Granted, Crumpled up money rains in your yard for the erest of your life

I wish SP62 would get better

Granted. It gets 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000001% better.

I wish CoD wasn't so overrated.

Granted, but you overrate it
Also, SP62 is a user
I wish you knew that

I do.
I wish that typing on this phone wasn't so ridiculous

granted, but it gets so spicy, that u breathe fire, and burn yourself!
I wish that my dream was a reality<3

Sure why not, it rains money when you wake up

I wish that Grimsley was a real person

Granted he's phsycotic
I wish my uniform fitted correctly

granted, it only fits for a billionth of a second
i wish for potados

Granted. They rain from the sky and give you a concussion that you die from

I wish my friend was 1 year older

granted, but is later killed by the raining potadOS.

ERROR: NO WISH INDICATED

I wish for a dollar

granted, and you get a dollar bill, $100 bill specificly
i wish i had a pet GLaDOS

I would grant that if I knew what it was

I wish I knew what a Glados was

not granted, go play portal, or portal 2
i wish more people played the portal series

Granted 1 more person played
I wish we could decide on a movie

Granted, Hangover 1.

i wish I wasnt depressed again.

Granted. (Ask the sprite School if they do scratch sprite. Maby you can then)

I wish I didn't listen to this crap all of the time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxCts...eature=related

........Why would you wish that?

I wish I had Flipnote Memo (The successor to Flipnote Studio on the 3DS, which isn't released yet).

Granted. It crashs so much you rage quit

I wish Every thing I listened to didn't sound so crappy

Granted, in sounds sh**ty

I wish I still had her..

lol no your not.
I wish I had a dollar.

Granted, but the value of a dollar suddenly drops less than every single other currency there is.

I wish that I could choose what shoes to buy.

You bought Nike's... but they were Adidas!
I wish I had 2 dollars.

Granted. But they're really two pieces of paper with crayon scribbles on them.

I wish summer wasn't ending so soon.

Granted... but it was a cat!
I wish Lucario's wish was granted again.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Granted, you have so much fun, that you get too excited and jump off a cliff.

I wish I had a Bigger TV

Granted, it's too large to fit in your house.

I wish I was a Dunkin' Donuts right now.

Granted, Its closed

I wis that I could animated (pokemon) shieet like that

granted , but now people bug you everyday until you head asplodes... *POP*

i wish a could do i barrel roll with a ship on water.

Granted, you fall of the ship

I Wish Dewwy would get better

He does.. But then becomes a power-mad god.. like enel from One piece.

.. i wish i was half human half groudon hybrid. ^_^

(BTW, Dewwy is a Girl, Dumbass)
Granted, You blow up.
I wish I had some pie

granted by, it's thrown into your face by me.

i wish lfie would stop giving me a hard time.

Granted, You don't have one

I wish I wasn't in such a bad mood right now

granted but your friend is in a bad mood.

i wish people would stop insulting me online for the little mistakes.

Fine, You Always make a mistake


I wish people were alot more smarter

granted, but your gammer isnt fixed
i wish irene would go away

K, she dies

I Wish that Shauntal Wasn't... Such a B***

um what, granted, but she is reborn
i wish the hurricane irene would go away

K, it Goes into the contery and attacks every state

I wish Caitlin Didn't Sleep SOOOO much

Granted, but now she is over active, and jumps off a cliff.

I wish I wouldn't get all depressed all the time.

granted, those around you now get depressed all the time
i wish i wasn't the only one in my group of friends that wasn't in an honor class

Granted, but they all grow dumb, as you grow smarter.

I wish I could be on the Jamaican bob sled team O.o Im not even Jamaican xD

granted, you are now full jamaican, and don't understand english
i wish for your wish before your most recent wish

i would grant that if i were mother nature
i wish for this thread to get less depressing

granted, and that would be funny if it weren't so sad
i wish you got that p2 referance

Granted, but I am still confused.

I wish I knew my true feelings right now. i am really mixed right now..

grantred, it your understanding of your feeling only lasts 1 thousandth of a second
i wish there weren't a 80% chance of a tree caving in my rooms ceiling

(Same here) Granted, it doesn't fall on your house. It does on your neighbors, and they blame it on you.

I wish that this girl in my school liked me.. It's her bday today ♥

Granted but she finds you when your stalking her.

