* Gets and *
* Inserts Jeans *

*gets a zipper*
*inserts TM92*

* gets fast slowpoke *
* inserts Sho Minamimoto *

*gets SO ZETTA SLOW*

*inserts elephant $#!7*

*gets ingredient of new nuclear bomb*

*inserts this nuclear bomb*

*gets EXPLOSION*

*inserts SUPREEZ DE SUPREEZ thread into /b/uizel*

*gets...HEY YOU CHEATED.*

*inserts coin*

*gets chips*

*inserts drugs*

*gets 2 Coins*

*Insert 2 hats*

* gets two of blitzkrieg's top hats *
* inserts SALAMI *

*gets Bologna*
*inserts old Oscar Meyer theme song*

*gets Old Spice jingle*

*inserts Terry Crews*

*gets some guy*
*inserts royal rainbow*

*gets Rainbow Road*
*inserts lolwut*

*gets wutlol
*inserts gum

*gets wrapper*

*inserts worst comedian ever*

*gets the move Yawn*
*inserts 0011110010111000101001001010000101011111010110112-WRONG.*

* Gets How bout no, you crazy Dutch ******* *
* Inserts Mini-me*

* gets mega you*
* inserts 'ARG i just finished writing this reaally long sig and then when i saved it it said "you are not signed in"'*

*Gets Brooklyn Rage*

*Inserts CD*

*gets IPOD*

*inserts cyndaquil*

*gets flaming Sonic*

*inserts thumb*

*Gets two thumbs up*

*Inserts 1RXS J160929.1-210524 b*

*Gets constellation*

*Inserts coffee cup*

*gets coffee*
*inserts Shiny Smugleaf*

*Gets a salad with a dead duck*

*Inserts meme*

* Gets Mimi *
* Inserts Mimi's True form *

*Gets a giant spider*

*Inserts Rubees*

* Get lamp oil, rope, and BOMBS *
* Inserts Rupees *

*Gets indian stuff*

*inserts Uranus*

* Gets Djoopitter *
* Inserts Surf Ninja *

*gets Ninjask and HM Surf*
*inserts FALCOWN PAWNCH*

* Gets.. oh come on you know what I'm gonna say *
* Inserts Lambo *

*gets limbo*
*inserts Japanese text*

* Gets Japanese Text *
* Inserts Dead Terrorist *

*Gets angry group of terrorists wanting to kill the murder of the dead terrorist*

*Inserts google*

*gets yahoo*

*inserts a kibago

*gets reply*

*inserts shamisen WOOOOOOT*

* gets Taiko w0000000t *
* Inserts Red Panda *

*gets black fox*

*inserts a thread*

*gets a post

*Inserts Infinity

* Gets Swastica *
* Inserts 3.14159265358979323846264338 *

*Gets pie

*Inserts the United States of America

* Gets Ronald McDonald *
* Inserts Doc Luis *

*Gets punch in the face*

*Inserts a yaoi fangirl*

* gets hot Naruto-on-Luffy action *
* Inserts King Hippo *

*gets Bald Bull*

*inserts The Pixel Palace*

* Getsh High-technicaaaaaaaaal *
* Inserts Captain N *

*gets captain M*

*inserts vegeta*

*gets scouter*

*inserts raocow*

gets milk

*inserts ME!*
(THATS RIGHT! I'M NOW IN THE VENDIN MACHINE!)

*Gets a place on failblog*

*inserts sodium hydroxide*

* Gets O shi- *
* Inserts Shi- O's. *

*Gets a bad tasting cereal*

*Inserts said bad cereal*

* Gets The Thread "Best Idea Ever!" *
* Inserts the Michelin Man *

*gets the Stay-Puft guy*

*inserts Johnny the Chemist's Son who drank sulfuric acid under the delusion that it was water*

*gets hole in the esophagus*

*inserts Kurumiru*

*Gets Ononokusu*

Inserts the Lustrous Orb

*gets Adamant/Griseaous Orb*

*inserts good music*

* Gets Brian Setzer *
* Inserts Bad Music *

*gets every ugly pop star ever*

*inserts guitar*

*gets bass*

*inserts my wisdom teeth*

*gets incisor*

*inserts bloop*

*get plop*

*inserts an insertion*

*Gets surgeon*

*Inserts Grass Pokemon*

*Gets Shiny*

*Inserts Scouter*

*gets a power level*

*inserts DEUUEAUGH*

*gets random blue fish*

*inserts Athens*

* Gets SPARTA *
* Inserts Spam Vikings *

*gets ham witches*
*inserts this post*

*gets this post*

*inserts Splash attack*

* Gets Kon SPLASH! *
* Inserts Giant Caterpillar Demon Baby with a Halo and Knives *

*gets holy demonic Caterpie*

*inserts holy demonic Butterfree*

* Gets Ashisogi Jizou *
* Inserts Albert Matthew Yankovic *

*gets parodies*

*inserts :JAD:*

*gets waffles*

*inserts a Voot Cruiser*

*gets a Toot Bruiser* (Don't ask, I just made this up...)

*inserts Gunk Shot*

*Gets physical Poison type (whoa what?)*

*Inserts special rock type move*

*gets special Ice move*

*inserts Vendetta and Charlotte*

*Gets a angel and a devil*

*Inserts Bart Simpson*

*gets El Barto*

*inserts Yunappu*

*Gets a fat guy*

*inserts POP9 Garchomp*

*gets a Dragonite*

*inserts a paranormal investigator*

* Gets Three College-age Spies *
* Inserts MARATHON *

*gets YOU DIDN'T WIN. START OVER.*
*inserts profanity*

*Gets a picture of your mom*

*inserts Mudkipz*

*gets Turtwigz*

*inserts the difference between the alphabet song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep*

* Gets Nothing Pudding and Air Sauce *
* Inserts everything I support*

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

*gets dwarf planet, Pokemon, red cloud, creepy anime smiles, Rock Lee, the AVGN, Phoenix Wright, imaginary rape, false cake, Mario Kart Wii, Mr. G&M, error, another AVGN, Goku, and 1UP*

*inserts a bag large enough to contain said things*

* Gets that side story from Pendragon *
* Inserts Halla *

*gets Bobby*
*inserts Veelox*

Hey, have you noticed how Bobby seems to miss his dog more than his family? :3

*Gets... uh.... Veelox is.... what again? *
* Inserts Meta Knight Ridley *

Veelox is the territory that Book 4 centers around, with the whole virtual reality thingy.

*gets Ridley and a Metal Box*
*inserts Tabuu*

* Gets Flutterby *
* Inserts Blue Gloid *

*gets a Green Gloid*
*inserts a clock*

*gets OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME*
*inserts a Force-a-nature*

*gets natural disaster*
*inserts an internet troll*

*Gets spam*

*Inserts spam*

*gets lunch*
*inserts sushi roll with aquired spam in the center*

* Gets SPAMwich *
* Inserts my brother Humping my dog... which is happening as we speak *