Granted now you refuse to speak english.
I wish I didn't get the scrictest Latin teacher at my school for the hardest year of Latin

granted you now have to learn manderin
i wsh u nu hw bad muy splling iz

Granted, you get someone who wants to drive off a cliff with you.
I wish for awesomeness. (Oh too late )

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
i wish i knew how to make people awsomer

Granted, but it only works on me.
I wish i could spread awesomness to Trident, Marching, Squirtle

granted, but to be modest, i prevent myself from becoming awsome
i wish for awsomesauce

No, its mine. so i push you off a cliff
I wish for the grand canyon

granted, but you only push me from the lowest point
i wish for money yet again

Granted. You live in it
I wish water would flow through the grand canyon

Granted, but the current takes you out and you fall off the cliff
I wish for cliffs

granted, it is endlesss
i wish it wasn't

No.
I wish i was the best

granted you are quickly over run by better
i wish my dog wern't laying on my arm

Granted, its laying on places you dont want it to have its weight on...
I wish I had a Chair.

granted, but it is made of human meat
i wish for a meat organ

Eww, but ok.
I wish for a fish

granted it's a shark and it eats you
i wish for something that isn't gross

Granted, but you lose your face.
I wish for a shooting star.

granted,no i will not spread the corruption
i wish for a wish, so i could wish, for another wish

You confuse.
I wish i wanted something.

granted, but you forgot what it was
(insert wish here)

No wish.
I wish he had a wish

granted (insert corruption here)
(insert wish here)

no.
I wish you had a wish, and werent lazy

granted-
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Ok, if your not gonna wish, just sleep.
I wish you would wish.

fine
i wish i could breahe in space

Granted, but you can't breathe on Earth.

I wish I had that Adobe Flash package that lets you make games.

granted, but it glithes very easly

I wish grooveshark was up to date with music

Granted but a space time error occurs and grooveshark updates to future songs. Then the time cops come and arrest you and put you in time jail for a millenium

I wish he had a wish -.-

Not granted
I wish I didn't scratch away at my chest

Granted, You accidently kill me :O
I wish I didn't have rage

Granted now you kill people with rage
I wish for a band aid

Granted, but it has a hole in it.
I wish for a better lacrosse stick

Granted you suck at everything else
I wish I was normal

You are perfect to me
I wish I had milk

Granted it's alive
I wish I didn't see hallucinations

I wish I knew what hallucinations you saw.

Granted. A man. He's plain and skinny, but I've never seen him, and he stands around hands folded across his chest. No expression.
I wish I knew who it was.

Granted, its Chuck Norris. Your description explains it all.
I wish I had Chuck Norris powers!

Granted but Chuck Norris sues you
I wish for a puppy

Granted, but its dead.
I wish for my old dog to be alive and active again.

Granted but it does have long
I wish I could duplicate

Granted, but your duplicate fights with you to see who is the real Alex.
I wish my laptop wasn't so dumb!

Granted it's smarter than you and doesn't time with idiots
I wish Jason was smart

I am D: *cries*
I wish she would know I am smart D:

Granted but I test it. You fail.
I wish Jason wasn't emotional

You can't stop that D: *Cries*
I wish I forgave you <3

Granted. Now do it.
I wish Jason didn't remind me of a woman

Granted, but I was never...
I wish I knew how you thought of me as a women >:[

Granted you're emotional like a woman going through mood swings
I wish for Jason to cut out

Denied: What does Cut out mean?
I wish I knew what "Cut Out" Meant

Granted stop acting like a woman
I wish I knew why infractions don't go away until 60 days exactly

Not all of them do.. (Grant)
Why what did you do? (Wish)

Broke a forum rule
I wish you would clamp it about this

If Clamp means talk about it, Granted.
I wish I knew what Clamp meant

Talk
I wish the story thread didn't seem sexual

I don't know if I can grant that. Lol jk, I will try to fix that.
I wish I didn't just explode chocolate milk all around me.

I can't grant that
I wish I knew why chocolate was spewed all around you

I was opening my chocolate milk, and it spilled on me
I wish Alex didn't think i was a perv

Not granted
I wish Jason knew I was a perv so he wouldn't be offended

Im not a perv!
I wish I knew why she keeps thinking im a perv.

Dude, everyone's a perv. Except for extreme christians.
I wish he saw his pervy ways

Granted, I guess I do :/
I wish she forgave me?

For what?

For being a perv :/

No because i'm a perv
I wish you would see that

Granted, I see it and like it.
I wish that Golf wasn't so boring

Granted it's so amazing all other sports fail in comparison.

I wish I could fix some minecraft glitches.

Granted, but the major ones still stay.
I wish for some sun glasses, because Life is good.

Granted. They're girl sunglasses
I wish for sweat pants

Granted, but they were from a smelly hobo named bob.
I wish I knew why everyone in golf camp sucked.

Granted they're noobs
I wish for some time without my family

Granted, but I was secretly your family and you never see me again. (Mostly cuz I gotta read now.)

I wish for Ice Cream

Granted. You become lactose intolerent
I wish for a cake

Granted but the cake has cashews, and I am allergic to that, so I take a bite, and I die. You feel that this is all your fault now.

I wish my aunt wasn't being a b****!

Granted, but now she's a *itch.

I wish for a triumph.

Granted, but I had a bigger triumph, and that's to triumph over your triumph.

I wish I wasn't so moody.

Granted, but you'll be to hapy (better than being moody :/)

I wish people didn't say pokemon died. THEY DON'T DIE, THEY FAINT! (everyone at my school says it and hate it)

Granted they say that they pass away.
I wish for an Iphone4

Granted. Now when they faint, they do die.

I wish for ______________________.

No.
I wish my friend remembered his password to the phone

Granted. Now he knows the password to every phone on the planet.

I wish Wuthering Heights didn't suck.

Granted. Now it blows.

I wish I had a strawberry milkshake.

granted, it's cherry
i wish for o2

Granted but the company is hacked.
I wish video games were as good as they were back in the 90's.

They were good? Granted, they get worse.
I wish Time Zones weren't in effect.

Granted, but the only way that could be possible is if the Earth was completely flat facing the Sun and/or if there was two or more Suns for reasons I don't feel like going into a huge lecture about.

I wish a Wii U randomly flew into my window (undamaged and in the box it comes in with all the important stuff such as controllers.).

Granted, but there are no games for it, and the games are all over 100$ because well, Times are tough.

I wish I could have a GF...

Granted but she turns out to be a b!*ch.
(Being single isn't always a bad thing. Thankfully.)
I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted but you couldn't decide!
I wish for a donkey.

Granted but he kicks you and you kill him
I wish to be drum major

I cant grant anything for you D:< Jk, but when you become one, all of your band members quit on you.

I wish I knew why Glasses don't do anything for me, and i still have to wear them.

Granted but the knowledge is a secret that doctors don't want you to know so they hire a hit on you

I wish I didn't have stress.


Y'all gotta work On your granting, the grants arent right according to the wishes

Granted but you lose a competitive drive and feel empty. Next, suicide.
I wish for band camp to start an hour late

Granted, but your still late for that.

I wish I could talk to you more, since im in California ^

Granted, but it crashes but then brings you back to the page

I wish Grimsley was real (I'm obessed with him suddenly )

Granted, but he immediately challenges you to a Pokemon battle. And you only have one of those Lv. 5 starters that you choose at the beginning of the game.

I wish I had some method of getting $200 in under 10 months or something.