Granted but you only like heavy metal

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Originally Posted by MaRcHiNg12step I wish I was never immortal

Granted, but I send all humans to a split timeline where you are not immortal, then send them back to the original timeline

I wish I was WHEN I WAS

Granted but your not WHERE you were
I wish for world peace

Granted, you beat up everyone

I wish that I could fly.

granted but like Icaris you fly to close to the sun

I wish for an awesome friend

Granted

I wish for a desktop computer

Granted, but you dislike it


I wish people KNew what Blarry ment

Granted but I don't know what it means so I turn it into a swear word

I wish for ice cream

Granted, but it's poisioned (Blarry is Grimsley's Korren's name, Meaning Black berry. Nobody was very impressed when they found that out. Not even Quilava)

I wish that grimsley was a real person.

Granted. He's a homeless bum.

I wish for nothing

Granted

I wish that Grimsley was all coolio and stuffs

Granted but he's still homeless

I wish for a romantic date

No.

I wish people Would stop calling Grimsley a vampire

Granted but he is one

I wish for poker chips because I lost mine

Grimsley Won't Give you any until you stop calling him homless

I wish people could stop using this meme- (Nah, I just want to see what blows you river)

Granted. The meme is used in its place.

I wish would stop being used.

Granted, Its is sad Blue sad epic face

I wish I didn't have to get off right now

Granted but I come and kill you

I wish I was the best

Granted you are THE BEST

I wish I didn't say candlejack.

Granted, you say a bunch of curses, then get banned from VR!

I wish school didn't start in 3 days

Granted, It starts in one! :Trollfaec:

I wish I had posionus, rotten, moldy pie.

Granted it started 3 weeks ago like me.

I wish I didn't name my clarinet

Granted, YOU DIE!

I wish for a wish

Granted but:

Granted, But you blow befor you get to be it

I wish this wish wasn't corrupted ( Firo, You can't corrupt this wish)

Granted it's just stupid

I wish people would realize I'm NOT NEW at school

Granted, but you flunk 6 times to show your a veteran at school

I wish for Miltank-milk.

Granted but you explode for some reason

I wish my friend would just tell me he likes me

Granted but NO WONT LET YOU

I wish NO WONT LET YOU was a meme.

Granted but noone uses it so they ban it

I wish I was taller

Granted, but you also transform into LeBron James.

I wish I had Tauros Steak.

Granted however you get salamenella

I wish I was Pshyche

Granted, but you didn't say "a psyche", so you turned into some guy in Romania named Psyche

I wish I was Godzirra.

EDIT: Oh the irony. I didn't even realise it.

Granted but Godzilla kills you

I wish I was famous

Granted, but you get ripped to shreds by haters.

I wish I knew Japanese.

Granted but you don't know what you're saying

I wish I was 16 and 3 months

Granted. 16 and 3 months is now equivalent to 2 days.

I wish _______________.

Granted but _______.

I wish this was real.

Granted. The reality of it is disturbing and you commit suicide as a result.

I wish I could get the trololo song out of my head.

Granted, but "IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!"

I wish I could cook.

Granted. You become so good that now you have to serve the entire homeless community.

I wish I wished for something different before.

Granted but you could never cook well.

I wish I was noticed in school

Granted, but now ninjas will attack you left and right. (I just did...haha)

I wish cheese wasn't so dangerous.

Granted, but now lettuce is dangerous!

I wish equalness was a word.

Granted but everyone still uses equality

I wish I could play with Artie Shaw

Granted, but he trys to murder you afterwards.

I wish these Choco Krispies tasted better!

Granted, but you get addicted, and get fat.

I wish I could do things that im not supposed to, but not get in trouble for it.

Granted, but you get injured doing those things, try to get out of the hospital bed, and fall flat on your face everytime.

I wish I had magical Pokemon breeding skills that allowed me to breed a perfect Pokemon every time.

Granted, but the first parents had STDs so all of their children did!!! >:] (sorry to those who don't enjoy my humor...)

I want world peace!

Granted, it becomes so peaceful the world falls into economic crisis.

I wish my bred Pokemon didn't have STDs.

They dont have STDs but they do go crazy!

I wish There were cookies made for me

Granted, but they also have poison.