I wish I had a PS3 gift card.

Granted but it has no money

I wish my throat wasn't so sore from screaming

Sounds weird even if granted.

I wish I had a life-size portrait of me.

Granted but you are the size of the portrait, 11 inches
I wish that the 1st clarinets could do what Farley is planning which is play battery 3rd movement

Doesn't understand wish. DENIED!

I wish I had a popsicle.

granted, you now have a poping sickle
i wish for 3 more wishes!

Granted. I waste them all

I wish I could play battery in the 3rd movement

Granted, but everyone else forgets.

I wish hurricane irene was at minimal damage.

Mother Nature controls that.

I wish my marching band knew how to act at a football game

Granted, the football team doesn't know what to do.

I wish that I hadn't Gpotten sick ( I'm All better !!!!!)

Granted but now you know an overactive immune system
I wish my advice didn't sound perverted

Granted, You only give perveerted advice

I wish I could draw better

Granted, you get paid millions of dollars for your work, then it all gets stolen.

I wish I had infinite amount of chocolate milk. I <3 CHOCOLATE MILK!

Granted it's spoiled

I wish I knew everything

Granted, You forget easily

I wish the world was free of alcohal

Banned but someone rediscovers it and another prohabition happens

I wish I lived in the 1940's

Granted but this happens: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVpo-Gzbya4

I wish I didn't act like such an idiot at times.

Granted you act like an idot all the time
I wish everyone will listen to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHSpWrYEhjI

Granted, it gets banned from Youtube

I wish Bronies (like the ones that watch MLP) never existed. Their dumb, stupid (I watched one MLP episode my self and It suked like heck) And are boring

NOOOOOOOO! I have too many brony friends on here... ;~; DERP!

I wish I could build a good team...

Granted but then every other team sucks

I wish Rin or Luka (Rin my avi and Luka: http://www.google.com/imgres?q=luka+...w=1249&bih=595)

Granted, they die

I wish I hadn't of overslept ( Hurricane didn't hit us! )

Granted. Now Hurricane Irene turns around and hits your town.

I wish my name wasn't retired from the hurricane list.

Granted but now you're hate because another hurricane come and it has your name

I wish I could marry Kaito

Granted. Also, Kaito transforms into a mutant five-eyed cannibalistic slug.

I wish for a wish.

Granted that was it

I wish I was a vocaloid

Granted. You become Kagamine Len, and die at the end of every video.

I wish Hatsune Miku was real.

Granted but she is the killed by Rin

I wish I was in DCI as a drum major

Granted. As you start playing, the drum breaks.

I wish it was my birthday.

Granted but it is your last
I wish could march in my drum major outfit

Granted, but the outfit...wow, that's a good outfit...well, screw that, I'm not ruining it. I'm not that evil.

I wish I knew if you were looking at the right uniform

Granted. Now you know. (did I just create a paradox?)

I wish I wasn't so confus.

Granted. You're now even more confus.

I wish I had unlimited wishes.

Granted but there are so many restriction it's not even funny

I wish my drum major uniform was shorter

Granted, but since you ninja'd me, I'm going to corrupt it in some way or other.

I wish I knew how to corrupt MaRcHiNg12step's wish.

Granted but I refuse to tell you

I wish for a drum major uniform to be shorter

Granted, but it gets soo short that we can see things. Btw, it looks pretty <3

I wish pigs could fly.

Granted, They fly away when they are cooked.

I wish that People Would leave me alone when I wanted attention

that wish does not make sense.. But uh, granted but your awesome friend (me) blows up in confusion

i wish that i wasn't so tired..

Granted, you spam every where and get in trouble ( I enjoy lonleyness)

I wish I could Draw good murals

Granted, but when they sell high, you get a lot of taxes.

I wish I was better at soccer

Granted, you get famouse and you lose your friends

I wish I could use a scanner to Scan my Drawings and only my drawings. Nothing else, and I don't Ragequit on it breaking (I do, but I am Going to test you See what you can do)

Granted, but they forgot a part, and scanners got stopped getting produced, so all you got was a refund (i did my best)

I wish I was a Pokeman.

Granted HOWEVER your jigglypuff
I wish I was never immortal

Granted, you can't die, but you grow old and eventually evaporate into a tree, thus getting cut down and getting burned and not burnning.

I wish I had a better taste in music.