Granted, but your brain over ruled your heart.

I wish I didn't have Lacrosse Camp today

Granted, One of you'rre friends have to go

I wish for this dragon to be real

Granted. It eats you.

I wish I had a genie.

granted but it already gave three wishes
i wish for three more wishes

Granted, but they are wasted.

I wish Lacrosse was a more popular sport.

granted but the rules are completely changed
I wish this wish will be corrupted

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish for a cat

Granted, it claws your face.
I wish for a drink. I am fricken thirsty.

granted, but every sip makes you more dehydrated
i wish i could wish for an uncorrupted wish

Access denied.

I wish my cousin had an xbox.

Granted, but it got the Red Ring of Death.

I wish I had a doughnut.

Granted, but it has posion filling

I wish that I could use a scanner

Granted, but you see my power level is over 9000!!!
I wish I had the skills of a pro Lax player.

Granted. Everyone finds out you cheated and burns you to death.

I wish I didn't have Sun burn and Mosquito Bites, also, I don't want anything bad to happen after they go away.

Granted, you never had any of those. Just venomous snake bites.
I wish people weren't so mean to me on VRIM...

Granted. they ignore you.
I wish I did lose my music.

I cant grant that, but I can sing to you Don't worry, i sing awesomely.
I wish I could own all of the people at camp tommorow. (Dont worry, i will be back at 12:30ish )

Granted but you can't own everyone over the age 12
I wish for reeds (I chipped my last one today and the music store is closed for maintance)

Not granting. Just go to a different store.
I wish I could own everyone over the age of 12. No one in my group is less than 12...

Granted. You own them ONCE.
I wish the other closest music store wasn't 45 minutes away.

Granted. It's two days away. That was easy.

I wish society would accept me for who I am...

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Originally Posted by PHANTOMxTRAINER I wish I could own everyone over the age of 12. No one in my group is less than 12...

Granted, WE ALL DO
I wish I didn't have camp.

Granted but then you want it and you can't go to it.
I wish I could play first base

Granted, but (If your talking about baseball/softball) you get injured.

I wish I had a Girl Friend.

Error third time wishing for that.
I wish I was not already injury from sliding into third

Granted, I could heal you.

I wish wrestling season started again.

Granted but you suck cause you haven't practiced
I wish my audition wasn't tomorrow but thursday

Granted, but idk what audition.
I wish i knew what she was auditioning for.

Granted. It's for a chance to audition for Juliard (Not the Juliard audition) on my clarinet
I wish for something.

Granted. Im a something.
I wish I had a dinosaur

It goes extinct
I wish I could get contacts

Granted, but... WHAT'S THAT? *secretly puts on contacts* I lost them.

I wish my power level was OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAANND!

Granted but do to a techical error, you are pushed back to level one. Sorry for the inconvience.
I wish my audition goes well

Dont worry, it will for sure!
I wish I wasn't too lazy to get chocolate milk from the fridge?

Granted but now youre so active that you have a heart attack
I wish for a worthy fencing opponent

Well, Im ok with a sword. *Jabs her in the eye by accident.* Thats how it will be corrupted*

I wish for Vanilla milk now!

It's spoiled
I wish for an eye (Thanks I'm eyeless)

No. YOU ARE A CYCLOPS! No jk, here. *gives back her eye*
I wish that there was never expiration dates on foods.

The food is spoiled and you don't know
I wish the best clarinet tutor money can buy

Idk who that is so i cant grant it.
I wish for non-spoiled milk.

It's poisoned
I wish I could meet Paquito d'Rivera

granted but he's dead
i wish for a donut

Granted It's poisoned
I wish for a dollar

granted it's poisoned
i wish for something not poisoned

Granted, it burns.

I wish for some pizza.

granted you get more than you can possibly eat and must eat every bite
i wish i had some of that pizza

Granted, you get 0.00000000000000000001% of it.

I wish I can fly.

granted, but you don't know how to fly, so you end up flying into outer space and dying

i wish i could focus

Granted but this happens:

granted, but god intervenes because of the improbable illogicality of it XD

No wish
I wish I didn't get all my music for the entire marching season at 1 time

Granted. You never get your marching band music.

I wish I can remember what I wanted to wish for.

Gra-- oh wait, i forgot...
I wish I still had my wii

Granted but it automatically dies.
I wish for a Hollywood Undead album

Granted, but the only songs ik are Christmas in Hollywood and undead

No wish
I wish for an album with Everywhere I Go and The Diary

Granted, cuz i know the song "Everywhere I Go" and i LOVE IT
I wish that I could eat oreos

Granted but you lose three of your teeth
I wish for another clarinet leader

Granted, its me and i dont know **** about it. So you guys fail, and i embaress your family. They scold you.

I wish I had chocolate milk

It's warm
I wish you something about marching cuz then you could be a leader

Granted.
I wish that i played the drums and sang.

Granted neither one is good
I wish I had a lovely voice and wasn't not afraid to sing in public

granted, you die
this is a wish

Okay?
I wish for no ADD

Granted, but you celebrate and fall off a cliff.
I wish i had a rope to save her

granted but rips under human weight
i wish for some popcorn to watch the action

Are you calling her fat?!
I wish you died. Lol jk

Granted but you choke too
I wish for sappiest ending ever to an action movie

Granted, every movie...
I wish for a HUGE Tv

granted but it is hit by shrinkray
i wish for air
--
also i'm not calling her fat

Granted, its toxic
I wish for the antidote

granted, but i'm already dead by time you get it
i wish i were alive

granted, but it only cures 75% of what you use it for(bed rest does the rest)
I don't want a wish

You cant wish if your dead.
I wish that he was alive

granted, but it's immposible because i'm dead
i can't wish

You're a zombie
I wish when shft my laptop it would n't beep

granted, it dings
i wish i were a real boy

Granted. It sprays peanut butter at you're face.

I wish i was more hyper

granted, you then proceed to calmly walk into bottomless pit
i wish for money

It gets stolen
I wish for a Good Lax Stick

I don't know what it is
I wish I was a hit woman

granted but you then time travel to when you weren't
i wish for more money

You fall off a cliff
I wish for Earphones

granted, *i lose mine* *****
i wish for new headphones

NO!
I wish for awesome glasses

They don't do anything but get in your way
I wish for my friends from Lousianna would move to Virginia

granted, but then they move to the phillipines
i wish for headphones again

Ok, they break.
I wish for a hat

granted, it's rigged with a bomb
can i be less zombieish now

Maybe.
I wish for a Cable Box. Lol idk why.

granted, i don't feel like corrupting this
i wish for a normal wish that was corrupted to become uncorrupted

I cant corrupt things that make no sence.
I wish you could make sense

granted so now does it make sense that i make sense to you?
i wish for you to be more confused

Ughhhh... *Is confused and hits itself in confusion*
I wish i can haz no confusin

granted are you stilled confused about how i started your confusion
i wish for this thread to be less confus

granted.
I can haz chezeburga?

your spelling's terrible
I wish Phantom could spell

I can.
I wish Dewott had a bit better grammar.

Granted, but you fall off a cliff while celebrating.
I wish for a huge dinosaur that eats everything and is a WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION!

granted but it is a lazy fat lard
i wish i knew more german