I wish I had a real Pokemon

Granted, they maul you

I WISH SCHOOL WAS HARDER DX IT'S TO EASY HERE!!!!

Granted, but you fail ciz it's too hard

I wish I couldn't die by fire.

Granted, you die by water

I wish Me and Grimsley was a real person.

Granted, you rule the world and get assasinated ( not really just kidding)

I wish for forever-lating Miltank Milk.

Granted, but it is invisible.

I WANT PIE!

Granted, but it's POISONED

I wish for visible, forever-lasting Miltank Milk.

Granted, but it kills you.

I wish pokemahns were real.

Granted, they rule teh world.

I wish for visible, forever-lasting Miltank Milk that is non-lethal.

Granted, but you lose it.

I wish I wasn't a geek

Granted, but you turn into a no-job loser living in the bathrooms at Wrigley Field!!

No wish

I wish I had some paper

Granted, But it is all colored on!!

Wish I hadn't forgot to wish something!!!!

Granted, but you forget you forgot

...spoil some wish...

...dont know how to answer that....

Who is your best friend on VR?

I know too much to have best friends.


I wish for Bish

Granted, you get zerg rushed by Rainbow Bishies

I wish for visible, forever-lasting Miltank Milk that is non-lethal and has GPS tracking..

Granted, but somone steals it and the GPS

I wish that the worst hadn't happened...

Granted, something not-as-worse, but still bad happened.

I wish for visible, forever-lasting Miltank Milk that is non-letha, has GPS tracking, and the GPS and the milk has tazers that don't affect my DNA, and is glass-proof.

Ganted, but it smashs (Stop try to make somone say Granted. Just say7 I wish this wish wasn't corrupted if you wanted granted.)

I wish me and Grimsley were married <3

Granted: his Bisharp gets jealous and kills you

I wish for Terraria to work once

Granted, works for fives milaseconds

I wish I never had to face primal Arceus.

Granted, you face Primal Magikarp.

I wish I had a singing talent so if I get Guitar/Band Hero (Whatever it's called)/Rock Band/etc. I can play it without epically failing.

Granted, but you lose your voice

I wish I had...somthing not innaproprert.

Granted, but you didn't spell inappropriate right, so buttkeys.

I wish for Tauros Steak.

Granted, but you become homless.

I wish I had some pie

granted, it is poisoned and makes you cry blood
i wish you got the referance

Granted, but I still don't get it because it should've been exploding pie instead.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

Granted, your confined to ebaumsworld.com FOREVER.

I wish people never invented Pokemon-food references.

Granted, but Souldragon finds you and tears you apart

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYzT...eature=related I wish that was funny

granted, but it is so funny you die

I wish more people would join my RP (That's right imma pouter!)

Granted I'll join yours if you join mine

I wish I had a better marching band

Your band plays music flawlessly but forgets how to march.
I wish I had a life.

Granted Your the opposite gender
I wish I lived in Atlanta

granted, oh wait that's not atlanta thats atlantis, and you've drowned already, i'm sorry
i wish life didn't suck

Granted, but it is so awesome it blows your mind

I wish my dog was dumb

Granted, but he's so stupid he forgets how to breathe.

I wish I had a TARDIS.

Granted, but Doctor Who trolls you by giving you the original defective model.

I wish trolling wasn't so easy these days.

Granted, but with no trolling disruptions, there is more time for hate!

I wish someone would click on everyone of my adopts in my sig ^^

granted but somehow they get all your info and stalk you

I wish I had a coughdrop

Granted, but you choke on it. (that was difficult [/sarcasm])

I wish I had emotions.

Granted but you're so emotional you comitt suicide

I wish I got my math homework

Granted, but you choke on it. (that was difficult [/sarcasm])

I wish I had emotions.

Granted, you have so much emotion you are hated by regular people! and yourself!

I wish my pandora would have better music!

Granted, but itis only this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J30uxBs3OTo and it gets boring.

I Wish I had a rubberband.

(PLz don't laugh at me, I Do think that's good, but I'm weird.)

You get snapped with it first!

I wish write poems for school was easier!

Granted, but all of the paper you touch disolves.

I wish I never heardof herrocross.

Poof, you feels left out when herraxross is mentioned in casual conversation, because people laugh when you ask, what is a herracross?