Granted but he died.

I wish I had a 6 pack.. (Currently working on one)

Granted, but it's so large you can't move on your own.
I wish I had a translated copy of Mother 3.

Granted, but it only plays on Japanese consoles.

I wish I had enough money to buy a new guitar and a new computer on the same day.

Granted, but they break ON THE SAME DAY 2 hours later.
I wish I had a life sized replica of Alphonse Elric's armor.

Granted, but the moment you look at it, it will dissolve

I wish I wasn't lazy.

Granted, but you have solve everyone in the whole entire world's problems.

I wish I did better in school.

Granted but life now requires failing school grades.
I wish I had money.

Granted, but then you had to use all of it to get home.

I wish my tap water didn't smell so bad. >.<

Granted, but it turns into toast

I wish that THIS.IS.SPARTA!

Granted but it's called THE USA
I wish I had a brother

Granted, but it's my annoying one that doesn't talk to you and is a real pain in the butt (I'd pay anyone 1,000$ to take him :3)
I wish Marching and all of the people she loves on this site would be extremely happy.

Granted, but R2P finds a way to hack the site. (AH!)

You are constipated.

Wrong thread. You want the "Make it worse" thread.

I wish I had -1405 dollars.

Granted, and now you're drowning in debt.

I wish I knew why Clan Jade Falcon has such wimpy battle mechs.

Granted but then he died.

I wish there was more music I could listen to

Granted but it's really bad

I wish I could catch my flag without hurting myself

Granted but you realize that you were supposed to put down the flag.

I wish my friends could understand my problems..

Granted but now all their problems come to you

I wish for a dollar

Granted but you drop it and the wind blows it away.

I wish I had more credits on halo reach

Granted but you are grounded from it FOREVER

I wish my brothers weren't so mean

granted but he is so nice he becomes an over protective brother
i wish it were summer already

Granted, but due to the super flares we are getting from the Sun, the temperatures average of the U.S. are higher making it more of a summer weather. So it is summer.
I wish I could live forever -__-

Granted but you're friends and family can still die

I wish for a friend

Wish granted ,but your friend dies.

I wish that Pluto was a planet.

Granted, but it explodes

I wish for a fish.

Granted, but it's the most worthless fish on earth.

I wish I had a watermelon. X3

Granted, but it self destructs when you cut it

I wish for a new DS

Granted, but it's a brand new original style DS.

I wish I had a Yamaha DX1 synthesizer.

Granted. It's not Yamaha though, it's a Bootleg.
I wish i had a way to solve this ******* rubix cube.

Granted, but you need to buy the manual that doesn't exist

I wish that someone posts about corrupting this wish.

...

I wish that I had the motivation to do things.

Granted, but you only have the motivation to procrastinate.

I wish I had more Dr. Pepper

Granted. They all have viruses inside that get you sick and kill you.

I wish for this wish.

Granted, but not granted, and thus you've wasted a wish.

I wish I had a dollar for every time that Jessie, James, and Meowth were sent flying.

Granted, but the dollars are fake.

I wish Ness would snuggle me. :<

Granted but then he accidentaly shocks you with PK Starstorm.

I wish we didn't have school tomorrow

Granted, but it was allready a weekend.
I wish for a better version of the 3DS.

Granted, but then the battery won't hold a charge.

I wish that the Zilog Z80 processor was used more often in modern technology.