I'm the best around. Nobody gonna bring me down! Ya. I'm the best around. Nobody gonna bring me dooowwwwn UH.

#Lookguys #Imusinghashtags #Imsocool

It's time to kick arse ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of gum.

Time to kick bubblegum and chew ass and I'm all out of ass

Wait were allowed to say ass here?! :O YAy lolololololasss

Don't push me, 'cuz I'm close to the edge.
I'm trying not to lose my head.
It's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how I keep from going under.

SONG LYRICS TIME? I THINK YES! *Ah-hem*

Now you've seen what I think we mean when we say don't think too hard today♪
And it's true that the things that we do mean a lot to the people we play♪
But we're just some actoooors♪ Drinking beer after work just like you♪
We're glad that you bought this!♪ We can pay for our beers thanks to yooooooouuuuuu-ah!♪ (Don shoo-bee wa-da! Don-dee shoo-bee wa-da!)
Don shoo-bee wa-da! Don-dee shoo-bee wa-da!

Very much, very much!♪ Whoooaaa-ooooh-oh~♪
We have jobs thanks to you!♪ Thank you very much!♪
Very much, very nice!♪ Whoooaaa-ooooh-oh~♪
Very much, now we'll go- work on the next show~♪

In the show you see on TV~♪
In Japan originally~♪ (Very much!)
Dooooon't go awaaaaaaayyyyy-aay-eee-aaaaaay!♪ (Don shoo-bee wa-da! Don-dee shoo-bee wa-da! Don shoo-bee wa-da! Don-dee shoo-bee wa-da!)
Don't go 'way!

HEY I JUST MET YOU
AND IT'S NOT CRAZY CRAY
SO HERE'S MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER
PLZ STALK ME FOREVER.

Dat blank poast makes the world go round, nis.

This should totally be my new song lyrics thread.
Because lyrics.
And cheese.
So much cheese.
Cheese makes the world go 'round.
CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE.

Me: Happy birthday, me.
Me: Oh, thanks, me!

...SO ALONE.

So I found this thing while I was looking for something in my pantry...
Anyone know what exactly it is?

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LITE THE IRON SPAM

MAPS NORI EHT ETIL

Ermahgerd it's coding for something... Must figure out what it means...

<insert random Portal 2 quote here>

Just add APSDOGHJAPGJHARG!

I'll cross my fingers and... aw, crap! I don't have enough fingers!

Sleep tightly on the rocks with baby Jesus by your siiiide...

hey guys, my uncle works at nintendo
super mario 4d land is the next mario game
mario goes to mario to mario the mario mario
mario mario mario mario luigi mario mario bowser mario mario mario mario oxycodone overdose mario mario.

http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/approving_cat.swf
Needs more sand

MORE LYRICS. I MUST GET THESE FEELINGS OUT.

Mako! I love my pachinko! (Ba-dum~)

I like the way pachinko gives me cash for free♪
And when I'm playing I like hotties stroking meeeee♪

As you see, I like to sing with meat in my pie-hooooole~♪
Meeeeat♪ in my moooouth♪
Now you're talking in my native languaaaaage♪
You have got me wrapped around your baaaaaalls♪

Got money~?♪ We'll give you whatever you can dream~♪
I've got it♪ I'll get it♪ For me it's just the cream♪
Hideki, fork it over, and then maybe-
SARANGHAEYOOOOOOOO♪ (Ba-dum~)
(Aaah! I'm spellbound!)

This anime has such addictive songs.

We were alone on the road driving faster
So far from home, we were chasing disaster
Hard on the gas till the car caught on fire
We had to laugh as the smoke billowed higher
I wanna feel alive forever after
And you say, you say you wanna feel alive forever after
And I, and I, and I say
Follow the light through the dreams and disasters
Follow the light to the edge and the after
We won’t turn around, we will not slow down
Follow the light through the dreams and disasters
Sting of the sun and the sound of it rising
Still on the run with our eyes on the horizon

...Oh my, I think I'm hooked to Owl City.

BEEWJA FRUM HIS CYEEESHLE
ONE DAY BEEWWJA WAS JUST WALKIN' DOWN DA SHTREET BECAUSE HE WAS FROM HIS CYEEEEEESHLE AND MEEEEEEEERIO WAS LIKE "HEY BEEEEEEEEEWJA *fumbled words* CYEEEEEEEEEEEEESHLE" AND THEN LUWEEEEGEE WAS LIKE "YEEEH NO ONE CARES" BECAUSE MEEEEERIO ATE THE MUSHROOM AND SAVED DA PRINCESS DFLJDHFGJ CYEEEESHLE AND THEN BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWSHA WAS IN DE CYESHLE BUT IT WASN'T REALLY BEWJA AND BEEEEWJA WAS FROM HIS CYEESHLE AND THEN MEEEEEEEEEERIO WENT INTO HIS CYESHLE AND HE DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEED AND THEN HE CAME BACK AND HE DIIIIIIEEEED AND THEN HE CAME BACK TO BEEWJA AND HE GOT THE THING AND THEN BEEEEEEEWJA DIIIIIIIIIIED AND THEN PWINCESS PWINCESS PWINCESS WADDA PWINCESS AND THEN HE WENT TO THE CYEEEEEEEEEEEESHLE BUT IT STILL WASN'T BEEEWJA AND IT STILL WASN'T PWIINCESS AND NEVER FEEEEEEEEEEEEEOUND HER.

UNACCEPTABURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

When I grow up, I want to marry the entire world and all its inhabitants. <4 3> ♥♥♥

(Ooooooooh! Oooooooh!)

They say it's still just nothing but a man's world~♪
They say it's just too hard to find yourself~♪
(But then when) You dance you feel good~♪
(And you know) You got 'em going now~♪
(And you know) Your moves are real good~♪
(And you know) That you are beautiful~!♪

I just wanna shine, I wanna be in love now~!♪
I just wanna shine, I wanna be in love now~!♪

You know you can't just leave the past behind you~♪
You know you can't just live a life of shining glamour~!♪

Aah~! The music plays on and on~!♪
Ooh~! As you walk around the to-oown~!♪

And the teardrops just keep falling down~♪
And the teardrops just keep falling down~♪
And the teardrops just keep falling down becaaaaause~♪
I only wish I knew~!♪

Someday you'll find yourself and realize that you're beautiful~!♪
(So that when) Love takes you down again~♪
(And it breaks) Your heart in pieces, then
Let the teardrops fall like gentle rain~!♪

That's when you'll find yourself and realize that you're beautiful~!♪
(And you might) Just start to heal then~♪
(And you might) Find your heart whole again~♪
And you will find what you are looking for after alllll~!♪

Craaaaaaaazy Misty!~

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Ohhhh EMBEEEEER! YOU WILL REMEMBEEEEEER!
EMBEEEEER! ONE THING REEEMAAAINS!
Ohhhh EMBEEEEER! SO WARM AND TENDEEEEER!
YOU WILL REMEMBER MY NAAAAAAME!

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

IT'S TRICKY TO ROCK A RHYME
TO ROCK A RHYME?
THAT'S RIGHT, ON TIME
IT'S TRICKY
IT'S TRICKY, TRICKY, TRICKY, TRICKY

Don't you hate it when a sentence doesn't end quite the way you think it hamburgers?

Da freakin' cart stopped!

THE DARKNESS IS SO DARK IT HURTS MY BRAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNN.

It hearts my nose to hear you post.

Fluff. Wuff. Tuff. Stuff!

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But I just wanted to see what was going on at VictoryRoad!!

My hand smells like *****. But not my *****. It smells like someones else's *****. I think my hand smells like a charmanders *****. It's very spicy.

Pokemon Trainer: Way to go, Ivysaur! You can do it, Squirtle! Up the butt, Charizard! I'm really !@#$ing annoying, Charizard! Don't you think so, Craptain Falcon?

Captain Falcon: Yes!

Guess who's back? Back again?!

Shadies back. Tell a friend.
Guess who's bac, guess who's back, guess who's back.
I created a monster cuz nobody wants to see marshal no more cuz Shadies chopped liver. If yet want shady this is what I'll give them. A lil bit of me mixed with some hard liquor...

Aw. How could you not want that?

Fox: This is what happens when I don't get my turkey sandwich.

My own mother,
thought I was a monster..




























































































































SHE WAS RIGHT OF COURSE BUT IT STILL HURT

uh. No comment

I like to pop in at random times when I've been forgotten to let people know I'm still here.
Now, without further ado, enjoy your spam.

At least this one looks poorly Photoshopped.

I swear I'm not Orange!

ZERO!!!

X.X

Reuniclus is scared of aliens.

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I feel like I'm in Parliament Funkadelic's dressing room... o.O

Without further ado, spell check sentences!

Jogs eddy chug hybrid judge VI has sue.

this post is supposed to be clever

When I get to the bottom I go back
to the top of the slide where I stop and I turn
and I go for a ride 'till I get to the bottom
AND I SEE YOU AGAAAAAIN!
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!

I always wanted to be a dolphin... best position ever!

its been long. hi

It's been a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time.
No! No! NO, no no! NoooooooOOoooOOOooooooOOOoOoOoOOOooo!

Gentlemen!
I do believe I'm on fire.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4jnaznUoQ "This happened. And we let this happen."-Peter Griffin

Why don't you take a picture? It'll... um, what does that say... "Mastaa Cheff..."

funy

Catch this. Wananananananana...

I have hands like butter.

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One two three four five six se-ven
All good children go to hea-ven.

SPINKICKS FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAY!!

Death from the sky...! X.X

Run into you Pillow Bunkers

WHAT MAN IS A! MISERABLE A PILE SECRETS OF LITTLE

Take a good look around you~♪
Take a good look, you're bound to see~
that you and me~
were meant to be~
for each other~
silly girl~♪

Fruit salad.